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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

....you say things like " pass me that white stuff that goes in the fridge" when you can't think of the word milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...a song that to you is a memory but to your daughter is history.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

......

I can't remember what I was going to say.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

... er... hang on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who are we

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"who are we "

Where am I!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When I go out and feel like someone's mother as they are all about 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when Grandkids ask if you can remember the dinosaurs

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When I see my neice, who I always think in my head is vaguely still about 12 when she's actually nearer 25!!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When not only the boobies on the beat look younger, but also the sergeants & inspectors!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Now obviously I meant to say BOBBIES there, it was in no way a slip inspired by some of the pictures here....Honest

Of course you wont actually find any on the street, they are all in their cars whizzing about

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

.... no.... still can't remember..

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

When you get turned down for meets because you are 'too old'

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"When you get turned down for meets because you are 'too old' "

Don't I know that one!!

And, next Monday, I'm another year older! I reach the tender age of 56!

To paraphrase Private Fraser-

"I'm doooomed!"

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

I forget to shave an see grey pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When nearly everyone on Fab is younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say up a bit, left a bit, right a bit ...... FIRE!!!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"When you say up a bit, left a bit, right a bit ...... FIRE!!!

"

Golden shot as opposed to shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you use both hands to clean your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everything was firm and still pointed north

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For a woman, when yer belly buttons higher than yer nipples.

Not counting doggie sessions of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your pubes are poker straight,

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"When your pubes are poker straight, "

Ah but are they grey as well?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"....you say things like " pass me that white stuff that goes in the fridge" when you can't think of the word milk "

That is so flaming funny ruggers, i was only talking to someone about it the other day. I refer to it as spot the missing word.

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