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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A little light relief for you tonight. My phone's not copying the link, so use a search engine to find it, from using my thread title.

I hope he got off OK

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Sure it wasn't hetty

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Sure it wasn't hetty "

No? It was Henry. If you google the thread title, the Daily Telegraph article will reveal all.

It's old news but something light for night viewing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor guy... have you felt the suction on them things!? I'm surprised it didn't rip his dick off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That does not sound like a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Can you imagine carrying Henry into A&E and explaining how you were bollock naked hoovering as you do, and your dick accidentally got stuck in the pipe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean. "

Sucking up all those crusty bits that just won't wash out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's he's fab user name

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"What's he's fab user name "

Suckandblow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.

Sucking up all those crusty bits that just won't wash out?"

Of course. And everyone knows to use the vacuums at work since they are industrial strength. Sometimes you just need that extra cleaning power.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean. "

I totally, absolutely agree.

Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.

I was not best pleased...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually witnessed a guy 'fucking' his Henrietta on cam in the chatroom a few years back

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What's he's fab user name "

Is it Dai son?

No offence to our Welsh brethren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time )

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time ) "

Did you also dismiss the Hoover for being an accessory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine that would hurt. Badly.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time )

Did you also dismiss the Hoover for being an accessory "

Sniggers

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time )

Did you also dismiss the Hoover for being an accessory "

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.

I totally, absolutely agree.

Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.

I was not best pleased...

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Now you're going to tell us you weren't wearing them at the time. And we'll believe you. Really.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.

I totally, absolutely agree.

Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.

I was not best pleased...

Now you're going to tell us you weren't wearing them at the time. And we'll believe you. Really."

I wasn't!

Honestly I was not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy was caught having sex with an ambulance in a town local to us lol. Think he also did it to a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ! having sexy with Henry, Henrietta would have sucked the shit out of him, mmmmmm my Vax will do wet and dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like I'm not the only one with a vacuous sex life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a donkey on youtube trying to have sex with a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had sex with a cleaner

She was a fit Lithuanian girl who worked in the hotel I was staying at. No idea whether her name was Henry or Hetty but she sucked like a vacuum cleaner

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"A little light relief for you tonight. My phone's not copying the link, so use a search engine to find it, from using my thread title.

I hope he got off OK

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Sounds like a viable alternative to a vacuum pump...keep the off button close.

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By *XMandMXxCouple
over a year ago

swindon

Did he have it on turbo mode do you think for those stubborn messes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do a James the hover now

I think of that when someone tells me to go and fuck myself

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