FabSwingers.com forum: The Super Consolidated Look At Me thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm never quite sure why 'look at me' type threads are flamed down in the forums, after all isn't that why we're all here really - to be noticed?

Anyways, let's use this thread to let people know exactly why they should 'look at you'!

Keep it fun and nice please peeps!

So go check my profile out and look in my gallery at my tanned little knees!

Why should we go look at you??

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

You shouldn't. I've only got my lips on display. You should message me, become my friend and then you can see my mediocre breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't look at me, however you should look at my wife as she's gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz I am just tits and ass...nothing else going on whatsoever...properly boring in fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coz I am just tits and ass...nothing else going on whatsoever...properly boring in fact!

Oh I wouldn't have said that!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You can't look at me, I've hidden my profile until the inevitable fallout from this thread has dissipated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the forum bike.

Hop on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love looking at me. I'm not vain, I just think I'm the dogs bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Isn't it obvious why you should look at me.

The sexiest, naughtiest, dippiest SEX BOMB on Fab

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they'd be fine if they were posted in a different way, like an obvious "I'm looking for X, if you feel you are that, take a look at my profile and if you like what you see, drop me a message." - it's the bullshit that annoys me, "can I get advice on my about me section?" etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at yourself kinda goes with the territory as a tgirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a good hat!

Apparently from that, I look like have sexy feet too!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hi.

I'm DiamondJoe. Thanks for stopping by.

You might remember me from such hilarious capers as the Top Trumps, the 'Post Here To Be Insulted Thread' and my many, many "There was this *one* time..." posts and many other hilarious capers.

I get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand

Still - keeps me busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to just look at my profile pic.

NOW you can kiss my ass.

Albeit on a screen.

*i don't know why my phone loves to put now in caps at the start of a sentence, but I'm leaving it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should look at me because I'm sexy.

If you disagree. You're wrong.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You can look I might even let you touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move along. Nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

You can look I might even let you touch "

And if I bring you curly wurlys what can I do?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will anyone ever look at me first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm, I'm adorable and have a nice hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me because ..........… that's all I've got to say about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm adorable. I don't have a hat.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Hi

You can look I might even let you touch

And if I bring you curly wurlys what can I do?!

Anything you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to look at me and much I resemble a beached whale in a ginger wig..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention I'm the forum bike?

Bit like a moped; fun to ride until your mates find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Rather peeps did more than look but guess you have to start somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I mention I'm the forum bike?

Bit like a moped; fun to ride until your mates find out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Did I mention I'm the forum bike?

Bit like a moped; fun to ride until your mates find out

Winner

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Hello everyone x having a good Tuesday?

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By *rpharmacist50Man
over a year ago

magherafelt

You can't gild the lily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos ive massive tits.. not sure if anyones noticed them

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"I'm adorable. I don't have a hat.

I'm adorable and have razors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel that I need to be looked at and then touched gently X

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I'm adorable. I don't have a hat.

I'm adorable and have razors "
wow stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pretty pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pretty pictures "

And a casual threat of violence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I mention I'm the forum bike?

Bit like a moped; fun to ride until your mates find out

Winner

Jumps up and down.

Claps hands excitedly.

What do I win?

Oh god. I've never been a winner before.

Oh. I've done a little wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Because, .....I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Also, you may not notice me in the "real world" as most 10 yr old are taller than me and I'm difficult to spot.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

Oddly we don't find Marc as appealing, sorry Marc! Luvs ya really xx

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Because, .....I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Also, you may not notice me in the "real world" as most 10 yr old are taller than me and I'm difficult to spot. "

And you enjoy a glass of champagne too

Everyone's welcome to perv at me

After all, I do have the biggest cock in Fabland

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have pretty pictures

And a casual threat of violence."

Call the Police violence or moan for more violence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm adorable. I don't have a hat.

But those pins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair.. "

I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair..

I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes. "

I'll fab the anonymous man, as I'm sure Courtney gets far too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

You can look I might even let you touch

And if I bring you curly wurlys what can I do?!

You beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

Lol, fckin lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pretty pictures

And a casual threat of violence.

Call the Police violence or moan for more violence?

Depends how you feel about stabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my ass dimples are ace. And as it's cold my bear hat is now officially out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pretty pictures

And a casual threat of violence."

One of these is appealing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ummm, I'm adorable and have a nice hat. "

I'll see your nice hat, and raise you a turquoise goatee as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is

not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair..

I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes.

