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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are looking for a young attractive girl with lots of money who is bi wants sex 24/7

Likes taking us on holiday

After reading many posts I think ours tops the list of not achievable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a upper middle age bloke dressed in a frock with 37 p in his pocket, and a small tent that doesn't have a sewn in groundsheet .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"We are looking for a young attractive girl with lots of money who is bi wants sex 24/7

Likes taking us on holiday

After reading many posts I think ours tops the list of not achievable "

Ha ha sounds like me! oh wait I'm not young....

just delusional too!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?"

Sold, stick a stamp on your forehead and post yourself to Essex

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a forgetful bint who hasn't shaved since September n likes axl rose a little bit too much. xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not young but i got a couple of pork chops going spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?

Sold, stick a stamp on your forehead and post yourself to Essex

S"

Would cost a fortune even second class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got more chance to meet tony blair at nandoes for a coffee lol.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?

Sold, stick a stamp on your forehead and post yourself to Essex

S

Would cost a fortune even second class "

Hermes? Bit then you might get left with the 6'6" neighbour so we'd never see you again

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?

Sold, stick a stamp on your forehead and post yourself to Essex

S

Would cost a fortune even second class

Hermes? Bit then you might get left with the 6'6" neighbour so we'd never see you again

S"

They'll lock me in the shed

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Middle aged lass with a fat arse and sarcastic sense of humour do ya?

Sold, stick a stamp on your forehead and post yourself to Essex

S

Would cost a fortune even second class

Hermes? Bit then you might get left with the 6'6" neighbour so we'd never see you again

S

They'll lock me in the shed "

I was more thinking you might not want to come back over the fence, ugly he is not.

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok settle for less and have lowered our standards a lot maybe a 60 year old granny with her own teeth then

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"We are looking for a young attractive girl with lots of money who is bi wants sex 24/7

Likes taking us on holiday

After reading many posts I think ours tops the list of not achievable "

Could you get us one as well please,

Thank you.

Ps I've already got a stiffy,

that needs sorting.

So could you send her first class,thanks again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not young enough probably. Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes u are young enough we made the age limit higher as long as you fit the other criteria

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd like the moon on a stick, please

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By *aspasherMan
over a year ago

South shields

What about a mother and daughter with the morals of a horny teenager some sand paper a candel and a stuffed squirrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like the moon on a stick, please "

That's not that difficult to find. Lots of online retailers sell it.

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