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By *safun83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leasowe

This is my first forum post so please forgive me if a topic like this has come up before.

I'm just wondering what sort of pictures women and couples like to see in men's profiles and messages. I am very aware that everyone has different tastes and kinks but I thought it would be informative to get some different opinions and perspectives.

So if you like to see specific body parts, artistic styles, colour vs black and white, sex scenes, cum shots, underwear or body shots.....anything really, please comment. I would really like to hear what all of your opinions are

-Kev xx

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning "

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

"

Or a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning "

Rubbish. They're here for cock. What difference does a pic make?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Shoes, handbags, diamonds...

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Or a sky remote "

Stop being naughty!

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Something totally random that isn't likely tobe seen on a nother profile

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pic of evertons ground

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"pic of evertons ground "

That can be aranged there every week

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I want to see curly wurlys.

Maybe measure your cock next to one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

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By *safun83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leasowe

I love how all the men want to see pics of big cocks next to inanimate objects haha. Although a curly whirly is an iteresting one lol.

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By *safun83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leasowe

Do they have to be Calvins or a designer boxers in general allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must "

How about some nice tight white ted bakers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I could murder pie n mash right now so a pic of that is quite appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must "

I'll stick my usual black Armani's I think.

Why....take a look at the mark whalburg ad....I don't look like that so I'm not wearing them

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

I'll stick my usual black Armani's I think.

Why....take a look at the mark whalburg ad....I don't look like that so I'm not wearing them "

I prefer black ones anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodorant cans, sky remotes and messy rooms feature high for most women

They also like action shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they have to be Calvins or a designer boxers in general allowed? "

Calvins are sexy but designer will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

How about some nice tight white ted bakers "

Yeah I'd say you'd look great in those

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Something totally random that isn't likely tobe seen on a nother profile"

Like a tit in a top hat? Oh... wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

I'll stick my usual black Armani's I think.

Why....take a look at the mark whalburg ad....I don't look like that so I'm not wearing them "

And very nice you look in them too.had to fab them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

I'll stick my usual black Armani's I think.

Why....take a look at the mark whalburg ad....I don't look like that so I'm not wearing them

I prefer black ones anyway "

Well that's handy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ahhh the teaser, those are pictures!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

In friend pics....I like to see myself lol. Get a little kick out of it.

As far as profile pic or public, I like black n white, teasy pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

"

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pair of big sweaty hairy balls tiny penis just about visible through the hair plenty of folds of belly skin hanging down over a flat cap and giving the thumbs up sign like henry winkler turns me on no end !!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Anything but cock pics....as long as they're taken well and maybe in black n white

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In friend pics....I like to see myself lol. Get a little kick out of it.

As far as profile pic or public, I like black n white, teasy pics. "

We should take some and add them to my friends list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men. Cocks out at full mast.

And big balls. Big big dangly hairy balls.

And chests. Hairy or hairless.

Toolbelts. Overalls. Suits. Nakedness.

I want it all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"In friend pics....I like to see myself lol. Get a little kick out of it.

As far as profile pic or public, I like black n white, teasy pics.

We should take some and add them to my friends list "

Now how could I turn an offer like that down

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

a bag of haribo,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. Cocks out at full mast.

And big balls. Big big dangly hairy balls.

And chests. Hairy or hairless.

Toolbelts. Overalls. Suits. Nakedness.

I want it all "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a pair of big sweaty hairy balls tiny penis just about visible through the hair plenty of folds of belly skin hanging down over a flat cap and giving the thumbs up sign like henry winkler turns me on no end !! "

I knew you'd been looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see curly wurlys.

Maybe measure your cock next to one of those "

You would need to see the sell by date...a 1980s curly wurly was twice the size of the new ones.

Just to remove any possibility of those rose tinted glasses...like calling yourself athletic...and pretending you are still a 30 inch waist

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I want to see curly wurlys.

