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By *ureTemptation OP   Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

It just occurred to me, the rate of casual sex would go through the roof ignoring teleporters were invented.

What other inventions would help swinging?

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bullshit detectors.....

LMP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Automatic orignial message and reply machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

condom that feels like skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 99.999 accurate instant testing kit for STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise."

Please don't invent this. It's hard enough getting in the jacuzzi as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise.

Please don't invent this. It's hard enough getting in the jacuzzi as it is "

You're safe, my research grant application was rejected

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and I'm not getting out of the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

"

I think this has already been invented but it only operates from 10:30pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

"

Isn't that device called 'alcohol'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise.

Please don't invent this. It's hard enough getting in the jacuzzi as it is

You're safe, my research grant application was rejected "

Kickstarter - buggers will fund anything

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

dogging spots added as points of interest to sat navs

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"It just occurred to me, the rate of casual sex would go through the roof if teleporters were invented.

What other inventions would help swinging?"

God this would be a god send!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

Isn't that device called 'alcohol'?"

ummmm ...see..

I hear this all the time.

"I made a mistake because I was pissed at the time"..

NO MATTER how pissed I am..if I'm not attracted to that person it ain't happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dogging spots added as points of interest to sat navs"

I can just see people going into Halfords and asking which model of Garmin gets the lifetime dogging updates....!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

a night time crèche with in walking distance of a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

Isn't that device called 'alcohol'?

ummmm ...see..

I hear this all the time.

"I made a mistake because I was pissed at the time"..

NO MATTER how pissed I am..if I'm not attracted to that person it ain't happening."

I love exceptions to a generalised rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bullshit detectors.....

LMP"

lolol I was going to say lie detector

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

Isn't that device called 'alcohol'?

ummmm ...see..

I hear this all the time.

"I made a mistake because I was pissed at the time"..

NO MATTER how pissed I am..if I'm not attracted to that person it ain't happening."

Umm it's called beer goggles, and there were a few times when I woke up in the morning in my early twenties after the night before, and thought, what the fuck were you thinking last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brain control devices that operate by preventing normal functioning so anyone can fuck anyone with no preferences in existence.

Isn't that device called 'alcohol'?

ummmm ...see..

I hear this all the time.

"I made a mistake because I was pissed at the time"..

NO MATTER how pissed I am..if I'm not attracted to that person it ain't happening.

I love exceptions to a generalised rule

"

Well screw you and screw your rules Prof.....

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By *ureTemptation OP   Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise.

Please don't invent this. It's hard enough getting in the jacuzzi as it is "

Clone the jacuzzi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cloning. It would make threesomes and moresomes really easy to organise.

Please don't invent this. It's hard enough getting in the jacuzzi as it is

Clone the jacuzzi?"

Let me see who's in it first...

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