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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women and chickens for various reasons! Biggest one is chickens bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex Spartan hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take 'no chips' for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of chickens and shoot down other poultry, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for KFC product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like wurzl gummidge?! He could fuck like a budgie for minutes and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It only works if you;re actually angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women and chickens for various reasons! Biggest one is chickens bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex Spartan hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take 'no chips' for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of chickens and shoot down other poultry, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for KFC product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like wurzl gummidge?! He could fuck like a budgie for minutes and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl "
it's actually a swinging site

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It only works if you;re actually angry "

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....

"

what was the last thread???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It only works if you;re actually angry "

Oooo'er I could crush a grape, tear a tissue,,,, jump off a dolls house....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ribs can't take this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought of it more of a social site where people if they feel like it meet up and have sex ? But if not then just banter and swap ideas

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time. "

Copy and paste keys might be faulty....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

[300 spartan " spears " removed by poster ]

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time.

Copy and paste keys might be faulty...."

You're going for this year's comedy award aren't you? Very good effort, and the YouTube thing was pure genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time.

Copy and paste keys might be faulty...."

this version makes more sense though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never traded insults with any one.

I use this site to flirt in a childish manor and tease a handful of people with my photos

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....

what was the last thread???"

It was called 'This is no longer a sex site'

Somehow I don't think he'll be rocking up on this site. If he does he's very brave.

In fact he could've won the second world war for that, and he'd have earnt a lot of medals too!

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

*site = thread

Not thinking quite right in the head after reading the last thread ...

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Look , we never got to the bottom of why Mo Farah was in KFC.

Though I think we established that the spartans probably got to the bottom of anything that stood still long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Content removed by Animal Action Front, at 13:00:00 on 25/11/2016. #chickens are sacred]

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

{goes to find part 1...}

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Content removed by Animal Action Front, at 13:00:00 on 25/11/2016. #chickens are very scared now!]"

fixed it

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

{goes to find part 1...}

Mr ddc"

Keep up !

We need you to stop the thread drifting off-topic. I think it might have done a little bit.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been using this site wrong the whole time.

Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the OP comes back, he was a chilled out barrel of laughs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Content removed by Animal Action Front, at 13:00:00 on 25/11/2016. #chickens are very scared now!]

fixed it "

Maybe even improved it. Good call....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked like a budgie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too sure what language your speaking but I think I agree lol

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough


"I hope the OP comes back, he was a chilled out barrel of laughs!"

he's probably busy berating some old lady for not holding the door open for him or something

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I hope the OP comes back, he was a chilled out barrel of laughs!"

He might have just been having a bad day. It's all of our faults for latching on to it, while in silly moods.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.

Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries. "

Not sure if Spartans like KFC.

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.

Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.

Not sure if Spartans like KFC."

You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.

Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.

Not sure if Spartans like KFC.

You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it."

I stand corrected; did they have tomatoes with it?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I hope the OP comes back, he was a chilled out barrel of laughs!

he's probably busy berating some old lady for not holding the door open for him or something"

No, I think he's too busy hiding his light under a bushel....sorry bucket containing KFC chicken and three chocolate medals.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

No I think he is out training this afternoon with the other 299 spartans.

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.

Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.

Not sure if Spartans like KFC.

You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it.

I stand corrected; did they have tomatoes with it?"

No! Never! They were brutal warriors not culinary destroyers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now? "

Burger King?

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now? "

2 bargain buckets?

With olives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now? "

Ain't had a KFC in ages as well think I need treating

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now? "

Some spartans ?

They all have a firm grip on the long shafts .....on their spears

and nice shiny polished helmets .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King? "

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King?

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now! "

If Mo Farah is involved, it will be quorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....

"

Sadly the chicken typo has been fixed....so humour gone....now just another "why can't I get a fuck" rant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King?

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now! "

Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Ain't had a KFC in ages as well think I need treating "

Tuesdays they do a bucket for £5.99 I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Ain't had a KFC in ages as well think I need treating Tuesdays they do a bucket for £5.99 I think "

You think I need to know for sure do they still have them juicy chickens that I always longed for

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By *Herts GentMan
over a year ago

NH area

Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Did the OP just allow the predictive text write that?