Maybe measure your cock next to one of those "

I have a drawer of curly wurly in my fridge :p

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Other women "

You may want to check your inbox

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What do women want to see in pics?"

A really massive cake, preferably a chocolate eclair, and ideally with a TV remote to give scale...

(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must "

Prefer a nice devil red...goes with my three pronged fork!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Men. Cocks out at full mast.

And big balls. Big big dangly hairy balls.

And chests. Hairy or hairless.

Toolbelts. Overalls. Suits. Nakedness.

I want it all "

Hairy chest... Check

Toolbelt...... Check

Overalls...... Check

Suits......... Check

Nakedness..... Check

Nearly there...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. Cocks out at full mast.

And big balls. Big big dangly hairy balls.

And chests. Hairy or hairless.

Toolbelts. Overalls. Suits. Nakedness.

I want it all

Hairy chest... Check

Toolbelt...... Check

Overalls...... Check

Suits......... Check

Nakedness..... Check

Nearly there... "

bloody Tease!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Smiley face for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do women want to see in pics?

A really massive cake, preferably a chocolate eclair, and ideally with a TV remote to give scale...

(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc"

Hmmm I wish The Range stocked those kind of toilet-roll holders

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

"

Caveat - this was not a serious answer!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc"

Pfft that's easy - just need the right colour thread that blends in to the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

Caveat - this was not a serious answer!!!! "

It is on the internet so is now FACT.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Men. Cocks out at full mast.

And big balls. Big big dangly hairy balls.

And chests. Hairy or hairless.

Toolbelts. Overalls. Suits. Nakedness.

I want it all

Hairy chest... Check

Toolbelt...... Check

Overalls...... Check

Suits......... Check

Nakedness..... Check

Nearly there...

bloody Tease!"

Forgot...

Dangle balls... Check

Full master.... Friends only

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

Caveat - this was not a serious answer!!!! "

- taxi

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc

Pfft that's easy - just need the right colour thread that blends in to the background "

OMG, that idea is so much better than what I did

I might have to make you our Technical Director

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black and white seductive pics. For me, leaving it to the imagine has more effect so not necessarily nude pics, just the hint

Kinky

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Black and white seductive pics. For me, leaving it to the imagine has more effect so not necessarily nude pics, just the hint

Kinky "

this every time

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster? "

Starbucks cups?

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I put everything in to be shure exept feet no one wants to se feet

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

"

Since when?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

OP. One cock pic, bum pic, torso pic, at least. Don't particularly like 'action' shots myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No close up cock pics or those measured against remote or can etc.

Really put me off.

Some tasteful rear shots with the guy standing up and some on a bed maybe face down naked. Clothed ones are good as it shows what style you like.

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By *safun83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leasowe

So this turned out to be a lot more informative than I honestly expected! Thank you all for your suggestions and comments!

Definitely have a few fun ideas to try out in the future haha.

Now to play with my camera and see what I can come out with

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Willies....HUGE fat willies, especially close up shots of the angry spitting kind.....

Since when? "

See further up - I was joking! ! I clarified too late. ...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So this turned out to be a lot more informative than I honestly expected! Thank you all for your suggestions and comments!

Definitely have a few fun ideas to try out in the future haha.

Now to play with my camera and see what I can come out with "

Looking forward to seeing your new pics

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I put everything in to be shure exept feet no one wants to se feet"

I get lots of messages about my pic of my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"I put everything in to be shure exept feet no one wants to se feet

I get lots of messages about my pic of my feet."

i stand to be corrected but surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do women want to see in pics?

A really massive cake, preferably a chocolate eclair, and ideally with a TV remote to give scale...

(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc

Hmmm I wish The Range stocked those kind of toilet-roll holders "

Just use one of those dildos with the suction cup on the end ! make sure to remove before granny turns up for xmas dinner .......... or she could be in there for hours and youll have

no toilet tissue left

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

"

Winning

I decided if you've got it show it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster?

