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By *heblackmac OP   Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me...."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Bit crap when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me...."

Was it really necessary to share that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Bit of a shitty situation then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo? Came out of an arse? Well I never...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Poo? Came out of an arse? Well I never... "

Shocking eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that made me laugh tbh. yes i need to grow up...

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By *igjim69Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

To much info

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By *heblackmac OP   Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Well I thought the women should have a proper admin her ass hole before DP

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Disgusting "

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Douching is, of course, a good idea but if you don't want the risk of a bit of poo, don't have anal.

I wear gloves for anal play and use condoms on my anal toys for this reason.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I thought the women should have a proper admin her ass hole before DP"

She'll need a Secretary for that though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled. "

You 'n' me both

Poo up a bum, incredible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens"

Beat me too it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought the women should have a proper admin her ass hole before DP"

why? i never douche or anything, my poop comes out just fine on the toilet.

only time i've ever pooped on a guys dick is when i told him i needed the toilet, and he said anal just makes you feel like that but i know the difference. anyway, quick clean up and everything was fine, although i did let him know i was pissed off he didn't listen to me.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well I thought the women should have a proper admin her ass hole before DP"

I think I understood that sentence. Maybe she did give herself an enema before she went to the club, how could you possibly know otherwise? Occasionally, it can make matters worse.

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By *heblackmac OP   Man
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Shit happens"

It can do when you go poking objects or appendages into arses!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Well I thought the women should have a proper admin her ass hole before DP

She'll need a Secretary for that though "

Surely a PA for anal (ouch)..

But yeah some poo popped out, oh dear what a shame never mind, next

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens

Beat me too it. "

Yeah, I was quite proud of myself for slipping that in first.

(That's what she said)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting "

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

No shit sherlock

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Poo? Came out of an arse? Well I never... "

It's shocking isn't it.

OP why did you feel the need to share this? Poor lass was probably mortified and if she or anyone she knows sees this, she will be distraught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled. "

I think it's disgusting OK!!!!

Don't require your approval on what I find filthy and vile.

As the OP said maybe she should have prepared herself better.

If that's how you behave then good luck to you.

ABSOLUTELY disgusting

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here "

And poorly informed.

Partake of anal play and them's the risks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here "

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for the poor woman. She was probably mortified n more so for having the indecent put on a public forum.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled.

I think it's disgusting OK!!!!

Don't require your approval on what I find filthy and vile.

As the OP said maybe she should have prepared herself better.

If that's how you behave then good luck to you.

ABSOLUTELY disgusting "

I sincerely hope something similar happens to you

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled.

I think it's disgusting OK!!!!

Don't require your approval on what I find filthy and vile.

As the OP said maybe she should have prepared herself better.

If that's how you behave then good luck to you.

ABSOLUTELY disgusting "

And as I pointed out, she may have given herself an enema, you just don't know, and yet accidents still happen.

Disgusting is dropping her pants, squatting and pushing one out in McDonalds, not an accidental emission whilst undertaking something lots of people enjoy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you! "

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you! "

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Pmsl That's why it's called the poop shoot.

I don't know if I'm a bit weird but I find that a little sexy when that happens and a wet wipe will soon clear it up its only natural.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Disgusting is dropping her pants, squatting and pushing one out in McDonalds,"

Really? Bugger (no pun intended). I wondered why they chucked me out and banned me

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's precisely why it doesn't appeal to me - but each to their own; you were watching it, what did you expect? Rose petals?!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo."

Especially if any water goes up too far and into the horizontal-ish bit just above the bit the vertical bit (the bit that an enema is designed to clean). If the water stays, it can soften any remnants around the edges and then make everything a heck of a lot worse.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Disgusting is dropping her pants, squatting and pushing one out in McDonalds,

Really? Bugger (no pun intended). I wondered why they chucked me out and banned me "

You are DISGUSTING!!!

Great tits tho babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo."

Well that's as maybe but I still find it vile and I don't give a fuck what anyone says. My initial "disgusting" comment was actually aimed at the OP for posting this. However since the usual mouth foamers questioned my comment I will say it's also my opinion of what happened!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo.

Well that's as maybe but I still find it vile and I don't give a fuck what anyone says. My initial "disgusting" comment was actually aimed at the OP for posting this. However since the usual mouth foamers questioned my comment I will say it's also my opinion of what happened! "

...and yet that's not actually what happened, is it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo.

