FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing moment?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So mines was when I was having sex with my mates sister and their mum walked in on us! I had a girls friend at the time! Needless to say I never went round there again! What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't actually remember the last time I felt embarrassed, seems I've outgrown it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In life or in a sexual sense, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't actually remember my own, usually I say something and embarrass myself but a friend did just walk into a door and knock himself to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son found my toy cleaner and asked would it work on his toy cars (Kat) xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

'Cos in life there was that time I was being made redundant and got pissed on rum at the staff Xmas bash and gave the incoming CEO both barrels of the shotgun in front of everyone.

"Who the fuck do you think you are, comin' in 'ere with a bleedin' heart and an MBA, thinkin' you understand an organisation like this?! Prick! Blah blah, rant rant!"

Really got it off my chest. Felt much better.

Ahhhh.

Next day, I got a phone call offering me another job at the same place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot girl in the bed, I'm eating pussy , she farts, follows through and I didn't tell her, both d*unk btw but I didn't see her again ( my choice) and when she questioned why I said I didn't really fancy her that much!!!! I was embarrassed for her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot girl in the bed, I'm eating pussy , she farts, follows through and I didn't tell her, both d*unk btw but I didn't see her again ( my choice) and when she questioned why I said I didn't really fancy her that much!!!! I was embarrassed for her lol "
How the hell did she not realize she had shit herself (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I was chasing the cat out of the kitchen, totally forgot I'd left one of the cupboard doors open at head height and BANG, knocked myself clean out on the cupboard door.

I woke up I don't know how long later in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor with a 2 inch gash in my head.

The kids thought it was hilarious and still haven't let me forget about it to this day!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Years ago going to Aintree races with my ex wife and her current fuck buddy

My role was to mind the table que and pay for there drinks

It was the first year after it had been abandoned for a bomb scare

But we had no idea there was airport style walk through metal detectors

They both passed through and I had too my belt off emptied my pockets and took my watch off and it kept setting the alarm

My then wife and her stud were in stitches laughing standing out the way in the crowd

By now there was 3 males and one female security staff telling me I must be carrying something metal and if I can't show it then I won't be coming in

I was causing a que and people were intrigued and curious

I was just blushing and so embarrassed

I whispered to the security explaining

I was the stag in a stag group

His face was a picture as he whispered to his boss

I was then ushered into a tent were I pulled down my trousers and boxers and showed them the padlock to my chastity lock they tried to stay professional but it was impossible and there giggles were muffled out

I was given a quick search and alowd to go in I looked back and they were all whispering and laughing

I won't bore you with the story when we left after the last race

But that's my true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a Moist moment anyway and just suggested we get in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a Moist moment anyway and just suggested we get in the shower

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Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I was chasing the cat out of the kitchen, totally forgot I'd left one of the cupboard doors open at head height and BANG, knocked myself clean out on the cupboard door.

I woke up I don't know how long later in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor with a 2 inch gash in my head.

Hahahaha

The kids thought it was hilarious and still haven't let me forget about it to this day! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had far too many to mention.....

On my way back from 3 day conference. As I got on the escalators to head down to the train platform, my case fell all the way down the escalators and opened, leaving a trail of bras, knickers and clothes all the the way down. I was mortified. Best of it was people just stepped over me as I hurriedly tried to gather up my dignity

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I was chasing the cat out of the kitchen, totally forgot I'd left one of the cupboard doors open at head height and BANG, knocked myself clean out on the cupboard door.

I woke up I don't know how long later in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor with a 2 inch gash in my head.

Hahahaha

The kids thought it was hilarious and still haven't let me forget about it to this day! "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh god, no.

The Xmas I got outed at the dinner table by other half's family meal by her fuckwit brother.

I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

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