Starbucks cups? "

That'll do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must "

Oooooooh. Maybe I got a pic right for a change.. lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster?

Starbucks cups?

That'll do nicely "

Missed a trick there fella. Next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster?

Starbucks cups?

That'll do nicely

Missed a trick there fella. Next time "

Shhhhhh! They were only small cups!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of boobs I love boobs lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It's not just about the pictures but the personality too.

Damn

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Not cocks as profile pics so you're already winning

Ignore her!

COCKS.

BIG COCKS.

NEXT TO CANS OF SOMETHING

Fun size cans? Or biggies like cans of monster?

Starbucks cups?

That'll do nicely

Missed a trick there fella. Next time

Shhhhhh! They were only small cups! "

Took long enough to drink. Maybe I was distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Failing that, a man who can hold a toilet-roll on his erection... )

Mr ddc

Pfft that's easy - just need the right colour thread that blends in to the background

OMG, that idea is so much better than what I did

I might have to make you our Technical Director

"

I take Bourbon biscuits as payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love seeing you ploughing other women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I wish there was a reaction comment buttons on here like fb, some of these comments are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking your cock in your own ass. Women love contortionists

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"We love seeing you ploughing other women! "

Yeah we do. Balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking your cock in your own ass. Women love contortionists "

That's hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking your cock in your own ass. Women love contortionists

That's hot! "

See. Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking your cock in your own ass. Women love contortionists

That's hot!

See. Works every time "

I'm waiting patiently by my inbox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking your cock in your own ass. Women love contortionists

That's hot!

See. Works every time

I'm waiting patiently by my inbox... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White boxers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Do they have to be Calvins or a designer boxers in general allowed? "

CKs are best

I like to see the man himself, no women and no cock pics.

Torso shots are particularly yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock; all other posts in this thread are a lie....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Men in tight white calvin klein pants.it's a must

Oooooooh. Maybe I got a pic right for a change.. lol"

Funnily enough I already fabbed it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Cock; all other posts in this thread are a lie....

"

Shhhh us women are trying to trick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White boxers "

Funny old thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil"

This is true. I want to see this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway."

Tartlet.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway."

And ribbons too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil"

Surely flying through a hoop with angel wings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway.

Tartlet."

That was unnecessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

Surely flying through a hoop with angel wings?"

I'm grounded (actually flattened) I got a most intriguing message today from a rather squiffy lady and I am not sure she is being serious....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

Surely flying through a hoop with angel wings?

I'm grounded (actually flattened) I got a most intriguing message today from a rather squiffy lady and I am not sure she is being serious...."

If she said you're hot she's not lying

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway.

Tartlet.

That was unnecessary."

It's always necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frangipane tartlets the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Frangipane tartlets the lot of you "

Yes please, gluten and dairy free though please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic . "

Oh yes the towel ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic . "

Don't ask for much do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil"

Hoop? Check

Cake? Check

Wine? Check

Cks? Hell no have you seen the price of them?

Cock swinging free? Can be arranged

Hot torso and baby oil? Shit I'd just end up looking like a collie that has just had a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you "

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned

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over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned "

What's that then?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't need cake or booze, don't do either

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

I'll be honest - I like seeing a hot cock somewhere in profile pictures. However, 27 pictures of your cock - please, NO!

Nothing beats a nice face or body pic as profile picture although I understand not showing face on public pictures. Somewhere in there a nice bum picture always gets my attention, blokes seem to forget that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see curly wurlys.

Maybe measure your cock next to one of those "

I have a cock shaped like a curly wurly if that helps.

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over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned

What's that then? "

A colour filter... Everything looks good in sepia... Saying that, I need one of me like that

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over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned

What's that then?

A colour filter... Everything looks good in sepia... Saying that, I need one of me like that "

Your gorgeous as you are.

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over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

Hoop? Check

Cake? Check

Wine? Check

Cks? Hell no have you seen the price of them?