Especially if any water goes up too far and into the horizontal-ish bit just above the bit the vertical bit (the bit that an enema is designed to clean). If the water stays, it can soften any remnants around the edges and then make everything a heck of a lot worse. "

Love your explanation!

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By *ecretagentman7Man
over a year ago

wakefield

With my ex a few years ago we was having abit of fun in her corner bath, as we got through abut if foreplay I went to bend her over I slipped

Fair to say it killed the moment haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're like buses this evening! Well worth the fiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all? "

Ditto

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Disgusting is dropping her pants, squatting and pushing one out in McDonalds,

Really? Bugger (no pun intended). I wondered why they chucked me out and banned me

You are DISGUSTING!!!

Great tits tho babe "

I do try

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

Ditto "

. I'm assuming you're on about my comment saying I hope something similar happens to you. Its character building

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Accidental evacuation during anal is now vile is it? OK....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, I do suppose some people do irritate the shit out of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all? "

Agreed. ...people need to grow up with over the top remarks and childish comments! !!

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

Ditto "

Never had an accident. I douche thoroughly and make sure. I would never want such an embarassing situation, unless you're a real fetishist this would be the ultimate turn off ...nor do I want his whatsit to smell when it comes out - which it never does.....but this is a great reason for wearing a condom.

There is a time window though...probably about 4-5 hours.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's happened with me & ma ex a couple of times,(at home I'll hasten to add) and she always used to douche, so preparation is no guarantee ff anything, it just lessens the risk of it happening

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By *ecretagentman7Man
over a year ago

wakefield


"Accidental evacuation during anal is now vile is it? OK...."

Personally I don't think it's vile at all, end of the day everyone knows it's an accident and shouldn't mock others for it happening

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me...."

You must be new here...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Accidental evacuation during anal is now vile is it? OK....

Personally I don't think it's vile at all, end of the day everyone knows it's an accident and shouldn't mock others for it happening"

You stick a willy up a bum, its not always going to end well.

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By *ecretagentman7Man
over a year ago

wakefield


"Accidental evacuation during anal is now vile is it? OK....

Personally I don't think it's vile at all, end of the day everyone knows it's an accident and shouldn't mock others for it happening

You stick a willy up a bum, its not always going to end well."

Haha true!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I was scared to open this thread

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By *XMandMXxCouple
over a year ago

swindon


"No shit sherlock"

On form!!!!

Sometimes douching makes more of a mess if you haven't given yourself time to properly expel

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I was scared to open this thread "

Bet you wish you hadn't now

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It's a bit shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the butt is the poo hole? Well bugger me...

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

stunk the whole room out

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"No shit sherlock

On form!!!!

Sometimes douching makes more of a mess if you haven't given yourself time to properly expel"

that's true but my dildo, which I use to open up, acts as a great suction cleaner. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunate yes but the need to share someone else's misfortune no but shit does happen and if you don't want to risk poop on your tool don't shove it up there

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure this qualifies, but I have literally just had a poo. (always happy to contribute to threads where I can)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden

including me...."

Omg yuk thats gross that just illustrated why dont play or let anyone play with that area of body its meant just for shitting and nothing else feel quite sick now wish i hadnt opened this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont wanna try dp anymore lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting."

My fingers never even had to move!

Personally speaking, I'd be utterly horrified if this happened to me but I'd be humiliated if I read it on a public forum. Gives new meaning to dirty laundry!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I've just read the op again.....poo came out and stunk the whole room oh fucking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

Ditto

. I'm assuming you're on about my comment saying I hope something similar happens to you. Its character building "

It never would happen to me.

No I was referring to you trying to sensor my opinion with hackneyed phraseology.

I would say the same to you but ditto is more succinct.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting.

My fingers never even had to move!

Personally speaking, I'd be utterly horrified if this happened to me but I'd be humiliated if I read it on a public forum. Gives new meaning to dirty laundry! "

Me too....but...am I bad for sniggering at the description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

And other people don't require your over the top disapproval. Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

Ditto

. I'm assuming you're on about my comment saying I hope something similar happens to you. Its character building

It never would happen to me.

No I was referring to you trying to sensor my opinion with hackneyed phraseology.

I would say the same to you but ditto is more succinct. "

Don't let them in,

don't let them see

Be the good girl you always have to be

Conceal, don't feel,

don't let them know

Well now they know

Let it go, let it go

Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go

Turn away and slam the door

I don't care

what they're going to say

Let the storm rage on.

The cold never bothered me anyway

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting.

My fingers never even had to move!

