FabSwingers.com forum: It's the end of the world as we know it...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make tea

For all the survivors

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I feel fine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bore the pants off the survivors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"

Well the Watersports lovers would have no problem drinking their own urine.

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Ya um...Two things..

1. I'm not into Watersports

2. That was a really disgusting thing of me to say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?

Well the Watersports lovers would have no problem drinking their own urine.

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Ya um...Two things..

1. I'm not into Watersports

2. That was a really disgusting thing of me to say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably burn for quite a while and keep some folks warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I feel fiiiiiiine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, is there chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine...."

Noooooo!!! You beat me to it!

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Sleep with men

to have babies of course.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'm a civil engineer, so I'd be good at saying 'please' and 'thank you' a lot

Mrs ddc & I could also do a proper inventory of the world's remaining landmarks.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, is there chocolate?

We'd need a chocolatier!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Medical, foraging, I can ride a horse and can be bred. And I even have my DoE gold so combined with my fat supply, I should be grand and low maintenance. Oh and my youth! If it's just fabbers left alive, that might be valued.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Medical, foraging, I can ride a horse and can be bred. And I even have my DoE gold so combined with my fat supply, I should be grand and low maintenance. Oh and my youth! If it's just fabbers left alive, that might be valued."

We're going horse riding tomorrow!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I build temporary encampments/cities so can do that...bake too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer vague sentences that may or not be wise. Also looking at my hands in my lap whilst shaking my head sadly.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I am a part time warlock/witch finder general...I could narrow the numbers down

I could also possibly make computers out of twigs, leaves and string to maintain the forums!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

good with axes and medieval wood working and survival

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good with axes and medieval wood working and survival

I'll bring my bow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep with men

to have babies of course. "

You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can shoot a gun, and a cross bow. I can peel a partridge and skin a rabbit. I know an edible mushroom when I see it, and I can make alcoholic beverages out of a selection of fruit.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Sleep with men

to have babies of course.

You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up

Well if it's the end of the world don't think I should be picky lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i am practical, calm and confident in the outdoors and in a crisis. im adept at survival techniques including finding and purifying water, hunting and cooking, making fire and making shelter and turning things into other things for necessity..if i was to be lost in a wilderness, id want to be stuck with me..

the only thing id want, is for the moaners and whingers, to leave me alone and i have ways of making sure, that happens too

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am a part time warlock/witch finder general...I could narrow the numbers down

I could also possibly make computers out of twigs, leaves and string to maintain the forums!"

Oh! I also know some good local edible mushroom spots as well as wild food foraging....as well as spotting witches and warlocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep with men

to have babies of course.

You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up

Well if it's the end of the world don't think I should be picky lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a civil engineer, so I'd be good at saying 'please' and 'thank you' a lot

Mrs ddc & I could also do a proper inventory of the world's remaining landmarks.

Mr ddc"

Hahaha. They are always the first things to go! As seen on every marvel/dc/transformers film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a country boy I can live off the land and make a splendid a shelter and fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea maker, spoon stirrer,

Crumpet butterer

Oh and recitals of some the best authors I know

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Start preaching to pray for Jesus to come save us all

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Start preaching to pray for Jesus to come save us all

WARLOCK alert!!!

Get him!

Thats at least one single man gone

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Sleep with men

to have babies of course.

You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up

Well if it's the end of the world don't think I should be picky lol "

Oh happy days

I can hear the first bomb of the apocalypse coming.

So Grab my knob,and throw yourself into that new,non picky status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was brought up in the country with 2 older brothers. My den building skills, and ability to run away from danger are pretty good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start preaching to pray for Jesus to come save us all

WARLOCK alert!!!

Get him!

Thats at least one single man gone

Does he float?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I've got 12 tins of steak & potato big soup in the cupboard and probably half a dozen steak & kidney Frey Bentos-is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep with men

to have babies of course. "

Sign me up.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Start preaching to pray for Jesus to come save us all

WARLOCK alert!!!

