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"Wait....you fucked a chicken?! Finger lickin good huh? " I fucked a pheasant...it ran out I front of the van when I was doing 50....or was it a peasant...guess I should have stopped and checked | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? " Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? | |||
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"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site" Exactly this Oh and yesterday was rant day... | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? " No he is scared for life | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? " Colonel Saunders fucked quite a few. | |||
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"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl " ^^^ could be a sign of issues ^^^ ranting in forums is another things it's become I guess | |||
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"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl " Interesting and very brave comment | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Colonel Saunders fucked quite a few." Is that why they are so crispy and succulent | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? " I have..... ........ Put it in the oven, popped to the pub for a quick pint, forgot about the chicken and returned home 4 hours later to find it black and as hard as a cannonball #wellandtruelyfucked | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? No he is scared for life " Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though | |||
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"So is this just another 'why doesn't anybody reply to me' rant just glossed up with waffle? " Yes, and the waffle is chicken flavoured. | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? No he is scared for life Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though" He is a handsome fucker is Colin | |||
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"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it" Its a dildo made by acme... | |||
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"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole " I like your thinking sir, might have to get the 12 gauge out and do a little hunting. | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? No he is scared for life Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though He is a handsome fucker is Colin " He's been through some traumatic times though hasn't he? | |||
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"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl " I think that the fact that you thought this was a sex site is your problem. Your expectation is probably way off the mark. | |||
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"! You need to take chance on some ppl " Nobody needs to take a chance on anybody.we are in this for our own sexual satisfaction,not to give chances to others I hate it when guys say give me a chance | |||
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"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole " no one mentioned rabbits mate you got a confession too? haha | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? No he is scared for life Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though He is a handsome fucker is Colin " There he is! | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK?? No he is scared for life Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though He is a handsome fucker is Colin He's been through some traumatic times though hasn't he? " Yeah being dropped down the toilet was one | |||
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"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it " It most definitely is a rant. And is most definitely not objectve | |||
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"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong " Wondering where my chicken was hiding | |||
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"Wait....you fucked a chicken?! Finger lickin good huh? I fucked a pheasant...it ran out I front of the van when I was doing 50....or was it a peasant...guess I should have stopped and checked" thats fucked it not going to KFC again | |||
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"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it " Well, it seemed like a rant to me... | |||
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"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl " Well done is there was a clap emoji I'd be using it now so you'll have to settle for a solid thumbs up | |||
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"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it " thats good then. I hate to see dissappointment | |||
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"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it " Are you sure it wasn't a rant? If it looks like a rant and quacks like a rant... | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do " AKA Fight Club | |||
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"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site" well said | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do AKA Fight Club" I think he might like it down there | |||
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"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it" Think Gérard Butler in not much more than a loin cloth x 300... | |||
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"I have proof that a chicken can get fucked " What's your proof Lay it on the table and spill the beans | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do " The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly | |||
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"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about. Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them " thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly " No it isn't! | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly No it isn't!" It bloody well is ! | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly " | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly " A bit like the House of Commons then | |||
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"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about. Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) " I once shagged a girl and the reward I got for my effort was paltry compared to the effort I'd put in | |||
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"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong " Just to put forumites minds at rest we'd like to put ourselves forward to check if either statement is true. To render the test accurate it will obviously have to be performed naked for a full investigation which may take several hours. S | |||
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"So is this just another 'why doesn't anybody reply to me' rant just glossed up with waffle? " Hey don't be so cynical! Everyone has the right to air their views | |||
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"We've enjoyed it so far. Suppose we'd better leave Nooooooooooo OK, we'll stay " Yeah | |||
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"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong Just to put forumites minds at rest we'd like to put ourselves forward to check if either statement is true. To render the test accurate it will obviously have to be performed naked for a full investigation which may take several hours. S" Oh go on then | |||