Personally speaking, I'd be utterly horrified if this happened to me but I'd be humiliated if I read it on a public forum. Gives new meaning to dirty laundry!

Me too....but...am I bad for sniggering at the description "

I opened it with one eye shut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

If you think you can clean out your entire digestive tract and absolutely guarantee there will be no errant poo, you're mistaken.

With anal, no matter how well you clean, there will always be a risk of poo.

Well that's as maybe but I still find it vile and I don't give a fuck what anyone says. My initial "disgusting" comment was actually aimed at the OP for posting this. However since the usual mouth foamers questioned my comment I will say it's also my opinion of what happened!

...and yet that's not actually what happened, is it."

Care to clarify what *I* meant by my initial comment then? Some talent you have there!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've had a little poo on my gloves and on toys when removing them during anal play before.

I whip the gloves/condom off, discard them appropriately and out new ones on with the minimum of fuss. I don't see the need to potentially make a play partner feel embarrassed.

It's not necessary for them to even notice much of the time.

I honestly don't see the issue.

Mind you, I have indoor cats so I clean up a fair bit of poo from their litter tray. Maybe it's desensitised me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children! If you can't play nice, go to bed!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Ok, let people have their say without attacking them for it. If they disgusted in it they are allowed to say.

For reference, don't go graphic on the ins and outs of this subject please as Admin will want it shutting.

My fingers never even had to move!

Personally speaking, I'd be utterly horrified if this happened to me but I'd be humiliated if I read it on a public forum. Gives new meaning to dirty laundry!

Me too....but...am I bad for sniggering at the description

I opened it with one eye shut... "

Come on dirty we know it was you -

Your username gave it away

(I am only joking)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

put* on new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a little poo on my gloves and on toys when removing them during anal play before.

I whip the gloves/condom off, discard them appropriately and out new ones on with the minimum of fuss. I don't see the need to potentially make a play partner feel embarrassed.

It's not necessary for them to even notice much of the time.

I honestly don't see the issue.

Mind you, I have indoor cats so I clean up a fair bit of poo from their litter tray. Maybe it's desensitised me! "

Last time I was fucked in the ass by my local TS there was a dirty conclusion. Her fault though, I was only going round there to suck her cock!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


" Children! If you can't play nice, go to bed! "

Make them go with no tea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a little poo on my gloves and on toys when removing them during anal play before.

I whip the gloves/condom off, discard them appropriately and out new ones on with the minimum of fuss. I don't see the need to potentially make a play partner feel embarrassed.

It's not necessary for them to even notice much of the time.

I honestly don't see the issue.

Mind you, I have indoor cats so I clean up a fair bit of poo from their litter tray. Maybe it's desensitised me! "

If this lot only knew what I had to do last nite. xxx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've had a little poo on my gloves and on toys when removing them during anal play before.

I whip the gloves/condom off, discard them appropriately and out new ones on with the minimum of fuss. I don't see the need to potentially make a play partner feel embarrassed.

It's not necessary for them to even notice much of the time.

I honestly don't see the issue.

Mind you, I have indoor cats so I clean up a fair bit of poo from their litter tray. Maybe it's desensitised me!

Last time I was fucked in the ass by my local TS there was a dirty conclusion. Her fault though, I was only going round there to suck her cock! "

Yep, spontaneous, unplanned play happens. Been there, done that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Children! If you can't play nice, go to bed!

Make them go with no tea !"

I've had it up to here! (Raises hand high above head as still sat on loo).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Children! If you can't play nice, go to bed!

Make them go with no tea !

I've had it up to here! (Raises hand high above head as still sat on loo)."

It's ok, I'm in the bath now.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Took me a few ticks to decide what your first pic was then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a slow news day?

\__/ \__/ \__/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you! "

Some people find prostitution and escorting absolutely disgusting, some people find anal disgusting...each to their own!

I always liked the saying....before criticising others make sure you're own shit don't stink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that made me laugh tbh. yes i need to grow up... "

Same here pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most shitty thread i seen so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

What rude replies....accidents cam happen during anal even if you douche beforehand. I can't believe how judgemental some people are on here

It's disgusting end of. I don't indulge in anal and if I did I'd ensure I was scrupulously clean beforehand.

I don't require your judgement on my opinion thank you!

Some people find prostitution and escorting absolutely disgusting, some people find anal disgusting...each to their own!

I always liked the saying....before criticising others make sure you're own shit don't stink.... "

I don't judge escorts. I don't judge people who shag anything so sad lol

Whatever people get up to is their own business.

