FabSwingers.com forum: Publish your memoirs

By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

If your life story was written in a book do you feel people would believe it is true or would they feel that it is embellished?

Without a doubt it would be very difficult for anybody to believe that my life is true..

I probably am exactly what those sleepy side of Suburbia programs are all about.... I feel there is a good chance that many of us could be...

So your life story would the public consensus be fact, or fiction?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A lot of people wouldn't believe the last 11 years of my life to be true.

Prior to that I think it would be believed. Not particularly interesting but believable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase, "you wouldn't believe me if I told you" applies to my life from birth, right up to a year ago, this yeast has been a bit quite so far,and I'm hglad of tgbe rest to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be believable, but boring as fuck. And I'm totally happy with that

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"The phrase, "you wouldn't believe me if I told you" applies to my life from birth, right up to a year ago, this yeast has been a bit quite so far,and I'm hglad of tgbe rest to be honest

Same here

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Mine would be boring as feck and at the bottom of the bargain bin

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Mine would be so bloody dull.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A family member published their members just before they died a couple of years ago... and send a copy to most households in the family. The whole thing with them legally taken over by solicitors... we all had to return ourgent copies... as some of the members were not happy with some of the family skeletons that had been exposed.

I found it quite amusing to be honest, but then I am also pretty unshockable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My memoirs would be off to the pulping mills in no time at all, perhaps via a brief stint in the 50p section at 'The Works'. Nothing to see here!

Most memoirs / autobiographies are sexed up to a degree - scandal sells!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would make 50 shades of grey look like tacky fiction.

Oh wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a work in progress and you may be surprised to hear so far I've only managed to fill just over 5 volumes ........

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I sometimes wonder if I'm real as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be one of two chapters that people may not believe but on the whole a fairly boring read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes wonder if I'm real as it is

I've often wondered if you're like an imaginary friend.

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By *oniyayoMan
over a year ago

holyhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relatively boring, a bit of a car crash in places and probably surpringly more than unbelievable. A family dispute that belongs in a soap opera story line, a few issues with addiction, lots of not overly exciting tales of excess, a fair bit of kink and filth, a bit of mental health craziness and lots of running and cycling. Can't see it would make an interesting read

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Mine would be interesting

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some things they wouldnt believe thats why theres stuff i wouldnt mention on the forums as noone would believe me anyway plus loads i disasociate from so would probably forget to put it in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will be turned into a movie once an actor of suitable versatility can be persuaded to take the lead role...

I mean lets face it, so far it's not one for Disney.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine would be 90% boring stuff with some interesting bits. Maybe it would work better condensed, like in a movie adaptation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id cry reading most of mine - but it would get happier as it neared the end

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By *itchcockMan
over a year ago

London

Mine would be a car crash, on a foggy motorway, with a train derailment and plane crash joining the scene too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would make people go 'really?? That happened to you? But you're so normal...!' Because that what people say when I talk about my childhood and younger life.

Then when they read through to the swinging part they would say 'No way you've done all of this shit! Totally out of character'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine would be 90% boring stuff with some interesting bits. Maybe it would work better condensed, like in a movie adaptation. "

Mine would make a crap movie too, but I could probably squeeze a PowerPoint presentation out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine could be entitled, 'The frustratingly non-existant sex life of a frustrated sex addict'! It would be a quick read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be interesting "

Given where you're coming from it would give bakeoff a run for its money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely fiction....I don't believe some of the things I've done yet I was there

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Mine would just make people think I was an idiot as I've made so many stupid decisions down the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life story involves a lot of violence, death, and being hit by a car. Not many would want to read that, and even less would care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine would be 90% boring stuff with some interesting bits. Maybe it would work better condensed, like in a movie adaptation.

Mine would make a crap movie too, but I could probably squeeze a PowerPoint presentation out of it."

Oh fuck no, PowerPoint is a tool of the Devil. How about interpretive dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think once the first chapter of mine was read it would be given to a book sale or burnt.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab forums already have mine.

I've published my life via these for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine would be 90% boring stuff with some interesting bits. Maybe it would work better condensed, like in a movie adaptation.

Mine would make a crap movie too, but I could probably squeeze a PowerPoint presentation out of it.

Oh fuck no, PowerPoint is a tool of the Devil. How about interpretive dance? "

That sounds terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would just make people think I was an idiot as I've made so many stupid decisions down the years

Oh yes I hear you there.

'It seemed like a good idea at the time' would be a good title.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Fiction most definitely. To most I am a sensible mother of 3

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'd fall asleep writing it let alone anyone reading it.. Soundtrack is epic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my troubles would begin if people did believe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know whether people would believe the content but it would be a hell of a read.

I already came up with the name 'The bastard lovechild of Divine'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life has thus far been a bit of a hodge podge; some dull, some peculiar, and perhaps some unbelievable. I rather think that a far more enjoyable way to hear my tale, if at all, would be over a brew, or some nice food. Maybe over nice food followed by a brew...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know whether people would believe the content but it would be a hell of a read.

I already came up with the name 'The bastard lovechild of Divine'"

Well I'm hooked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know whether people would believe the content but it would be a hell of a read.

I already came up with the name 'The bastard lovechild of Divine'

Well I'm hooked!"

I always suspected I was adopted. I resemble Divine much more than I do anyone else. The theory only really works on the assumption that Cher is my dad. Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know whether people would believe the content but it would be a hell of a read.

I already came up with the name 'The bastard lovechild of Divine'

Well I'm hooked!

I always suspected I was adopted. I resemble Divine much more than I do anyone else. The theory only really works on the assumption that Cher is my dad. Really. "

Well, stranger things have happened...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine would be 90% boring stuff with some interesting bits. Maybe it would work better condensed, like in a movie adaptation.

Mine would make a crap movie too, but I could probably squeeze a PowerPoint presentation out of it.

Oh fuck no, PowerPoint is a tool of the Devil. How about interpretive dance?

That sounds terrifying

I like the idea that I've discovered something you find terrifying

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Mine would be full of laughter, tears and probably very few surprises x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mine would sell by the bucketload after it was medically recognised as a cure for insomnia!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I've been in talks with Nintendo to sell my life story, they're going to turn it into a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believable, with a few WTF moments from a few random experiences. Mainly from the ages of 16 to 21 and 36 to now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last woman I dated needed to see both current passports, 1 previous passport and 3 newspaper articles before she believed me.... so I am guessing no one would believe the book....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've worked at the same company for over 18 years now and I'm considered a new boy so the people I work with know me pretty well. The most common thing they say to me is you should write a book on your life story. I do think it would be a fantastic read but if it would be believed is anther matter. To me it's just normal I don't consider myself anything I'm just me and it's shit that happened alone the way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People I know well would believe it and my siblings would as a lot of them were there when the things were happening. I think most of the general public would believe it. And feel sorry for me.

Most people I talk about my life to end up crying and/or pitying me.

Apparently my life has been tragic.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mine's another one that's a bit of a whirlwind and perhaps not that credible: it's my warped mind

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