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"A McGuigan Black Label Shiraz please OP I have lit the fire and its all nice and snuggly here now the dancing flames lighting the room "coming right up fella its a quite night in here at the minute fancy a game of cribbage while we wait for it to pick up | |||
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"A glass of zinfandel please squire "coming right up gorgeous place your lovely butt over by the fire and I will bring it over
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx" coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening | |||
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey "very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment  | |||
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"A glass of zinfandel please squire
coming right up gorgeous place your lovely butt over by the fire and I will bring it over
once I've put my trousers back on just realised I've got my arse out for a earlier post "Oh mine is also out. I will sort my attire and take a pew with Taff. Thankyou | |||
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"A glass of zinfandel please squire
coming right up gorgeous place your lovely butt over by the fire and I will bring it over
once I've put my trousers back on just realised I've got my arse out for a earlier post
Oh mine is also out. I will sort my attire and take a pew with Taff. Thankyou " | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening "Consider it done xx | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey
very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment "Why thank you, and thanks for the drink, she's gone to sit with Taff so I guess I'm not as smooth as this fine tenessee sour mash bourbon you've poured | |||
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey
very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment "I'm going to sit by the fire and see how he take it. Straight up or over ice | |||
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey
very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment
Why thank you, and thanks for the drink, she's gone to sit with Taff so I guess I'm not as smooth as this fine tenessee sour mash bourbon you've poured "oh dear better luck next time fella remember Rome wasn't built in a day and getting miss honey to notice you isn't coming to happen over night ether from the looks of it | |||
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey
very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment
I'm going to sit by the fire and see how he take it. Straight up or over ice"there you go fella she noticed a suggest you go for straight up | |||
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"Something for a chesty cough and sore throat please "a hot totty coming right up | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling ". Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx | |||
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"Would love a shiraz OP and any chance of finally getting a piece of cake...if its ok with you I'll just take my book and go and sit by the fire" ok fella help yourself to cake as I get your drink what you reading ? | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx"oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line ". I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx | |||
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"Could i have some casserole please with a raspberry cidre thankyou sexy barman x" you most certainly can my lovely extra large portion of casserole coming up with your raspberry cider
I have a feeling your going to need your energy levels high for later | |||
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"Would love a shiraz OP and any chance of finally getting a piece of cake...if its ok with you I'll just take my book and go and sit by the fire ok fella help yourself to cake as I get your drink what you reading ?"''Staging a Musical''... now there's a thought 'Fab! The Musical' | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx"naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them | |||
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"Do you have any of the different varieties of Jack Daniels? I think I'd like the taste of honey
very witty fella pull up a chair and have a JD while you wait to see if she notices your witty comment
I'm going to sit by the fire and see how he take it. Straight up or over ice
there you go fella she noticed a suggest you go for straight up "I'll take my drink over ice please, Miss Honey has already taken care of the straight up part | |||
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"Would love a shiraz OP and any chance of finally getting a piece of cake...if its ok with you I'll just take my book and go and sit by the fire ok fella help yourself to cake as I get your drink what you reading ?
