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Hmpf. Clothing sizes.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The daily deal at a certain online toy shop today is a santa dress which looks quite cute.

The large size is 16/18 which would probably fit my stomach and hips but my boobs are a size 26.

That's not going to work

The plus size version (which still only goes up to 22/24 but might fit if it's stretchy) isn't part of the deal.

Hmmph.

I haven't had boobs that would fit into a size 16/18 since the rest of me was a size 10/12.

I want cute things!

*sulk*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That has been one of the best things about losing weight fitting into all the cute girly clothes

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"That has been one of the best things about losing weight fitting into all the cute girly clothes"

I'm working on it...

My boobs have always been proportionally big though. They've always been roughly 3-4 sizes bigger than my waist and 4-5 sizes bigger than my hips, however big I was.

Dresses have always been a problem for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to swap some body parts. ...i can offer some arse in exchange for some boobage. I'm soooo bottom heavy i never fall over! !

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think we need to swap some body parts. ...i can offer some arse in exchange for some boobage. I'm soooo bottom heavy i never fall over! ! "

I'd be happy with that arrangement, if it were possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the interweb thingy

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have a big belly but narrow hips and very little bum.

Guys often message me assuming because I'm big, I have a big bum. Obviously it's bigger than a size 12 woman would have, but proportionally it's not big at all.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the interweb thingy "

Try broad shoulders and huge boobs.

Or hips a dress size smaller than the waist but belly two sizes bigger

My proportions are so messed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the naked man "

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the naked man

Ftfy "

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the naked man

Ftfy "

Seconded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the interweb thingy

Try broad shoulders and huge boobs.

Or hips a dress size smaller than the waist but belly two sizes bigger

My proportions are so messed up."

Me too... somethings too big... somethings too small. I am like a cut and shut.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the interweb thingy "

My problem is I have huge waist and long legs so nothing fits me properly

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That's it!

I am not bloody eating until I fit into a santa dress.

Of course, if it fits my boobs it'll flap about like a tent on the rest of me but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tell me about it...28 inch waist here... I went in gap once for some new slacks and they said "we don't make those in size 28"...hate gap...bastards

...long legs and a skinny waist = naked man. Thank god for the interweb thingy

Try broad shoulders and huge boobs.

Or hips a dress size smaller than the waist but belly two sizes bigger

My proportions are so messed up.

Me too... somethings too big... somethings too small. I am like a cut and shut."

*nod*

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Try pepperberry clothes.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Try pepperberry clothes.

"

They stop at size 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just big all over so i think that my boobs just blend in with the rest of me lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The large size is 16/18 which would probably fit my stomach and hips but my boobs are a size 26.

That's not going to work

"

You could take a vote, but personally the "fitted dress but with boobs spilling out over the top that can't quite be fastened" look works for me

At least that's your Xmas Avatar Challenge sorted...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a shorty so getting jeans that look good, and don't end up under the back of my shoes is a pain I'm the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest clothing woe is the long body/short legs combo. So all dresses and tops are too short, and on fitted dresses, where it thinks my arse should be is where my waist is. Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too... somethings too big... somethings too small. I am like a cut and shut."

I think you just hit on the answer all you need is an equal but opposite body type and a clever sewist to do the cut and shut on your outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest clothing woe is the long body/short legs combo. So all dresses and tops are too short, and on fitted dresses, where it thinks my arse should be is where my waist is. Bastard.

"

Yep. I have this exact issue....oh and my top half is usually a size smaller than my bottom half

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have the long legs/short body thing going on but otherwise I'm in proportion... round!

Lagenlook clothing is my current fav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it!

I am not bloody eating until I fit into a santa dress.

Of course, if it fits my boobs it'll flap about like a tent on the rest of me but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

"

Use a waist clincher belt on those type of clothes. Nips you in under the boobs which in turn gives you an hour glass figure. Or on other dresses etc, nicely shows of your waist, boobs and yet allows your dress to gently flow over your body.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Body paint.

Fuck it, just paint it on!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Body paint.

Fuck it, just paint it on! "

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