Cock swinging free? Can be arranged

Hot torso and baby oil? Shit I'd just end up looking like a collie that has just had a bath

"

Should have done first position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

Hoop? Check

Cake? Check

Wine? Check

Cks? Hell no have you seen the price of them?

Cock swinging free? Can be arranged

Hot torso and baby oil? Shit I'd just end up looking like a collie that has just had a bath

Should have done first position "

Philistine

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over a year ago


"Actually what they really want to see is a man jumping through a hoop, holding cake in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other wearing Calvin Klein pants (with said cock swinging free) and hot torso glistening with baby oil

Surely flying through a hoop with angel wings?

I'm grounded (actually flattened) I got a most intriguing message today from a rather squiffy lady and I am not sure she is being serious...."

Oooh tell us more?!

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over a year ago


"Hats, it's worked quite well for me anyway.

Tartlet.

That was unnecessary.

It's always necessary "

Absolutely, always necessary!

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over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned

What's that then?

A colour filter... Everything looks good in sepia... Saying that, I need one of me like that

Your gorgeous as you are. "

Thank you lovely. Too much colour though.. Need a little variety in my gallery I think

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over a year ago

women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

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over a year ago


"Full nude, with a towel covering the goods is a sexy one for me. Or a pair of white boxers and a chest pic. Can't beat a good chest pic .

Don't ask for much do you

I forgot to mention vintage or sepia toned

What's that then?

A colour filter... Everything looks good in sepia... Saying that, I need one of me like that

Your gorgeous as you are.

Thank you lovely. Too much colour though.. Need a little variety in my gallery I think "

Well you could soften the red a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes."

I have a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan "

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you."

Whhhaaaaaat

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over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat "

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed. "

Time for another hijack I take it

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over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it "

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep. "

Oh dear is that bad?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Surely flying through a hoop with angel wings?

I'm grounded (actually flattened) I got a most intriguing message today from a rather squiffy lady and I am not sure she is being serious....

Oooh tell us more?! "

Yes please do

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over a year ago

If it helps at all in compiling a list of things that women generally don't want to see based on this website.

1) my face

... This concludes my research

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over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

Oh dear is that bad? "

yeah, even worse since you messaged me with your ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

Oh dear is that bad?

yeah, even worse since you messaged me with your ideas. "

Oh that bad I really need to stop doing that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

Oh dear is that bad?

yeah, even worse since you messaged me with your ideas.

Oh that bad I really need to stop doing that "

Road trip alert?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If it helps at all in compiling a list of things that women generally don't want to see based on this website.

1) my face

... This concludes my research"

Try me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

Oh dear is that bad?

yeah, even worse since you messaged me with your ideas.

Oh that bad I really need to stop doing that

Road trip alert? "

already sorted, thanks minxy for helping this guy find me and me him.

and no you really don't need to stop doing that funlover.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"already sorted, thanks minxy for helping this guy find me and me him.

and no you really don't need to stop doing that funlover. "

Oh good, he's lovely isn't he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women being given oral, don't mind if i can't see all the guys face and just his eyes.

I have a plan

PMing you now.

i know the laughing face but i am about to pm you.

Whhhaaaaaat

forgot to tell you something that's all. also i wanna know what the plan is.

AND we haven't done much sataning today i noticed.

Time for another hijack I take it

dunno, i was suposed to be in bed sleeping by now but now i'm thinking about oral and can't sleep.

Oh dear is that bad?

yeah, even worse since you messaged me with your ideas.

Oh that bad I really need to stop doing that

Road trip alert?

already sorted, thanks minxy for helping this guy find me and me him.

and no you really don't need to stop doing that funlover. "

Yeah thanks minx doing what I have no idea what your talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"already sorted, thanks minxy for helping this guy find me and me him.

and no you really don't need to stop doing that funlover.

Oh good, he's lovely isn't he "

yep, perfect.

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