''Staging a Musical''... now there's a thought 'Fab! The Musical'"great idea fella but we will have to make sure no one has a mouth full if its going to be a musical   | |||
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"A McGuigan Black Label Shiraz please OP I have lit the fire and its all nice and snuggly here now the dancing flames lighting the room
coming right up fella its a quite night in here at the minute fancy a game of cribbage while we wait for it to pick up "Sorry landlord I seemed to have slipped away there ,,now about that game of cribbage | |||
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"Pint if vodka, please, barkeep" ok fella but I hope you can handle your liquor because I run a respectable bar and those out of there head will be put on the naughty step while they wait for there cab ride home  | |||
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"I over indulged with excessive hot chocolate over the wet weekend, so maybe just a nice soothing peppermint tea if that's ok please "of coarse it is darling take a chair while I get that ready for you may i suggest one by the fire its cosy over there | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them ". Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx | |||
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"A glass of whatevers available please " id a suggest a cocktail darling the climax has been my best seller this week would you like one of those | |||
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"I over indulged with excessive hot chocolate over the wet weekend, so maybe just a nice soothing peppermint tea if that's ok please "Sounds like a weekend of over indulgence | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx"yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows "Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx | |||
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"Expresso martini please x" coming right up my lovely how was your day if you don't mind me asking | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx"might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses | |||
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"A strong lemsip For my cold "ok fella take a seat by the fire that should help with the cold while I get that ready for you | |||
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"A glass of whatevers available please id a suggest a cocktail darling the climax has been my best seller this week would you like one of those "If it relaxes me and makes me sleep ill have 2 please | |||
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"Expresso martini please x coming right up my lovely how was your day if you don't mind me asking "Long and busy..... could really do with sipping that cocktail x | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses "deal xx | |||
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"A strong lemsip For my cold
ok fella take a seat by the fire that should help with the cold while I get that ready for you "Thanks il have a quboon to | |||
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"A glass of whatevers available please id a suggest a cocktail darling the climax has been my best seller this week would you like one of those
If it relaxes me and makes me sleep ill have 2 please "only two I'm sure you can handle more than that | |||
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"Expresso martini please x coming right up my lovely how was your day if you don't mind me asking
Long and busy..... could really do with sipping that cocktail x"oh dear if that's the case the first ones on the house | |||
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"Expresso martini please x coming right up my lovely how was your day if you don't mind me asking
Long and busy..... could really do with sipping that cocktail x
oh dear if that's the case the first ones on the house "Well thank you kind sir x | |||
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"A glass of whatevers available please id a suggest a cocktail darling the climax has been my best seller this week would you like one of those
If it relaxes me and makes me sleep ill have 2 please
only two I'm sure you can handle more than that "I was being good | |||
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"Another JD over here please sir?" coming right up fella how was your day by the way . | |||
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"A glass of whatevers available please id a suggest a cocktail darling the climax has been my best seller this week would you like one of those
If it relaxes me and makes me sleep ill have 2 please
only two I'm sure you can handle more than that
I was being good "life's to short for being good the naughty people always have more | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx"yippee where do I sign | |||
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"At a gig in Sheffield so on the Tennessee Honey and Diet Cokes. Make mine a derrrrbell! (And on a school night too! )"coming right up you little devil | |||
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"Another JD over here please sir?" Come sit by the fire | |||
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"Another shiraz barkeep sir! On a roll here, have decided that Fab the Musical should include that South Pacific classic 'I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair,' but having few problems imaging the backdrop/storyline...think I'll go and ask Taff and Pooch" coming right up fella wish I could help you but musicals are not my thing sadly . | |||
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"Another cheeky glass of McGuigan Black Label Shiraz please "coming right up fella stay where you are I will bring it over in a jiffy . | |||
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"Another JD over here please sir? coming right up fella how was your day by the way ." Thank you very much, had a good day thanks, early finish at work so I could hit the gym while it was quiet, and I've just had an invite to sit by the fire from a rather lovely lady so my day has just gotten a lot better! | |||
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"Another JD over here please sir? coming right up fella how was your day by the way . Thank you very much, had a good day thanks, early finish at work so I could hit the gym while it was quiet, and I've just had an invite to sit by the fire from a rather lovely lady so my day has just gotten a lot better! " see politeness and patience was all it took | |||
