FabSwingers.com forum: I'd just like to say thank you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

Your childish tantrums make the more reasonable guys among us look that little bit better, allow couples and females to improve their filters and block lists, and also provide excellent entertainment for forum regulars.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

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well said OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a tart op

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

He he but true... there are some fab gems

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Giddy up....throw down the chariot fair maiden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww isnt that lovely

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's like a psyche ward round here, sometimes I take notes.....!!

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

I sometimes read threads through my fingers as I cover my eyes and shake my head lol

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

We need a white Knight emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a white Knight emoji..."

Yep

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'd also like to thank those that harp on about being too old for filters etc..There's more than one way to crack an egg guys, but I guess if you haven't figured that out yet at your age you never will..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

Aww jeezus is that something else we have to test for? Might take 24hrs in a locked room & toys now

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"We need a white Knight emoji..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd also like to thank those that harp on about being too old for filters etc..There's more than one way to crack an egg guys, but I guess if you haven't figured that out yet at your age you never will..

Yep, good point! Or the ones that moan that all the girls they like are too far away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said darrrrrrling

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Its like some guy's think Im lying on my back with my legs spread just waiting for them. Oh What? I didnt answer yr msg in the alloted 10 min time span.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hi op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi op

Hey you two, what brings you here?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi op

Hey you two, what brings you here?

Regardless of what some threads are saying today, sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi op

Hey you two, what brings you here?

Regardless of what some threads are saying today, sex

Samesies!

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Its like some guy's think Im lying on my back with my legs spread just waiting for them. Oh What? I didnt answer yr msg in the alloted 10 min time span."

Being as you are 5 mins down the road I think that's bloody rude of you not to be waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like some guy's think Im lying on my back with my legs spread just waiting for them. Oh What? I didnt answer yr msg in the alloted 10 min time span.

Being as you are 5 mins down the road I think that's bloody rude of you not to be waiting

I'm a little dissapointed if I'm honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to find it painful to watch

Now it amuses me especially when they go unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being in the forums, whether that's my own inane babbling or reading someone else's fabicide inducing nonsense.

Bless all of you, there's never a day that passes without at least one of you makeing me smile or giggle my fat ass off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

sorry but I'm not convinced...we only have your word for it that you don't spit your dummy out when you don't get your own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a very true statement OP

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Doth thou layest thine coat upon the puddle, that the fair lady cometh upon, as she wants not to get her shoes wetted. Doth thou ownst many a coat for such happenstance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

You're very welcome

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

I've always thought the same, it's tough on here but the more idiot guys the better the chance of a meet.

Apart from the idiot guys who get a meet(god only knows how) and then they misbehave or don't turn up which goes against us genuine men

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian."

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a white Knight emoji...

Yep

Also need a twat in tinfoil one too.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Yes the ones that strop and block us ladies do indeed make some look better

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Hi there

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Sure there is, if not consider yourself the founder

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Hi there

Mmm hello lovely lady. Come sit on my face?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"We need a white Knight emoji...

Yep

Also need a twat in tinfoil one too.

They are on the UFO thread from the other day

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Sure there is, if not consider yourself the founder "

I can't claim to be the founder, I have a friend I've nicked it from. Kudos where cock loving lesbianism credit is due

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Yes the ones that strop and block us ladies do indeed make some look better

Well you really should stop sending abusive messages to them when they haven't replied in 5 mins, jeez

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Such a tart op"

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Hi there

Mmm hello lovely lady. Come sit on my face?

On my way

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Sure there is, if not consider yourself the founder

I can't claim to be the founder, I have a friend I've nicked it from. Kudos where cock loving lesbianism credit is due

Ssssh, the first rule of cock loving lesbian club, we don't talk about ... feck it who am I kidding go for you life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP tries to hard.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"We need a white Knight emoji...

Yep

Also need a twat in tinfoil one too.

