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Your long lost uncle bequeaths in his will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A statue of Hitler.....

Sell it,,,,

Keep it.....

Donate it to a museum,,,

Smash it into pieces.....

Other.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends why hes got a statue of hitler and why he left it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A statue of Hitler.....

Sell it,,,,

Keep it.....

Donate it to a museum,,,

Smash it into pieces.....

Other.....

"

Give it a small walking stick and say you've always been a fan of Charlie Chaplin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donate to a museum. As much of a scumbag as he was, he was an important part of human history that shouldn't be forgotten. If only to show that humans should learn from mistakes made in the past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends why hes got a statue of hitler and why he left it to me"

You never even knew you had this uncle...you are his only next of kin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint it in crazy colours ans dress it in a dollies outfit.

All dictators need to be belittled

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

How big is it?

What's it made of?

Can Mrs ddc climb it?

Is his arm raised in a manner so that one could hang clothes on it?

Ffs Soxy, why only half the story?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is it?

What's it made of?

Can Mrs ddc climb it?

Is his arm raised in a manner so that one could hang clothes on it?

Ffs Soxy, why only half the story?

Mr ddc"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Depends why hes got a statue of hitler and why he left it to me

You never even knew you had this uncle...you are his only next of kin.. "
in which case id give it to a museum. I thought id got a picture of hitler but i must of imagined it as i cant find it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Put it on ebay. Some people will pay a fortune for WWII memorabilia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A statue of Hitler.....

Sell it,,,,

Keep it.....

Donate it to a museum,,,

Smash it into pieces.....

Other.....

"

Send it to the Daily Mail?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A statue of Hitler.....

Sell it,,,,

Keep it.....

Donate it to a museum,,,

Smash it into pieces.....

Other.....

Send it to the Daily Mail? "

I suspect they already have a decent collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A statue of Hitler.....

Sell it,,,,

Keep it.....

Donate it to a museum,,,

Smash it into pieces.....

Other.....

Send it to the Daily Mail?

I suspect they already have a decent collection."

Lord Rothermere centre, well I was going to say Hitler to the left and Mussolini to the right, I think they would all be aligned right though! HaHa

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How big a statue? Presumably not Saddam size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell the fucker. It's what he would have wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big a statue? Presumably not Saddam size."

Life size...

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd donate it to someone in this topic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd donate it to someone in this topic.

"

Yes but you nave to be careful doing that ..... Some people are touchy about receiving donated items......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood.

Sell it if I need some cash

Donate it to a museum if I'm feeling worldly

Smash it to pieces, publically, on camera, then upload onto Youtube to make a point if I want to express myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on my mood.

Sell it if I need some cash

Donate it to a museum if I'm feeling worldly

Smash it to pieces, publically, on camera, then upload onto Youtube to make a point if I want to express myself"

But is that really an appropriate way to treat the statue of a cat,,,

Hitler was the name of the uncles cat ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it with all my other statues of Hitler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

"

Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,

The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........

Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it with all my other statues of Hitler."

Do you collect statues of cats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,

The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........

Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....

"

Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,

The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........

Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....

Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat? "

But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,

The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........

Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....

Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?

But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality..... "

I thought the gerbil was Name Herman Gerbils

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the possibilities, I would either

Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.

If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.

Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"

Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.

Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.

Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"

Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town

Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.

That wasds a lot of fun do another one

Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,

The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........

Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....

Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?

But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality.....

I thought the gerbil was Name Herman Gerbils "

It's funny you should say that,,,

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'd sell it and then buy my friends a drink saying "this one is on Hitler'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would swap it for a satnav, then my uncle wouldn't be lost anymore...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would swap it for a satnav, then my uncle wouldn't be lost anymore..."

The uncles remains were shot into space..... it's what he wanted.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it with all my other statues, damn why do all my Dads brothers keep leaving me this shite?

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