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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... that I can write a fairly decent profile on a website like this but I can't for the life of me write a coherent CV that makes me look even vaguely appealing to a prospective employer?

It seems I can get a shag no bother... jobs?! Different kettle of fish altogether.

How is that possible?

*facepalms*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your profile on your CV. Guarantee you'll get an interview!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your profile on your CV. Guarantee you'll get an interview! "

took the words right out of me mouth

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Just lie!

In my last one I had in it that I was a part time magician, professional angler and space man.

I will write you one, do you like Lions?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Put your profile on your CV. Guarantee you'll get an interview!

took the words right out of me mouth "

If it was that simple I'm sure I would!!


"Just lie!

In my last one I had in it that I was a part time magician, professional angler and space man.

I will write you one, do you like Lions?"

I love lions. I don't like your socks!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Get a friend to go through it with you,we are all terrible at recognising our strengths.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I love lions. I don't like your socks! "

That's my skin

I took that pic for red nose day last year it's the only pic I have of my legs for another thread

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I love lions. I don't like your socks!

That's my skin

I took that pic for red nose day last year it's the only pic I have of my legs for another thread "

That's lovely and your legs could indeed grow on me, however, this is not helping me write my CV!

*bangs head off desk*

Five hours and I've managed about eight lines! Even I wouldn't give me a job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell them you're shit at typing but can suck cock for England. You'll get the job. Trust me, I'm a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. or Scotland even.

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