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This is a sex site so why do you all spend so much time in here chatting shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's also a chat site.

there's no kfc in here so i'm leaving the topic now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't chat shit *instead* of meeting for sex, I can do both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poop

Oh thought you wanted to chat shit...sorry my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I can, get over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this will be a good one! Thanks OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare people chat before fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange that you are in it and posting a topic....mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because chat is good to make the connection with people first. Rather than just fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn...i thought this was a scat thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont"

its a swingers site

its a chat site

that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont"

you do know both things are easily achievable side by side right?..it's not one or the other. multitasking see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I can, get over it! "

Haven't you read? He "doesn't take Fab too serious", so clearly you're the one who should get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I want to show off my fucking sparkling personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a a social misfit....

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"it's also a chat site.

there's no kfc in here so i'm leaving the topic now.

"

I'm a Nandos girl.

I'm not hanging around either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I can, get over it!

Haven't you read? He "doesn't take Fab too serious", so clearly you're the one who should get over it "

Dammit, my mistake.

Shit, poo, turds, logs, shit, curly wurly.

That's enough shit talk right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont"
it's a swinging site not purely a sex or hook up site the social side is also part of it for many true swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree this site has become a social site, maybe thats why people are leaving, No meets just talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I can, get over it!

Haven't you read? He "doesn't take Fab too serious", so clearly you're the one who should get over it

Dammit, my mistake.

Shit, poo, turds, logs, shit, curly wurly.

That's enough shit talk right? "

There's never enough shit talk on this forum

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The irony of entry number two on the green arrow list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont"

Good for you.

So what d0es it matter to you how others use the site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking shite is my specialist subject ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the irony of using the same media you're seeking to decry lost on you, OP?

You are Sideshow Bob and I claim my five pounds.

(Tyranno-Vision reference)

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I joined to have fun.

I have fun by chatting, sometimes chatting shit.

I have fun by meeting and having sex with other swingers.

That's it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally agree this site has become a social site, maybe thats why people are leaving, No meets just talk"

We talk and meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't bring cake so your not allowed to be rude! x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I chat so I can get banged

Mike c is having a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO CHAT. No FUCK. SIMPLE AS. Online a moron would just meet and Fuck. Hello OP. Are you a moron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat forums are for chat? Right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because chat is good to make the connection with people first. Rather than just fancy a fuck. "
Yes please (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a forum site lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally agree this site has become a social site, maybe thats why people are leaving, No meets just talk"

Well said lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm not posting on here anymore, it's all just shit. I'm going get me some sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been fucked this week, waiting on a couple of guys to come sort out my garden otherwise i'd be fucking today as well.

i chat loads of shit and meet, just don't do fuck and go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I want to show off my fucking sparkling personality! "

Actually on reflection this clearly isn't working out....I'll try not posting and see how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because chat is good to make the connection with people first. Rather than just fancy a fuck. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I want to show off my fucking sparkling personality!

Actually on reflection this clearly isn't working out....I'll try not posting and see how it goes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you meet if you don't chat at all?

You can't set a date, time or place! You can't even get a reply to your post!

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By *imetoexplore69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I wont"
but you do. people only need to click on the green arrow next to your name and they can see u spend alot of time contributing to the forums or "chatting shit" as u call it .

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"I'm not posting on here anymore, it's all just shit. I'm going get me some sex."

Watch out for those Spartans;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah there OP!... There's a meeting for sex site attached to this forum?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a cock in my mouth I can't chat shit. xxx

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"If I have a cock in my mouth I can't chat shit. xxx"

Or chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont"
You have done well on this thread OP

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I wont"

Oh yes he will.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont

Oh yes he will..... "

I will resist that retort

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

A sex site? Really?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I wont

Oh yes he will.....

I will resist that retort "

Resistance is futile.....

Go on, you know you want too, it's only 4 weeks til xmas!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont

Oh yes he will.....

I will resist that retort "

Oh no you won't

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

For many of us sex involves some form of personal interaction that's not entirely physical. Getting to know someone as a person and not just a body - like a meat rack - can be deeply satisfying.

'Chatting shit' can be part and parcel of getting to know others. It's also a good way to relax, pass some spare time. And it's worth remembering that many people can't meet 24/7, so just having sex at every waking moment isn't always possible, even if some try.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" why do you all spend so much time in here chatting shit?"

Ironically I nearly posted a "will meet in exchange for toilet roll" thread this morning, after discovering that Mrs ddc used the toilet roll from the workshop toilet in our pic earlier in the week and didn't replace it.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a a social misfit...."

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I am not having sex all of time, sometimes ... Well sometime I just enjoy talking shite!