Stay classy

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Holy shit ????

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


" Children! If you can't play nice, go to bed! "

Douche before you nod off tho ......

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

The question marks were supposed to be little pile of shite emocations

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"

I think it's disgusting OK!!!!

Don't require your approval on what I find filthy and vile.

As the OP said maybe she should have prepared herself better.

If that's how you behave then good luck to you.

ABSOLUTELY disgusting "

I think you are being treated a bit harshly here over one word. If that's what you think, that's what you think. You were not calling a person disgusting from what I can gather. You were calling shit disgusting. I was having a little giggle at people defending shit. But I that's my daft sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, how shitty is this thread?

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

seriously cannot believe what i am reading lol

its an exit hole

and when a guy goes pounding your ass it loosens your muscles and loosens the shit in your ass

what the hell did you expect

omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think it's disgusting OK!!!!

Don't require your approval on what I find filthy and vile.

As the OP said maybe she should have prepared herself better.

If that's how you behave then good luck to you.

ABSOLUTELY disgusting

I think you are being treated a bit harshly here over one word. If that's what you think, that's what you think. You were not calling a person disgusting from what I can gather. You were calling shit disgusting. I was having a little giggle at people defending shit. But I that's my daft sense of humour. "

Thanks Amber that's very kind of you.

My initial comment was actually directed at the OP for posting about it. I know accidents happen but no need to harp on about it. Some of the women on here just like to bitch. It's not the first time.

Really appreciate your kind words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit just got real here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When first you shove a dick up an arse

It's best to be fully aware,

Unless you want to make a farce

There's lots of shit up there!

© Department of the Poetically Bleeding Obvious - Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

That's enough of that ??

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole


"Poo? Came out of an arse? Well I never... "

The World's gone mad!!!!!!!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Live by the sward, die by the sward.

These things happen.

I've given anal sex before and when i pulled out, I had a shitty helmet. Yuk.... So went to the toilet, washed it off and carry on regardless.

I can understand the room emptying of voyeurs. Nut to scream that disgusting, pehhhhh,

As said "shot happens" what a bummer (litrally). But stay calm and carry on. That's what I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor woman, I can just imagine how horrible and embarrassing that was for her. Anal is anal, shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been a lot worse....I mean really hit the fan!

Would've made the story a lot more amusing though!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Her name wasn't Winnie by any chance?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Live by the sward, die by the sward.

These things happen.

I've given anal sex before and when i pulled out, I had a shitty helmet. Yuk.... So went to the toilet, washed it off and carry on regardless.

I can understand the room emptying of voyeurs. Nut to scream that disgusting, pehhhhh,

As said "shot happens" what a bummer (litrally). But stay calm and carry on. That's what I say"

you became Mr brown temporarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, pee came out of my willy.

Honest to god, pee !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is in part why I won't do anal with anyone else but my husband, as I never know what juvenile response is likely to come out of someone else's mouth should their pecker come out less than clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good reason not to do it at all

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

What a shitty read, breakfast can wait....

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me...."

Amateurs. Preparation is everything.

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By *arth SideousMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't mind a bit of mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled. "

This comment made me giggle and I totally agree. Makes me laugh how naive people can be. Your totally right. Its an exit and sometimes accidents happen. You just have to suck it up and move on.

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Sadly, it can happen, even after you've gone to the trouble to try to be clean.

I had it the other day. Douched 5 times. Probed with a toy, which was coming away clean.

My meet arrived, we had a bit of fun. There was penetration with fingers. It was all fine. It progressed to fisting, at which point, the floodgates opened, and brown liquid ended up all over the place.

Thoroughly embarrassing for me. Thoroughly offputting for my meet. I can only guess that I put a little too much water in, some of it "went round the U bend", and he got his hand far enough in to release it.

Hopefully something I won't be repeating. But douching is more of an art than a science. Most people who do bum play regularly accept that it's an occupational hazard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled.

This comment made me giggle and I totally agree. Makes me laugh how naive people can be. Your totally right. Its an exit and sometimes accidents happen. You just have to suck it up and move on. "

Metaphorically speaking

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Sadly, it can happen, even after you've gone to the trouble to try to be clean.

I had it the other day. Douched 5 times. Probed with a toy, which was coming away clean.

My meet arrived, we had a bit of fung. There was penetration with fingers. It was all fine. It progressed to fisting, at which point, the floodgates opened, and brown liquid ended up all over the place.