Get him!

Thats at least one single man gone

Does he float?"

Do you really want to wait to find out!

There are foraging and reproduction needs at hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just discovered that I can add obscure Monty Python references to conversations.

That useful to anyone?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I could create a spreadsheet using paper and pencil and work out who is going to mate with each other, for the saving of mankind

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I've just discovered that I can add obscure Monty Python references to conversations.

That useful to anyone?"

Nooooooooo

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I've just discovered that I can add obscure Monty Python references to conversations.

That useful to anyone?"

Freakin Useless!!

Warlock!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that. "

Someone needs to keep an eye out for those Deathclaws

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm good with rope

I shit you knot

Aside from that. I'm kinda screwed

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that. "

Mmmm! You'd like to think so

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that. "

You should be able to avoid cannibals, save a few villages from famine and droughts, know when not to go outside and find a Mother who will lead us to salvation. Oh and pick up the odd water chip as needed. That's useful.

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"Aside from that. I'm kinda screwed "

Don't give up - you also have a mug with boobs on it - that could be useful.

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.

Do you know what I am getting at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that.

Mmmm! You'd like to think so

Ah but I know all the tropes, so I'd have an idea on how to avoid being eaten by cannibals or being turned into someone's bitch.

Just need an intelligent, telepathic dog and I'm sorted.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.

Do you know what I am getting at?"

Warlock alert!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tin opener.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Aside from that. I'm kinda screwed

Don't give up - you also have a mug with boobs on it - that could be useful."

Me too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"

Depends on the post-apocalyptic scenario, tbh. Are we talking zombies, aliens, natural disaster, the upcoming coup by Nigel Farage...?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm pretty sure Mrs saucy's,

Mahasoooove boobs,and her extensive range of lingerie,

will be considered transferable skills,when the time comes.

For myself,I'm not so sure.

Doesn't look like there's going to be any shortage of smart arses.

Oh shit!!!!

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.

Do you know what I am getting at?

Warlock alert!!"

Warlocks, hahaha! That didn't even cross my mind

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?

Depends on the post-apocalyptic scenario, tbh. Are we talking zombies, aliens, natural disaster, the upcoming coup by Nigel Farage...?"

There we go complicating a simple question. Does it matter what caused it? It's post-apocalyptic!

I will give you a clue - coup by Nigel Farage wouldn't even come close to an apocalypse. it's an apocalypse, dude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok at sewing and knitting so I might be able to make some clothes for people. Failing that, I've got a vagina so it might be useful for repopulation.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"I will bore the pants off the survivors "

feel free to bore my pants off...... as long as i can get your pants off too

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"Failing that, I've got a vagina so it might be useful for repopulation."

I'm hoping it was Courtney - and not Marc - that wrote that. Otherwise the future is even bleaker than I'd thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"
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None.

I won't be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be somewhere in the southern hemisphere with alot of transferable skills learnt over a lifetime!.

I wish you all luck in the Winchester though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.

And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.

So there must be something useful amongst all that.

And endlessly finding another settlement that needs my help.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's plenty of me. If I die in the apocalypse I should be able to provide a good hearty meal for a few days at least (if not a bit fatty

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"

I can really "Think Outside The BOX"... and I can't imagine that there'll be many boxes left after the apocalypse.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine...."

I see I wasn't the only one who sang the thread title lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm good at thinking laterally and have a sense of humour, so I could keep you all amused. I'm also good at cuddles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good with my hands, I can woodwork and plumb. I guess I'm a journeyman

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm good with my hands, I can woodwork and plumb. I guess I'm a journeyman

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you make caves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbing and gas work in a post apocalyptic Fallout type UK could be challenging

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I educate the small ones? If someone builds a school please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me Negan....Have you met Lucille?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good with my hands, I can woodwork and plumb. I guess I'm a journeyman

you make caves

I do! And I can do decking now as well

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