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Sucks cock like a dyson?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just read this on someone's verification which got me thinking, have you vacuumed your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mate - mine doesn't fit in the tube!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you vacuumed your cock? "

Nah, just wash it in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could suck the bends out of a river is one of my fave sayings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mate - mine doesn't fit in the tube!! Lol "

You've tried then?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was gonna say, it don't sound pleasant, Clive

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Was gonna ask was that my profile but he doesnt mention a hoover, just "could probably suck a basketball through a hose" haha

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I've vacuumed hubby's cock....... deep down my throat, till I gag xxxxxx Suzi

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

If anyone ever abused my Henry like that I would be furious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anyone ever abused my Henry like that I would be furious! "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a Henry, not a Dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a henrietta damn she's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a young 'un (y'know mid-30s, somewhere around there) I thought that a blow job was exactly that : you had someone blow on it I cringe at how naive I was at times ..

Anyway - sorry, bit of a tangent to the OP there - as you were ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It does make me chuckle when i see this as i have visions of a woman just opening her mouth and sucking a cock straight down and out the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean "
at you not to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean at you not to you"

Glad you answered I was curious myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean at you not to you"

What ? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I read this wonderful plaudit I change the words to Rhinnas Diamonds "Shines bright like a diamond" to "Sucks cock like a Dyson" and the world becomes a happier place...

... anyone reading my post will now probably do the same; my apologies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean at you not to you

What ? Haha "
talk like a radio is someone that just talks at people like they just go on and on rather than talking to people having a conversation

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its an old fashioned expression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'

Whatever does that mean at you not to you

What ? Haha talk like a radio is someone that just talks at people like they just go on and on rather than talking to people having a conversation"

Yes that's what I thought it meant but wasn't sure. Thank you for the clarification

Diamond smile is thr best haha

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Yes, just not with a vacuum cleaner. Vacuum 'milkers' can be very intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you vacuumed your cock?

Nah, just wash it in the shower "

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Other vacuum cleaners are available. Although Henrietta is my favourite. It's nice to be able to look into her eyes as she sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine that putting my cock in a dyson would be a horrendous experience. I've had some bad bj's in my time, but none bad enough to compare to a noisy machine that relentlessly sucks air in through a tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read this on someone's verification which got me thinking, have you vacuumed your cock? "

Which end piece are we talking here? The little flat one for sucking out from behind the settee or the one with the turbo brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, just not with a vacuum cleaner. Vacuum 'milkers' can be very intense."

Vacuum milkers? Is that what a farmer puts on a cow's udder? Which begs the question are there any farmers who play suck the sausage with three other labourers and the milking equipment?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've a veri that says that

It's hidden.

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