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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

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over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ? "

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Enjoy xx

Have you got lots of bubbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ?

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Enjoy xx

Have you got lots of bubbles?

Not too many or I'd lose my duck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sits on his desert island, staring at the palms and wonders, briefly, how people manage without a desert island*

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ? "

You'd better ask Redhead

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You sound like hannbal lecter op

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"You sound like hannbal lecter op

I have no liver or fava beans

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You sound like hannbal lecter op

Yes, "I steamed in the bath with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fuffuffuffffha!"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Enjoy xx

Have you got lots of bubbles?

Not too many or I'd lose my duck

Mr Matey?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now

Tried to think of a way to turn that comment into an innuendo or a flirt...I got nothing.

Erm, fancy a shag?

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Enjoy xx

Have you got lots of bubbles?

Not too many or I'd lose my duck

Mr Matey?

Miss Matey

I had to borrow my daughter's, and now smell of strawberries

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Enjoy xx

Have you got lots of bubbles?

Not too many or I'd lose my duck

Mr Matey?

Miss Matey

I had to borrow my daughter's, and now smell of strawberries

My boys use almost half a bottle per bath...

Silly boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ? "

hahaha this made me giggle

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle"

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now

Tried to think of a way to turn that comment into an innuendo or a flirt...I got nothing.

Erm, fancy a shag?

If you fan me till I cool down first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that sounds jolly ,I hope you have your rubber duck and boats too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe

Btw he is absolutely right ^_^

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe

Btw he is absolutely right ^_^

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath

Shut up and suck my cock

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe

Btw he is absolutely right ^_^

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath

Shut up and suck my cock

Sod off

* saying that with my best british accent*

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now

Tried to think of a way to turn that comment into an innuendo or a flirt...I got nothing.

Erm, fancy a shag?

If you fan me till I cool down first "

Sounds like a fair deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer

It quite looks the same tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

and i would still be giggling now if i saw yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

and i would still be giggling now if i saw yours

Hahaha boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sound like hannbal lecter op

Yes, "I steamed in the bath with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fuffuffuffffha!""

Was his bath too hot as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ? "

I'll hold it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ?

I'll hold it

Will you wank it as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands

And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either

Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ?

I'll hold it

Will you wank it as well ? "

If you ask nicely I'll even give it a little kiss

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day

A glass of chianti to hand too

Do you want a penis in the other hand ?

hahaha this made me giggle

You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen

All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer

It quite looks the same tbh "

A long handle with a funny shaped head ?

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