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"Oh you do yourself a disservice Op, your thread has already created enough material for a wonderful parody of 'Les Mis' 'Master of the House' Copyright OP" I will take as a compliment | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign ". Wherever you like xx | |||
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"Gin.. Just gin.. With tonic or neat with ice and lemon.. Been a shit day, just wanna forget and fall asleep.. Why do people confide with bar staff like they are some kinda psychotherapist when their answer to.your problem is "that'll be £6.90 please"" This. But a rum and ginger ale please | |||
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"Gin.. Just gin.. With tonic or neat with ice and lemon.. Been a shit day, just wanna forget and fall asleep.. Why do people confide with bar staff like they are some kinda psychotherapist when their answer to.your problem is "that'll be £6.90 please"" not in here fella as your custom is valued this g and t with ice and a slice of lemon is on the house as you have gad a rough day. | |||
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"Could I trouble you for a refill ? Xx" coming right up gorgeous you really are a very polite my lovely | |||
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"Gin.. Just gin.. With tonic or neat with ice and lemon.. Been a shit day, just wanna forget and fall asleep.. Why do people confide with bar staff like they are some kinda psychotherapist when their answer to.your problem is "that'll be £6.90 please" This. But a rum and ginger ale please" coming right up darling and if you've had a bad day to its on the house xx | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx"in that case bend over | |||
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"Could I trouble you for a refill ? Xx coming right up gorgeous you really are a very polite my lovely "You mix a naughty cocktail xxx | |||
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"Margarita please.... No Salt " coming right up Diana how are you up dreary Monday night xx | |||
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"Could I trouble you for a refill ? Xx coming right up gorgeous you really are a very polite my lovely
You mix a naughty cocktail xxx"why thank you my lovely I'm rather good with my hands hence the user name | |||
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"Oh you do yourself a disservice Op, your thread has already created enough material for a wonderful parody of 'Les Mis' 'Master of the House' Copyright OP I will take as a compliment "You read it correctly... One more shiraz but this has to be my limit, getting a bit blurry eyed writing/composing the Fab Musical....I am at risk of asking for a packet of semi-quavers! | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over ". There you go even changed profile pic especially xx | |||
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"Oh you do yourself a disservice Op, your thread has already created enough material for a wonderful parody of 'Les Mis' 'Master of the House' Copyright OP I will take as a compliment
You read it correctly...
One more shiraz but this has to be my limit, getting a bit blurry eyed writing/composing the Fab Musical....I am at risk of asking for a packet of semi-quavers!"here catch the packet of quavers fella while I pour your drink I'm getting tired myself as I will be up at half four tomorrow morning . | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx"ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx
ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
look I've change mine to prove it to "Ohhhh does that mean I'm in for a gentle spanking too xx | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx
ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
look I've change mine to prove it to Ohhhh does that mean I'm in for a gentle spanking too xx "oh yes | |||
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"Margarita please.... No Salt coming right up Diana how are you up dreary Monday night xx" I'm keeping nice and cozy ty; terrible weather here. But my glass is empty. More ice this time please | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx
ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
look I've change mine to prove it to Ohhhh does that mean I'm in for a gentle spanking too xx
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"Cracking shift you have put in there OP, have one on me!" cheers fella don't mind if I do
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"Margarita please.... No Salt coming right up Diana how are you up dreary Monday night xx I'm keeping nice and cozy ty; terrible weather here. But my glass is empty. More ice this time please "coming right up. I had a damp day myself got soaked in fact but hay can't complain I was finished by 1230 pm | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx
ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
look I've change mine to prove it to Ohhhh does that mean I'm in for a gentle spanking too xx
oh yes . Yipeeeee xx"ah a girl after my own heart | |||
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"Lager shandy please its a school night and I'll take a small mouthful of cake xxx coming right up darling park your bottom on a stool by the bar so I can chat you up in-between being bar tender for the evening
Consider it done xx
do you come here often darling . Only when my favourite bar tender is serving xx
oooh smooth very smooth
hear have a packet of crisps and a peck on the cheek for that super smooth line . I'll take a snog and some salted nuts please xx
naughty ok but keep your hands where i can see them . Always am naughty and ohhhhh do I have too xx
yes hands behind you back like a good girl that way I can lead the kissing and what follows Ok if they are tied and you start with my neck xx
might do but it a do it will be very very slow and teasing little kisses deal xx
yippee where do I sign . Wherever you like xx
in that case bend over . There you go even changed profile pic especially xx
ooooooh lovely hand is tinkling in anticipation