Right now OP i am... Well work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I have a cock in my mouth I can't chat shit. xxx

Or chicken "

with mash. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because i get bored talking sex all of the time and there are other things in my life -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont

Oh yes he will.....

I will resist that retort

Resistance is futile.....

Go on, you know you want too, it's only 4 weeks til xmas!!.... "

Oh no I don't

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

I did try my crystal ball but it got me no where . So I might start this thing you are calling "CHAT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont

Oh yes he will.....

I will resist that retort

Oh no you won't "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Cos I charge £1.50 a minute by phone, you lot ain't getting it for free no matter how much I like you!! So I keep the sexy secret.

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Anyway, we got the sex on tap, when you have two small kids its the friendly chat & banter that's missing..

Ergo...forum & it's a shit load better than FB & you might get a meet too!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot "

where were you last night then eh mrs sb???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot "

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick. "

It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

It's just a bit of fun

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.

It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x"

That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.

It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x"

I shall take you to tea heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.

It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x

That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules "

That's so hurtful.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I wont"

Nice bum btw, d'you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot

It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.

It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x

That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules

That's so hurtful. "

I've just opened a box of cranberry n blood orange teabags xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody gives a fuck.

However...it's good to chat shit on here sometimes and by chatting "shit" you get to know other people and what "shit" they like and that leads to meets which leads to sex... and not "shit sex".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's also a chat site.

there's no kfc in here so i'm leaving the topic now.

"

I'd kill for a KFC right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody gives a fuck.

However...it's good to chat shit on here sometimes and by chatting "shit" you get to know other people and what "shit" they like and that leads to meets which leads to sex... and not "shit sex". "

You talk some good "shit"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit ironic. This post is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to do something to fill the refractory period.....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Yeah to be fair I do talk shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess someone's been turned down

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I wont"

You just wanted people to see your arse.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I dont care how horny i am , not inviting someone i havent spent some time "chatting " into my home , or going anywhere with them,

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Good grief he's 45!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Good grief he's 45! "

He's running out of time....no time to chat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chat.

No play.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I wont

You just wanted people to see your arse. "

You missed out a very important 'an'

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"For many of us sex involves some form of personal interaction that's not entirely physical. Getting to know someone as a person and not just a body - like a meat rack - can be deeply satisfying.

'Chatting shit' can be part and parcel of getting to know others. It's also a good way to relax, pass some spare time. And it's worth remembering that many people can't meet 24/7, so just having sex at every waking moment isn't always possible, even if some try. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally agree this site has become a social site, maybe thats why people are leaving, No meets just talk"
....... And that's why your status says 'chat anyone?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ONLY get meets because I chat shit in here true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ONLY get meets because I chat shit in here true story "

Totally agree. The majority of ladies I've met on here have come as a result of a forum post by one or both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dare people chat before fucking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chat.

No play."

This x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ONLY get meets because I chat shit in here true story "

I dont doubt it

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I wont"

i feel so guilty now for actually wanting to know the people i potentially would like to meet before to meet them...

i'll hang my head in shame....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????"

Please carry on. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[content flushed down the john at 19:40:18 25/11/2016]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? A sex site? Really?

Jeez! I thought this was just facebook with people who don't like wearing much clothing!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. .. "

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Meh...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??"

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More....."

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to meet anyone for sex at the moment so I'm happy on the forums.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm "

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close...."

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea "

You love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea

You love it "

of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i like talking pants

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I wont

You just wanted people to see your arse.

You missed out a very important 'an'"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I don't want to meet anyone for sex at the moment so I'm happy on the forums. "

Well hellloòooooo

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea "

Come join us you know you want to

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea

Come join us you know you want to "

Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

no chat shit

no meet

hahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea

Come join us you know you want to

Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake "

Hey you knew I was a bloke when we started this thing don't go trying to change me now

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????

Please carry on. ..

I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??

Oh yes. Yes . More.....

Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm

Don't stop now. I'm so close....

not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea

Come join us you know you want to

Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake

Hey you knew I was a bloke when we started this thing don't go trying to change me now "

I've got hubby at home for that. Jeez

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it "

Ohhhhhhh we was joking right

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it

Ohhhhhhh we was joking right "

I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it

Ohhhhhhh we was joking right

I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it "

So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it

Ohhhhhhh we was joking right

I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it

So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold "

How can I resist such sweet talker?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it

Ohhhhhhh we was joking right

I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it

So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold

How can I resist such sweet talker? "

Works every time. What can I say if you got it........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we can

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Btw 'chatting shit' in one mans world is having fun and being nice in anothers.

Have fun folks xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chat on here because I got fed up with my ouija board. Connected with a departed stutterer. Ffffff...uckin tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats talkingto goats x

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Because it's fun. And you get to see people's personalities rather than their cock.....can also out who you don't want to meet.

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