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What is wrong with some people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Apparently you can't do this till Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently you can't do this till Thursday "

am I ranting? sorry

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh"

Be more polite to your Gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh"

But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh"

Have you changed your name to Sheesh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh

Have you changed your name to Sheesh? "

Yes!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh

But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it?"

It's when they refer to waving a pencil in the Albert Hall that a girl gets worried. Just me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love. "

I don't cope well with reality; so question is "going all Mitch Mitchell on your baps" okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh

Have you changed your name to Sheesh?

Yes!"

Someone has to make a (shish) kebab reference here, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....

and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.

sheesh

But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it?

It's when they refer to waving a pencil in the Albert Hall that a girl gets worried. Just me? "

I'm more of a realist and use "rattle my pea in your whistle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She me a heavy smoker and I'll show you a fire extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love.

I don't cope well with reality; so question is "going all Mitch Mitchell on your baps" okay?"

Nope. I'm not cool with that either.

Although that has reminded me that I was once asked if one day I'd write a close friend's biography -- he wanted it called "Waps and Flaps -- the China Years"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I need to work out just what it is the women on here want...... I can't do or say the right thing and after all that I am all out of the mance that is Ro....

....still going to make her bark like a wookie on a TGV though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need to work out just what it is the women on here want...... I can't do or say the right thing and after all that I am all out of the mance that is Ro....

....still going to make her bark like a wookie on a TGV though..."

I forecast a headache coming on...

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