They are on the UFO thread from the other day

UFO? Unmeet Fucking oaf ?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Hi there

Mmm hello lovely lady. Come sit on my face?

On my way

Stop hijacking his thread you girl loving tarts.

This guy is making a good attempt for the single guys.

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

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over a year ago

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

And what about the women who ARE time wasters and/or up their own arses op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good post Op; I notice you are looking for a meet tonight?

I'm a total time waster. I never meet. I just chat in the Forums and sit here trying to look pretty pretending I'm interested and hoping to wind you up!

You do have a nice cock though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right.

Cheers.

...

What the blue fuck?...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Hi there

Mmm hello lovely lady. Come sit on my face?

On my way

Stop hijacking his thread you girl loving tarts.

This guy is making a good attempt for the single guys.

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB"

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps they're all right - all the women on here are time wasters / frigid / lesbians etc. Oh wait, hang on, that's definitely NOT the case!

Well done op

I'm frigid

And I'm a time waster

Now all we need is a lesbian.

You called??! Well I may as well be lately...thinking of changing my orientation to a cock loving lesbian. That's a category here right?

Think MrsRetro might join you in that category.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

Mmm me, my delicious friend and founder of the category, MrsRetro, bun and MrsFaf....now that's what I call a good party

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What's a cock loving lesbian?

Sorry OP, your post is great! Long live the noblehood of honourable men.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"What's a cock loving lesbian?

Sorry OP, your post is great! Long live the noblehood of honourable men."

Come here and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rides in on white horse well said op rides off

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

Mmm me, my delicious friend and founder of the category, MrsRetro, bun and MrsFaf....now that's what I call a good party

Am I Mrs FaF?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

Mmm me, my delicious friend and founder of the category, MrsRetro, bun and MrsFaf....now that's what I call a good party

Am I Mrs FaF?

Of course! I know you more for fancy a fuck than Spanish brunette now

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Op this is true but they still annoy the hell out of me as it makes it harder for those gorgeous ladies to spot the sensible good guys like you and me to say hi to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good post Op; I notice you are looking for a meet tonight?

I'm a total time waster. I never meet. I just chat in the Forums and sit here trying to look pretty pretending I'm interested and hoping to wind you up!

You do have a nice cock though

Well you're right about one thing, you're good at winding me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

sorry but I'm not convinced...we only have your word for it that you don't spit your dummy out when you don't get your own way

Haha good point! I like to think I've seen enough meltdowns on here to know that it's not a good look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good 'I'm better than the other guys' thread!

The ONLY person responsible for how well you do, or don't, do on here is yourself.

Other guys and their actions don't make you look either good OR bad.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a good 'I'm better than the other guys' thread!

The ONLY person responsible for how well you do, or don't, do on here is yourself.

Other guys and their actions don't make you look either good OR bad. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a good 'I'm better than the other guys' thread!

The ONLY person responsible for how well you do, or don't, do on here is yourself.

Other guys and their actions don't make you look either good OR bad. "

You get a hell yeah for that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

And what about the women who ARE time wasters and/or up their own arses op?

Yeah

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

Mmm me, my delicious friend and founder of the category, MrsRetro, bun and MrsFaf....now that's what I call a good party

Did someone say party

sounds like something we should plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the angry men who post on here accusing all the women of being timewasters and up themselves for not taking a chance on them.

So, angry sex-starved males, don't ever change. You're making this place better for us all

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS Bun would be joining in your hijack too, but is at work

MrB

Aww. I was hoping she would join us

MrsSB

I'm sure she will later.....

Mmm me, my delicious friend and founder of the category, MrsRetro, bun and MrsFaf....now that's what I call a good party

Did someone say party

sounds like something we should plan

Bun

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice, op!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Yes the ones that strop and block us ladies do indeed make some look better

Well you really should stop sending abusive messages to them when they haven't replied in 5 mins, jeez

If only!

OP knows what I'm talking about though.....

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