I'll fab the anonymous man, as I'm sure Courtney gets far too many "

Yeah! These look at me threads totally work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

Lol, fckin lightweight

And no thanks to you trying to offer me up as a sacrificial lamb to the Manchester fab straight brigade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore everyone above and below, you should look at me as I have a collection of white pants

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have pretty pictures

And a casual threat of violence.

Call the Police violence or moan for more violence?

Depends how you feel about stabbing."

I guess it would depend what with..You'll need something big though to make it worth it what with the mood i'm in at the moment

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

Lol, fckin lightweight

And no thanks to you trying to offer me up as a sacrificial lamb to the Manchester fab straight brigade!

Who me? Never, don't know what you mean

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Look at us. We're nothing special but we do get a kick out of knowing people have looked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm, I'm adorable and have a nice hat.

I'll see your nice hat, and raise you a turquoise goatee as well

Damn, that's got me beat. Look at him folks. I'll slink off into the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos my tits ain't too bad

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Why look at me... I have a chestforest including wild happy trails, moody pictures including lots in the shower and the odd one of my bum.. As in odd picture not odd bum.. People seem to like the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand

Still - keeps me busy"
. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip

(Kat) xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Look at me...I have a great rack

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cos my tits ain't too bad

I'm DiamondJoe and I approve these tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos my tits ain't too bad

I'm DiamondJoe and I approve these tits

That's only approval I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me n fab my pics but don't bother to message or wink cos I cba with that shit.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me because I'm leaving fab...

*i cant believe no one has gone with this one yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a good hat!

Apparently from that, I look like have sexy feet too!

I like your moustache

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Look at me if you like hot, feisty fat women with gorgeous eyes and great* boobs. I'm brilliant but not for fucktards, those with cock avatars or the faint-hearted.

*That's great as in large AND as in terrific. See what I did there?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me, I'm shy!

https://youtu.be/Y2WVu6A-Fvw

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Look at me again, cuz I have just loaded 2 new pics. Thanks in anticipation xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look at me, I'm shy!

https://youtu.be/Y2WVu6A-Fvw"

Waaaahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Awesome

We know you are Mrs SB

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

A very naked Mrs blue eyes, wanders in and plonks her arse on the bean bag in the corner, eating a curly wurly

look at me ya say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to see here... Move along now, move along...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand

Still - keeps me busy. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip

(Kat) xx"

don't bite too hard or I might have to come and kiss it better

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

Just don't ask people to look at your veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachael's back as Rachael.

Look at me.

Look at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop looking at me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

"
. Excuse me young man, I looked at your knees

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont look at me ----- im shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

. Excuse me young man, I looked at your knees

Mrs blue eyes

Yay! Thank you! Thread success - mission accomplished

I hope everyone is being looked at by everyone else too

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over a year ago

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

. Excuse me young man, I looked at your knees

Mrs blue eyes

Yay! Thank you! Thread success - mission accomplished

I hope everyone is being looked at by everyone else too

"
. You are most welcome, and what a damn fine pair of knees they are

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

Some of us only ever look in

mode ...

Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

)

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Some of us only ever look in

mode ...

Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look ....."

*looks in

mode just like everyone must have done to me* nice tan

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

Your little suntanned knees are sweet. Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

Much truth here. Although I haven't got to know you yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

I fabbed them!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?

I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!

Some of us only ever look in

mode ...

Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look ....."

Nope not looking ever again

unless in the real world

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Or take a look at me...marvel at my zebra stripes pictures...or see my impression of a bicycle rack in my bum pic...play spot the cock in one of them....and many other amusing pastimes....

..and then read my profile from start to finish any time insomnia looms

Who said I wasn't multi-functional?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should look at my profile because I am cute, cuddly, have an awesome beard and a warped sense of humour when you get to know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

)

Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really

Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!)

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Feel free to look, dont get to handsy thou, I may even let you buy me a drink if your lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

)

Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really

Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!)

Well, you will go and make plans! Leading an actual life!! What're you like?

And don't get me started on bloody geography!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

)

Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really

Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!)

Well, you will go and make plans! Leading an actual life!! What're you like?

And don't get me started on bloody geography!

What can I say...I'm a popular girl. Everyone wants to spend time with me and my awesome rack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My knees would like thank everyone for the (belated / enforced!) love! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

You do have a bloody good rack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me because I have an awesome rack

(and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!

)

You do have a bloody good rack! "

Thank you! I grew it myself haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

What is this "brokedid" you speak of?

round 2 or is it 12?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

What is this "brokedid" you speak of?

round 2 or is it 12?

