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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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The supermarket

What do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some honey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Almost everything except toiletries and tinned goods.

Fruit, eggs and some cheese will do to start with.

Thanks.

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Bottle of Morgan spice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy dames and plenty of 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing bin bags please oh and milk ta.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Alcohol would be greatly appreciated tonight

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over a year ago

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Cold tablets

Galaxy

Rose wine

AA batteries

Thank you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bit short of milk myself. Skimmed 2 pinter please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarket

What do you need?"

Money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm genuinely running low on honey, no joke

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm genuinely running low on honey, no joke

You need to stop eating it from the jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twelve drummers drumming,

Eleven pipers piping,

Ten lords a-leaping,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight maids a-milking,

Seven swans a-swimming,

Six geese a-laying,

Five golden rings,

Four calling birds,

Three French hens,

Two turtle doves,

And a partridge in a pear tree!

Also a packet of mints ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you get some of that cream? You know the stuff? For the thing? Cools it down a bit

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

If you are in tesco couple of bags of midget gems please

*other well known supermarkets sell similar products and are available.... But theirs taste better*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm genuinely running low on honey, no joke

You need to stop eating it from the jar

I'm open to alternatives, any suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Pick me up some more aftershave? I'll let you choose which one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle.

Brrrrrr, it's cold tonight

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

Pick up some eggs and I'll make you an omelet for breakfast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter and some chocolate please!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

coffee and milk and some cat food please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"If you are in tesco couple of bags of midget gems please

*other well known supermarkets sell similar products and are available.... But theirs taste better*

Are you following me?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sheba cat food please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor jerry spiced and some kettle chips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lactose free milk and Blue top milk pleeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man. Thanks.

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By *onguepleasurexxxMan
over a year ago

barrow

Condoms

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A man. Thanks."

There is one that makes the late shop so worth it!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

If there's anything for nothing I'll have six please.

Luvs a bargain I do.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"If there's anything for nothing I'll have six please.

Luvs a bargain I do.

Plenty of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Vaseline please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of jack Daniels and a willing accomplice!!!

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

A can of red bull and a women please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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My trolley looks rather obscure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My trolley looks rather obscure "

Did you grab the inflatable guitar? Always a good bonus in that one

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If it's Tesco's,and your getting all of the above.

Mrs saucy says could you use her clubcard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latex free condoms (I'm sensitive)

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"If it's Tesco's,and your getting all of the above.

Mrs saucy says could you use her clubcard.

Yeah why not. They don't do boost anymore. Knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready salted crisps please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get the big tub of Vaseline, you know how quickly we get through it..and the extra absorbent kitchen towel, darling..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A till please

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"If there's anything for nothing I'll have six please.

Luvs a bargain I do.

Plenty of those

Perfect. Fill the trolley then. Xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I've got myself a couple of cream horns and some coffee.

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

See to be honest you'd be best buying the shop with a lifetime supply of Vaseline kitchen roll

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Some Curly Wurlys!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of cream

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

As it's Tesco's I'll have some Tiger Bread please Miss H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchy peanut butter.none for me toast in morning

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop tarts

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Condoms "

Get something your going to use.

The condoms will just go out of date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large condoms and red wine please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel... if the garage is open....I've run out

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Large condoms and red wine please! "

Large? You mean you want modelling balloons?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

I was going to say a walnut whip but wouldn't be filling enough haha

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A marrow, some KY jelly and a rubber ring.

Then take a pic of the cashier's face.

Please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

Mmm. Again the is toffee based. Maybe a boost.

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Just some Kerrygold, can't have too much butter

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A marrow, some KY jelly and a rubber ring.

Then take a pic of the cashier's face.

Please

I so want to do this

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

Mmm. Again the is toffee based. Maybe a boost."

Turkish delight?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound for me trolly

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

Mmm. Again the is toffee based. Maybe a boost.

Turkish delight?!

Oh no. Maybe a peppermint cream

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"A marrow, some KY jelly and a rubber ring.

Then take a pic of the cashier's face.

Please

I so want to do this

4 pack of Mars bars, some knickers and some wet wipes?

At least that can all come in properly useful...

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By *orny47suckmenowMan
over a year ago

maidstone

Gypsy tart, ooh that's going straight in my basket ??

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

Mmm. Again the is toffee based. Maybe a boost.

Turkish delight?!

Oh no. Maybe a peppermint cream "

Or just some squirty cream

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have a look in the out-of-date-tomorrow section and see if there are any nice puddings.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some Curly Wurlys!?

I couldn't. It felt wrong.

I think I may have had enough for a while. At least until next week

Ahhhh, it's nearly next week

I may switch to toblerone. Different texture

The bits can be a bugger though.... How about a chomp!

Mmm. Again the is toffee based. Maybe a boost.

Turkish delight?!

Oh no. Maybe a peppermint cream

Or just some squirty cream

You have the best ideas!

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

strawberry jam and crumpets please, for breakfast. get some for yourself if you want

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"strawberry jam and crumpets please, for breakfast. get some for yourself if you want

Supermarket closed, dude.

This is now the QuickyMart and everything's just gone up by 20%.

Thank you and come again!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"strawberry jam and crumpets please, for breakfast. get some for yourself if you want

Supermarket closed, dude.

This is now the QuickyMart and everything's just gone up by 20%.

Thank you and come again!

I'll have a squishee please

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

If we are nowbin the cartoon world of quickie marts I'd love some teletubby toast

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"strawberry jam and crumpets please, for breakfast. get some for yourself if you want

Supermarket closed, dude.

This is now the QuickyMart and everything's just gone up by 20%.

Thank you and come again!

DOH!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"The supermarket

What do you need?"

All I need is you to pop over here when ya finished.

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