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"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about. Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) " Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do The politics forum isn't scary! I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly A bit like the House of Commons then " Yes, same mentality , except there's 650 in there being paid to do it. Forum there is less people speaking and even less people listening (Excluding me , obvs) | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do AKA Fight Club" Shhhhshh 1st rule of politics forum... not supposed to mention it | |||
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"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site" This There's a big difference between swinging and sex. Sex is merely and aspect of it | |||
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"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about. Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? " i dont fuck live ones either (just for the record ) | |||
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"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about. Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? i dont fuck live ones either (just for the record )" | |||
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" Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? " Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules... | |||
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" Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules... " | |||
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" Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules... " Beastiality Necrophilia Forum... Sounds like a wizarding spell | |||
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"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it" You wouldn't have been, though; they were all gay: Spartan army was composed of homosexual couples; on the basis to ensure that they fought more fiercely for each other. There are a few here who might enjoy it.... | |||
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"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it You wouldn't have been, though; they were all gay: Spartan army was composed of homosexual couples; on the basis to ensure that they fought more fiercely for each other. There are a few here who might enjoy it.... " Were these actual fights, or just extreme bitchiness?? . . . (Sorry in advance for non-PC content) | |||
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"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site" Exactly !!! | |||
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"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics? " I think it speaks volumes about mindset and expectation. The OP is far from the first and certainly won't be the last to sign up thinking it's sex site and then post angry rants that their expectation of the site being full of woman that will shag anyone hasn't been met | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? " made me giggle thanks. | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction" It was that damn treadmill! | |||
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"Lol. This is the funniest thread I've seen, since the last thread by a guy ranting about no one wanting to fuck him. Look forward to the next one, I'm sure it won't be long!" Give it 5 minutes..... | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction It was that damn treadmill!" Honestly... who gives? | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction" Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply. | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle " What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context? | |||
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"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics? Most people are on FAB for recreational sex (note the most comment)and some are just here because they enjoy the discussions and general banter. However some are here to make a sheckle or two! For example the site members who once they get a KIK address advise its £80 for 45 minutes with the lady and £120 if the gentleman was to participate. Its just the way of the world!!" To be honest, I use it as a sex site. I'm not a swinger, I use it to connect with men I subsequently have sex with. I'm not really sure why calling it a swinging site elevates it into something that people feel is "better", but if it matters to them I'll leave them to it | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply." Could do, the rate it's going. Wonder if it will make any sense to him? | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply. Could do, the rate it's going. Wonder if it will make any sense to him? " Will his own OP make any sense to him? | |||
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"Lol. This is the funniest thread I've seen, since the last thread by a guy ranting about no one wanting to fuck him. Look forward to the next one, I'm sure it won't be long! Give it 5 minutes..... " | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do " There's a politics' forum????? Who knew?? | |||
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"Gosh, this gained traction Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply. Could do, the rate it's going. Wonder if it will make any sense to him? " I hope not! We do try.... | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do There's a politics' forum????? Who knew?? " Well now you do, and it's not for the faint-hearted. Or even the thinking, come to think if it | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?" No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him. | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do There's a politics' forum????? Who knew?? " I honestly thought it was a forum joke for ages. Turns out it exists! Now, about that platinum membership... | |||
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"Who fucked a chicken?!? " I like to give my chicken a good stuffin from time to time. xxx | |||
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"Chips with the chicken or ribs " They're not ribs, they're abs I tell ya!!! OP, I understand what you're saying about being ignored. If you said hello to someone in the street/pub and they just blanked you, it would be very rude. I can't stand poor manners personally, it's totally unnecessary. What you're failing to understand here is the volume of messages that the ladies and couples receive... if they took the time to answer them all, they'd never have any sex because they'd be too busy here! If you don't get a response, you're not what they are looking for, so just move on. Rants on here just make you appear desperate and that's never been an attractive quality for anyone. | |||
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"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... " Tomaytoes tomahtoes | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle " You should get brownie points for that forget the scouts.. | |||
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"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... Tomaytoes tomahtoes " Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad? | |||
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"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole " I love casseroles and yes its a perfect time. | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context? No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him. " I have medals | |||