look I've change mine to prove it to Ohhhh does that mean I'm in for a gentle spanking too xx
oh yes . Yipeeeee xx
ah a girl after my own heart ". xx | |||
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"Hot chocolate before bed please ...with a splash of baileys in it "coming right up jo how are you darling did you manage to avoid getting wet of this rather nasty weather wise Monday xx | |||
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"Well bar tender I need my ugly sleep so night night thanks for everything its been a very pleasant evening xx" good night my lovely the pleasure was all mine as usual .I'm going up at 11pm myself warm my side up for me please | |||
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"Well bar tender I need my ugly sleep so night night thanks for everything its been a very pleasant evening xx good night my lovely the pleasure was all mine as usual .I'm going up at 11pm myself warm my side up for me please "Will do as you asked so nicely mwahhhhh xx | |||
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"Good evening I finally Found this thread xD Is the glass of bubbly about "yippee she's here
of coarse coming right up how was your day darling did you manage to avoid getting wet I do hope so | |||
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I did yes thank you nice cosy day inside today . how about you ? | |||
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"Oh yay thank you hun
I did yes thank you nice cosy day inside today . how about you ? "I got soaked at work but hay its all good as I was finished and home by 1230
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"Oh yay thank you hun
I did yes thank you nice cosy day inside today . how about you ?
I got soaked at work but hay its all good as I was finished and home by 1230
mice legs by the way "Not as bad then with a early finish , do anything exciting after work ? Why thank you | |||
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"Oh yay thank you hun
I did yes thank you nice cosy day inside today . how about you ?
I got soaked at work but hay its all good as I was finished and home by 1230
mice legs by the way
Not as bad then with a early finish , do anything exciting after work ?
Why thank you "no it was rather boring darling paperwork as I was drying out / then I came on here had my usual non boring time flirting and putting my ten pence worth into the odd serious topic . what about you get up to anything exciting today ..? oh by the way had fun evening on Friday evening just gone a club social | |||
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"Hey hallo...... removes very wet coat...... damm, I've forgotten to get changed from earlier.... Can you pass me my coat back please... and I will have a triple Bacardi n , with 2 jeager bomb chasers xxxxx thank you xxxx Suzi "coming right up slowly very slowly hands coat back | |||
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"Brandy for all!!" hi big fella how are you on this rather wet Monday . | |||
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"At least the forums cheered you up xD Hopefully your now relaxing too after your long day "yes things are most defiantly looking up and I'm nearly always in a cheerful mood life's to short to live it any other way , can I get you another glass of bubbly darling on me of coarse | |||
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"Hey hallo...... removes very wet coat...... damm, I've forgotten to get changed from earlier.... Can you pass me my coat back please... and I will have a triple Bacardi n , with 2 jeager bomb chasers xxxxx thank you xxxx Suzi
coming right up slowly very slowly hands coat back "It's ok the Bacardi is hitting the spot now, keep the coat. Any music in this joint, I really need to climb up on the bar and shake this booty..... oh, and another Bacardi n please.... then you muchly ..... hic xxxx Suzi | |||
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"Thatchers Haze please. NO BLOODY ICE LONDON BARMAN FFS!!! "Tips the ice down the inside of dans trousers | |||
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"Thatchers Haze please. NO BLOODY ICE LONDON BARMAN FFS!!! "coming right up dan take a seat fella you seem a bit stressed tonight | |||
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"Thatchers Haze please. NO BLOODY ICE LONDON BARMAN FFS!!! Tips the ice down the inside of dans trousers "These big city bar people with their bloody ice in cider. Philistines!!  | |||
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"At least the forums cheered you up xD Hopefully your now relaxing too after your long day
yes things are most defiantly looking up and I'm nearly always in a cheerful mood life's to short to live it any other way ,
can I get you another glass of bubbly darling on me of coarse "That's good too hear , we need more people with your thought process about . Oh yes please perfect end to a chilled out day | |||
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"Hey hallo...... removes very wet coat...... damm, I've forgotten to get changed from earlier.... Can you pass me my coat back please... and I will have a triple Bacardi n , with 2 jeager bomb chasers xxxxx thank you xxxx Suzi
coming right up slowly very slowly hands coat back
It's ok the Bacardi is hitting the spot now, keep the coat. Any music in this joint, I really need to climb up on the bar and shake this booty..... oh, and another Bacardi n please.... then you muchly ..... hic xxxx Suzi "shake away darling i can do better than the bar there's a pole over there go on dare you to shake like its 1999 all over again | |||
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"Can I have a long island ice tea please lovely? Been a long day x" coming right up beautiful i have a colouring book and some pencils for you if you find yourself with that erg from earlier | |||
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"Pint of cider please, one for yourself and the lady above" Thankyou young man x | |||
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"At least the forums cheered you up xD Hopefully your now relaxing too after your long day
yes things are most defiantly looking up and I'm nearly always in a cheerful mood life's to short to live it any other way ,
can I get you another glass of bubbly darling on me of coarse
That's good too hear , we need more people with your thought process about .
