FabSwingers.com forum: pussy for breakfast

By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

I like nothing more than the taste of pussy juice for breakfast. . I would like to hear from all the ladies (especially in London) who are searching for a professional pussy eater/dick feeder

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It may be that I've not had coffee yet but this made me feel a bit queasy.

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It may be that I've not had coffee yet but this made me feel a bit queasy.

It must be the thought of putting a cat in a blender to get the juices. It just isn't right.

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

It was a joke babe lol well. . Kind of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

I wish I could be as charming as this..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

I wish I could be as charming as this..

I wanna know if he's bringing Tom and Harry too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

That sounds awful...I'd rather have dick

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Tom and Harry dont feed pipe or eat pussy like me. . They would only get upset watching Papi get to work

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

My breakfast was as you say Papi,followed by some rimming & a fuck.

You have the right wakeup call as far as i'm concerned, but I got that stuff covered already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This...

thanks for starting my day with a smile, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a joke babe lol well. . Kind of"

Ever thought of becoming a comedian?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"It was a joke babe lol well. . Kind of

Ever thought of becoming a comedian? "

Ffs don't encourage him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really ought to write this stuff down. It's life changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got too love the banter of the forums

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

I had someone who came round to "wake me up" and make my breakfast once. I had to get up 30 minutes earlier to have a shower, brush my teeth, put some makeup on and artfully arrange my "just woke up" hair.

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

I spend about that time tongue fucking the pussy before the wood slides in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

I'm SO not a morning person!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! "

An hour? Surely being awoken by someone reaching for your cock as they lower themselves onto your face is a much better way to wake up than listening to that Chris Evans bloke blithering on?

Mr ddc

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

I think fab should consider introducing an eviction vote for the forum. . That would be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day!

An hour? Surely being awoken by someone reaching for your cock as they lower themselves onto your face is a much better way to wake up than listening to that Chris Evans bloke blithering on?

Mr ddc "

Actually, when you put it like that ...

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

I had peanut butter too and seeds

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I spend about that time tongue fucking the pussy before the wood slides in

Who said romance is dead

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

I'm up & dressed by then, some go to work you know!! An hour to get your shit together? I'd be thinking you didn't fancy me so are stroking yourself up to the task in the bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't think of anything worse than ads going down on me when I've just woke up from a sweaty night!! I've been put right off my toast

G x

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I couldn't think of anything worse than ads going down on me when I've just woke up from a sweaty night!! I've been put right off my toast

G x"

Agreed, but an hour prep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think fab should consider introducing an eviction vote for the forum. . That would be funny"

I know you'd probably get evicted from your own forum

fucking wood slides in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't think of anything worse than ads going down on me when I've just woke up from a sweaty night!! I've been put right off my toast

G x

Agreed, but an hour prep?

Oh yeah let me have a bath and I am good to go!! But for this fellow who I thin would wake you up with his head between your legs..as lovely as it sounds..it's a no from me lol

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

I'm up & dressed by then, some go to work you know!! An hour to get your shit together? I'd be thinking you didn't fancy me so are stroking yourself up to the task in the bathroom!

the hour is to flap around groaning and moaning and flapping randomly at the snooze button 5 or 6 times between rolling over to go back to sleep. Beauty regime? 2 minutes ..

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Papi is too blessed to be evicted. . Fab needs wood and tongue like me or there would be alot of unsatisfied/miserable ladies out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick

I wish I could be as charming as this..

I wanna know if he's bringing Tom and Harry too!

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. Now that would be a good breakfast (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sex in the shower in the morning washing each other very erotic followed by hot steamy sex sets you up for the day

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Ok I wont lie the Mrs just brought Papi breakfast in bed. . Scrambled egg, crispy bacon and beans Mmmm. I would put an english fry up in my favourite list for mornings too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I

Papi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

That sounds awful...I'd rather have dick"

I wouldn't recommend eating it, it's bloody awful to be honest.

The guy that manages my diet is a cruel twat.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

That sounds awful...I'd rather have dick"

Me too. Followed by coffee and a croissant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I

Papi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

Same here.

I thought you brushed your hair on its stand before bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

That's my kind of food

Mrs SnT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks

That sounds awful...I'd rather have dick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or just get d*unk early on vagina beer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmpO2ToLswc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm with the OP on this!

It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!

Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..

An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!

Same here.

I thought you brushed your hair on its stand before bed?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom and Harry dont feed pipe or eat pussy like me. . They would only get upset watching Papi get to work"

Haha. I needed this thread today.

Thanks op. Loving your work.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I spend about that time tongue fucking the pussy before the wood slides in

Who said romance is dead

He's already called it dick feeding, how worse can it get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend about that time tongue fucking the pussy before the wood slides in

Who said romance is dead

He's already called it dick feeding, how worse can it get

Cock snot up the fart pipe?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a professional pussy eater/dick feeder

Fuck me, I'd have picked this as my degree course if I'd known you could make a career out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

Omg.....there's more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

Omg.....there's more?

Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

Omg.....there's more?

Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind

It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

Omg.....there's more?

Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind

It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean

Can I join you?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.

Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?

Read his other thread for the lunch menu

Omg.....there's more?

Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind

It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean

Can I join you?

You are most welcome too... I have an extra scrubbing brush

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"It may be that I've not had coffee yet but this made me feel a bit queasy.

It must be the thought of putting a cat in a blender to get the juices. It just isn't right."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! Some thread! Hey for me a shower won't cut it - full steam ahead for a post-lunch bath!

Incidentally, I dream of eating fussy por breakfast! Tastier than fruit juice! And fresher too! And much more fun to get!

Try it guys if you don't believe me! Have one pussy and one orange. Lick them both and see which one gives you a nice drink! It won't be the orange I promise! There you are - a pithy statement on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the cut of this guys cloth.

#consistent......

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum-poster/_apigoharder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my very own pussy eater and he's very very good

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