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" Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules... " Sounds like a Monty Python sketch somewhere in there. | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context? No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him. I have medals " Chocolate? Cos my teeth get hurt on those shiny metal ones. | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle You should get brownie points for that forget the scouts.. " Go to the fire brigade, you could polish their helmets .... fnah fnah.... | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?" Because that means their more entitled to a shag than the rest of mere mortal men? | |||
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"So fat people have to drop their standards and go with people they arent attracted to cause they are fat and on a sex site?" You missed that memo too huh! | |||
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"Ran through with 300 Spartan spears . Would be a glorious way to die. " is that a euphemism? | |||
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"Ran through with 300 Spartan spears . Would be a glorious way to die. " A poster above says all those Spartans were gay couples. I'm not sure about being 'run through' with 300 'Spartan Spears' | |||
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"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics? Most people are on FAB for recreational sex (note the most comment)and some are just here because they enjoy the discussions and general banter. However some are here to make a sheckle or two! For example the site members who once they get a KIK address advise its £80 for 45 minutes with the lady and £120 if the gentleman was to participate. Its just the way of the world!!" most are on here for 'connection' however, that transposes itself in interaction..that doesn't come with the entitlement of sex, that's a mutually considered agreement..the swing world if you were familiar with it is equally about the social interactions with people..so no, its not semantics imo.. im not saying some dont use this as a sex site...but its a swinging site, not ill-shag-anything.com | |||
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"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it" The Spartans perfected the phalanx - a disciplined group of men pushing against an enemy in armoured formation. The phalanx that could push harder usually won the battle. Spartan youths in training would go through the othismos [scrum-like push in battle] drill. They might go against another group of youths in training. Or select a tree and attempt to push it down. This Spartans would quite literally call this 'Tree fucking' | |||
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"I wouldnt want to take a chance on someone coz they might be a good fuck if i didnt fancy em Spartan 300 sounds intetesting though. Id like to give them a go. " A tad sore after 300 | |||
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"Any possibility that we can leave the thread at around 170 posts so the OP can come back and respond. It'll be entertaining carnage. Pretty please with sugar on top n everything. " He did come back, to say ignore the chickens and it wasn't a rant... | |||
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"I wouldnt want to take a chance on someone coz they might be a good fuck if i didnt fancy em Spartan 300 sounds intetesting though. Id like to give them a go. A tad sore after 300 " I'll have an ice pack at the ready for afters | |||
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"Any possibility that we can leave the thread at around 170 posts so the OP can come back and respond. It'll be entertaining carnage. Pretty please with sugar on top n everything. He did come back, to say ignore the chickens and it wasn't a rant..." Nothing of significance then Boooooooooo | |||
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"I didn't even know there was a politics forum on here " Remember that scene in Lion King when Mufasa and Simba are taking a butchers at their kingdom... 'everything the light touches...' You must never go there! | |||
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"I love the skipping scene from "Meet the Spartans"...... " I prefer the dance battle | |||
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"I didn't even know there was a politics forum on here Remember that scene in Lion King when Mufasa and Simba are taking a butchers at their kingdom... 'everything the light touches...' You must never go there! " I got my first forum block because of the politics section. Yay! | |||
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"Spartans took male lovers in the miltary.But still had wives for procreation purposes. Practical fellas. " They sound fab straight | |||
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"I love the skipping scene from "Meet the Spartans"...... I prefer the dance battle " haha yeah | |||
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"Spartans took male lovers in the miltary.But still had wives for procreation purposes. Practical fellas. They sound fab straight " The OP says he's ex-military. Has this random thread accidentally stumbled on the root cause of the anguish? | |||
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"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ? I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle " Award for best reply!! Haha | |||
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"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... Tomaytoes tomahtoes Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad?" Chicken Marengo; lovely.... Or Pollo al Pomadoro Nice with tagliatelle | |||
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"And as the sun goes down on another rant...I ask the question of the day. Who fancies a fuck? " Yayy *waves* | |||
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"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... Tomaytoes tomahtoes Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad? Chicken Marengo; lovely.... Or Pollo al Pomadoro Nice with tagliatelle " Must be made up, I've never seen none of that stuff in KFC. | |||
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"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please " Can you wait till 4pm? | |||
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"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... Tomaytoes tomahtoes Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad? Chicken Marengo; lovely.... Or Pollo al Pomadoro Nice with tagliatelle Must be made up, I've never seen none of that stuff in KFC." I haven't seen Mo Farah in KFC either, come to think of it. | |||
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"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please " No chicken but just got a dick for Sunday dinner S | |||
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"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please " Would you like anything with that, Madam? | |||
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"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site" used to be a swinging site...now it's a sex site or a dating site or a friendship site | |||
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"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do " | |||
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