Oh yes please perfect end to a chilled out day "yes it is if it wasn't paced in here I'd give you a nice foot massage | |||
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"Hey hallo...... removes very wet coat...... damm, I've forgotten to get changed from earlier.... Can you pass me my coat back please... and I will have a triple Bacardi n , with 2 jeager bomb chasers xxxxx thank you xxxx Suzi
coming right up slowly very slowly hands coat back
It's ok the Bacardi is hitting the spot now, keep the coat. Any music in this joint, I really need to climb up on the bar and shake this booty..... oh, and another Bacardi n please.... then you muchly ..... hic xxxx Suzi
shake away darling i can do better than the bar there's a pole over there go on dare you to shake like its 1999 all over again "Slinks over to pole...... wraps one hand over the other.... wraps one leg round the pole and begins to gyrate sexily xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"Pint of cider please, one for yourself and the lady aboveThankyou young man x" That's quite alrightx | |||
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"Pint of cider please, one for yourself and the lady above" coming right up fella here did you see tames mead up to his old jokey tricks earlier | |||
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"Hey hallo...... removes very wet coat...... damm, I've forgotten to get changed from earlier.... Can you pass me my coat back please... and I will have a triple Bacardi n , with 2 jeager bomb chasers xxxxx thank you xxxx Suzi
coming right up slowly very slowly hands coat back
It's ok the Bacardi is hitting the spot now, keep the coat. Any music in this joint, I really need to climb up on the bar and shake this booty..... oh, and another Bacardi n please.... then you muchly ..... hic xxxx Suzi
shake away darling i can do better than the bar there's a pole over there go on dare you to shake like its 1999 all over again
Slinks over to pole...... wraps one hand over the other.... wraps one leg round the pole and begins to gyrate sexily xxxxx Suzi "that's a girl slide that pole between that cleavage and legs | |||
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"Can I have a long island ice tea please lovely? Been a long day x coming right up beautiful i have a colouring book and some pencils for you if you find yourself with that erg from earlier "Hahaha I'm calm now! Having my fun on Friday . It's all arranged. So I'm focusing on that | |||
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"Can I have a long island ice tea please lovely? Been a long day x coming right up beautiful i have a colouring book and some pencils for you if you find yourself with that erg from earlier
Hahaha I'm calm now! Having my fun on Friday . It's all arranged. So I'm focusing on that "great news wear him out girl | |||
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"Can I have a long island ice tea please lovely? Been a long day x coming right up beautiful i have a colouring book and some pencils for you if you find yourself with that erg from earlier
Hahaha I'm calm now! Having my fun on Friday . It's all arranged. So I'm focusing on that
great news wear him out girl "Haha he's aware he's in for a hammering! | |||
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"Who wants to sit with me? Hate sitting in a bar all by myself... " Care to share some nuts with me | |||
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"Who wants to sit with me? Hate sitting in a bar all by myself... " you not sitting alone there's plenty in here but I'm sure some will tap the chair next to them as you are rather pretty you know | |||
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