Thoroughly embarrassing for me. Thoroughly offputting for my meet. I can only guess that I put a little too much water in, some of it "went round the U bend", and he got his hand far enough in to release it.

Hopefully something I won't be repeating. But douching is more of an art than a science. Most people who do bum play regularly accept that it's an occupational hazard."

Oh well. If youre fisting it could happen any time...during meals, in your sleep, meeting the queen. Panties must be a mess every day.

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Disgusting

Why on earth is it disgusting? It's poo, it comes out of a hole that's designed for exit, not entrance. It's the chance you take.

As for the reaction, I'm appalled.

This comment made me giggle and I totally agree. Makes me laugh how naive people can be. Your totally right. Its an exit and sometimes accidents happen. You just have to suck it up and move on. "

I'd prefer to clean it up myself but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly, it can happen, even after you've gone to the trouble to try to be clean.

I had it the other day. Douched 5 times. Probed with a toy, which was coming away clean.

My meet arrived, we had a bit of fun. There was penetration with fingers. It was all fine. It progressed to fisting, at which point, the floodgates opened, and brown liquid ended up all over the place.

Thoroughly embarrassing for me. Thoroughly offputting for my meet. I can only guess that I put a little too much water in, some of it "went round the U bend", and he got his hand far enough in to release it.

Hopefully something I won't be repeating. But douching is more of an art than a science. Most people who do bum play regularly accept that it's an occupational hazard."

I never douche and have never had an accident, however, i do prepare by using a butt plug initiating defecation and speeding up peristalsis. I've been know to poop three times before anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the wise words of one of the fab lasses I've known......"If ye dinnae want shite oan it,dinnae stick it up ma erse!"

Simple!

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me....

Amateurs. Preparation is everything."

What were you searching for to dig this out of the past?

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Lol...

Javent been here for a while...chose "latest posts in forum"...didnt look at date

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"Oh well. If youre fisting it could happen any time...during meals, in your sleep, meeting the queen. Panties must be a mess every day."

Not the case. You can stretch various parts of the body without damaging them if you do it correctly. Look at what some people do to their earlobes. A stretched final opening doesn't mean that the internal sphincters stop working. I'm not saying that my knickers stay squeaky clean every single day, but then anyone who says theirs do is lying. They certainly don't fill with liquids or solids, like you seem to be implying.

But thank you for sharing your ill informed prejudice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to this bi club( am not going to name the club)watching fully loaded sex ,at the middle of sex session, women ask her partner if they can get another guy for dp.so they invited this guy they started of with dp rite at the middle of do session as soon as the guy pull his cock out from her ass,,,poo came out and stunk the whole room.everyone watching disappeared all of a sudden including me...."

Life, if you going inside hole from where the poo going out lol

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Oh well. If youre fisting it could happen any time...during meals, in your sleep, meeting the queen. Panties must be a mess every day.

Not the case. You can stretch various parts of the body without damaging them if you do it correctly. Look at what some people do to their earlobes. A stretched final opening doesn't mean that the internal sphincters stop working. I'm not saying that my knickers stay squeaky clean every single day, but then anyone who says theirs do is lying. They certainly don't fill with liquids or solids, like you seem to be implying.

But thank you for sharing your ill informed prejudice "

Earlobes dont close up

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"Earlobe dont close up"

There are no muscles in an earlobe. There are at least two sets in your back passage that hold stuff in. If you're getting off your tits on poppers and being punch-fisted, then you're going to damage them. If you're sensible, and take your time (months, if not years) then you'll be fine.

I've never understood the disapproval of other people's sexual practices on a swinging site. People in glass houses spring to mind. I'm guessing you like a cock up your arse from time to time. There are plenty of people out there who would disapprove of that.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Oh well. If youre fisting it could happen any time...during meals, in your sleep, meeting the queen. Panties must be a mess every day.

Not the case. You can stretch various parts of the body without damaging them if you do it correctly. Look at what some people do to their earlobes. A stretched final opening doesn't mean that the internal sphincters stop working. I'm not saying that my knickers stay squeaky clean every single day, but then anyone who says theirs do is lying. They certainly don't fill with liquids or solids, like you seem to be implying.

But thank you for sharing your ill informed prejudice

Earlobes dont close up"

Actually, they do and it’s only flesh without muscle. I have a 10mm stretch in one lobe and it’s a bitch to get a ring in there if I’ve left it out for too long.

There does become a point where it doesn’t but that’s because there isn’t any muscle.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Thats what happens when you create a vacuum.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

One of those threads you know you really don't want to read but had to

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