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Did the OP just allow the predictive text write that?"

OP in part1 wrote it. Some of his sentiments might not have been understood and it went at a tangent.

Pt2 might have had some copy&paste errors in the first post

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Omg! In fairness

"THIS

IS

SPAAARTAAAAA"

is soooo going to be what I shout every time I cum from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg! In fairness

"THIS

IS

SPAAARTAAAAA"

is soooo going to be what I shout every time I cum from now on.

"

MY QUEEEEEEN

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Does this mean I can't have sex anymore?

Do I have to go out for KFC and cake instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow"

Can't beat a nandos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

Can't beat a nandos "

I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this mean I can't have sex anymore?

Do I have to go out for KFC and cake instead? "

That's correct. It's now sex or chicken. Can't have both on the same day unless it's chicken sex.

Feather may be enough

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

But I thought fab was about making love.

MrsSB

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

Can't beat a nandos

I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin "

Well, hello my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

Can't beat a nandos

I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin

Well, hello my dear "

A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

Can't beat a nandos

I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin

Well, hello my dear

A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid. "

You aren't missing much. Nandos isn't that special

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?

KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?

#hungrynow

Can't beat a nandos

I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin

Well, hello my dear

A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid. "

Well you're definitely not getting a Nandos now we know that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King?

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!

Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales! "

Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always thought of it more of a social site where people if they feel like it meet up and have sex ? But if not then just banter and swap ideas "

me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/11/16 15:21:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a forum site lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.

(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one)

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time. "

The unintentionally funny is almost always the best though

S

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

This thread has put me in a foul mood

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"This thread has put me in a foul mood "

S'alright, I'll duck

Got one out the freezer for Sunday dinner

S

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"This thread has put me in a foul mood

S'alright, I'll duck

Got one out the freezer for Sunday dinner

S"

Such a cock

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.

(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one) "

Oh yeah..

*titters*

I've still got the Spitting Image book where there's a full two page spread of Prince Andrew posing provocatively in the nude with half a pound of sausages arranged artistically around his crutch....

You couldn't tell th difference twixt John Thomas or Richmonds....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"This thread has put me in a foul mood

S'alright, I'll duck

Got one out the freezer for Sunday dinner

S

Such a cock "

Dunno, not looked but isn't a male duck called a drake?

S

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

*crutch = crotch

Stupid spellcheck...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King?

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!

Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales!

Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx"

Well its a start, mind you it was a wet December last time I was there

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

[Removed by poster at 25/11/16 16:06:12]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Does this mean I can't have sex anymore?

Do I have to go out for KFC and cake instead?

That's correct. It's now sex or chicken. "

That's as bad as Daddy or chips!!! I'm gonna have do alternate days I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never traded insults with any one.

I use this site to flirt in a childish manor and tease a handful of people with my photos "

I could be teased with those photos all day long ...... and tomorrow and possibly the next day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with KFC it's finger licking good ??????

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Actually I've just had s KFC. I think they have fake members to place subliminal ideas in forum threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I've just had s KFC. I think they have fake members to place subliminal ideas in forum threads "

I did too, there's some strange trickery going on. Planting ideas in the minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.

(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one) "

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards

Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?

Burger King?

No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!

Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales!

Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx

Well its a start, mind you it was a wet December last time I was there

S"

Hey don't knock it. Rhyl has/is having millions of pounds spent on it atm and it's looking really good. Xxx

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

To steal a joke from WC Fields;

" I once spent a year in Rhyl; I think it was a Sunday afternoon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP! Are you on something? I really don't understand a word you're going on about! Seems just a senseless spouting of verbal nonsense!

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sorry OP! Are you on something? I really don't understand a word you're going on about! Seems just a senseless spouting of verbal nonsense! "

Sorry its a joke thread. Read part 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops why am i here again? Think i got lost

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oops why am i here again? Think i got lost "

Welcome to back to this crazy thread. Take a seat, relax, would you like a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops why am i here again? Think i got lost

Welcome to back to this crazy thread. Take a seat, relax, would you like a drink?"

Yes please . Southern comfort and x

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