Brokedid can occur in the aftermath of a hurricane y'know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"

Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.

What is this "brokedid" you speak of?

round 2 or is it 12?

Brokedid can occur in the aftermath of a hurricane y'know

I think you must have experienced a gale dear chap. hurricane next time

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I have piks with me in a sooper cool shart

witch and I have a profile with mor than 2 lines.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Because I have a glow in the dark foof

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Because I have a glow in the dark foof

Like a moth to the flame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I have a glow in the dark foof

So do I!! Well not a foof! They should meet ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say look at me... in fact do!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would say look at me... in fact do! "

I have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should look at me because I'm that rare combination of beautiful AND obtainable. I'm doing everyone a favour just by being here, so don't be rude, LOOK AT MEEE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand

Still - keeps me busy. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip

(Kat) xx

don't bite too hard or I might have to come and kiss it better"
Ouch ouch I bit to hard

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"People should look at me because I'm that rare combination of beautiful AND obtainable. I'm doing everyone a favour just by being here, so don't be rude, LOOK AT MEEE!!

I looked but unfortunately you fib and are not obtainable (to me) 'cos I'm not your type.

Getting views by deception, that is! Outrageous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look at us you might turn into stone!

Just too risky...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come look at our profile and my eyes will mesmerise you

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I supposed to sell myself?

Ok, look at me because I'm tall, toned, modest and dryly witty. Apparently I'm hot as well (who knew?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have a glow in the dark foof

And it's shaped like a candle...

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I guess i aint that bad, feel free to have a butchers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.

You can reach my parents at their places of business.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.

Have a nice day!

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Pretty boring but go ahead have a look x

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By *jcmjcCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Don't look at me, look at her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pretty pictures

And a casual threat of violence."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a round derrière accented by bows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.

You can reach my parents at their places of business.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.

Have a nice day!

Sociopath.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.

You can reach my parents at their places of business.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.

Have a nice day!

Sociopath.

You say tom-ay-toe, I say tom-ar-toe

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Please look at me and I'll let you have first dibs on my unopened box of Quality Street and/or if you don't I'll set Snaily our Giant African Land snail on ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK serious answer, we're not normally ones for being at the centre of attention.

So look at us, as we get a kick out of people enjoying our pics. And maybe you might read the profile and realise what we're dribbling on about.

And then maybe want to meet us, as we actually do meet rather than just dick about on the forums.

And if you're going to the Newcastle winter social, you might want to say hello to us.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Because I have a glow in the dark foof

So do I!! Well not a foof! They should meet ..

We could play the morse code game like on I'm a celeb

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmmm. According to my looked at me list I don't get an awful lot of people looking. And I think I am sometimes pretty inventive with whatever clothes and lingerie I have knocking around the wardrobe. So there's that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm. According to my looked at me list I don't get an awful lot of people looking. And I think I am sometimes pretty inventive with whatever clothes and lingerie I have knocking around the wardrobe. So there's that."

I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to get more women and couples checking out my profile is very welcome.

Just by the law of averages (something I am not, lol) the more views I get, the better my chances

Always positive - that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok look at me because I don't have my cock on display, I have a mice bum, and my text is short and concise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me I'm Hench

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Ok look at me because I don't have my cock on display, I have a mice bum, and my text is short and concise. "

You also have a great fireplace (not a euphemism) though it'd look even better with a real fire.

(misses point of thread entirely)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me ...... hmmmmmm because my socks are the bees knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bacon?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Because I'm a pie lover

And a generally all round spiffing chap, dontcherknow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me because I have an awesome arse.....well so I keep getting told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reason to look at us, the only reason we have any pics is because this is where we met and we like people that 'know us' can see them (well they are public but that seems to make random people want to be our friends more lol)

Nothing to see here, move along!

G x

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Look, look, look... It's me in the shower!

*no stunt double was used for this picture*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my cupids bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at my cupids bow

Lovely to see you back.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Look at me! Yesterday I had a glow in the dark foof, today it's all flowery and pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at my cupids bow

Lovely to see you back.

Oh thank you sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about me. I hope I make you smile

..... and have very naughty thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about me. I hope I make you smile

"
tick!

"..... and have very naughty thoughts

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tick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should look at me because I'm special....

Or so my friends say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at meee because I don't get enough attention

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I used to have a hat, for those that remember that far back. (And it seems there's a few.)

Look at me, because it might be making an appearance again sometime soon.

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