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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,, "sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves "But can I borrow a carrot.... | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot.... "no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus | |||
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"Lazy bugger, do it yrself. It'll take 10 mins, tops. "I've got my bloody hands full making the bread just do me a bloody favour will you. help yourself to some cake and a drink and peel some bloody veg man | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus "Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground....... | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
"so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right "yep..... and we drink mud... | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right
yep..... and we drink mud... "really I though special brew was the tingle of the north | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right
yep..... and we drink mud...
really I though special brew was the tingle of the north "Only by the interlopers attempting appear suave and sophisticated ,,,,,, | |||
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"Lazy bugger, do it yrself. It'll take 10 mins, tops.
I've got my bloody hands full making the bread just do me a bloody favour will you.
help yourself to some cake and a drink and peel some bloody veg man "Making the bread?!! What is the matter with you?! Who makes their own damn bread?!!! LOL Go to a supermarket and go to the bakery counter and buy a nice, new fresh one. Save yourself several hours of faff and peel some bloody veg. | |||
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right
yep..... and we drink mud...
really I though special brew was the tingle of the north
Only by the interlopers attempting appear suave and sophisticated ,,,,,, "oh so special brew is like champagne is down south then | |||
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"Lazy bugger, do it yrself. It'll take 10 mins, tops.
I've got my bloody hands full making the bread just do me a bloody favour will you.
help yourself to some cake and a drink and peel some bloody veg man
Making the bread?!!
What is the matter with you?!
Who makes their own damn bread?!!!
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Go to a supermarket and go to the bakery counter and buy a nice, new fresh one.
Save yourself several hours of faff and peel some bloody veg.
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"Well..... I only drink champagne from a coupe and expect Chantilly cream and raspberry comport in a my sponge..... So no....... peel your own veg,,,,
sod you then no casserole soup of bar invite for you later .your now on the list of lazy buggers only in it for themselves
But can I borrow a carrot....
no there for the bloody soup and casserole Jesus
Up-here in the northern wastelands where real frock wearing men only make proper hearty stew, we don't even peel our veg we just chuck them in the pot straight from the ground.......
so I've heard you also crack the ice for a swim and a wash in the morning and have outside latrines or so I've heard its dam rough in them there northern wastelands all right
yep..... and we drink mud...
really I though special brew was the tingle of the north
Only by the interlopers attempting appear suave and sophisticated ,,,,,,
oh so special brew is like champagne is down south then "Yeah apparently its made using Geordies piss...... But that might not be true ... | |||
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"Lazy bugger, do it yrself. It'll take 10 mins, tops.
I've got my bloody hands full making the bread just do me a bloody favour will you.
help yourself to some cake and a drink and peel some bloody veg man
Making the bread?!!
What is the matter with you?!
Who makes their own damn bread?!!!
LOL
Go to a supermarket and go to the bakery counter and buy a nice, new fresh one.
Save yourself several hours of faff and peel some bloody veg.
fella you ain't had bread until you have had home made bread yes its a lot of trouble but well worth it "Ok. I mean, it sounds like you're going to the trouble of entertaining for someone so I wouldn't want to cramp your style BUT I'd peel the veg if you wanna cook for me sometime | |||
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"Lazy bugger, do it yrself. It'll take 10 mins, tops.
I've got my bloody hands full making the bread just do me a bloody favour will you.
help yourself to some cake and a drink and peel some bloody veg man
Making the bread?!!
What is the matter with you?!
Who makes their own damn bread?!!!
LOL
Go to a supermarket and go to the bakery counter and buy a nice, new fresh one.
Save yourself several hours of faff and peel some bloody veg.
fella you ain't had bread until you have had home made bread yes its a lot of trouble but well worth it
Ok.
I mean, it sounds like you're going to the trouble of entertaining for someone so I wouldn't want to cramp your style
BUT
I'd peel the veg if you wanna cook for me sometime "I'm doing it for the bloody lot of you on the forum all will be revealed later or not it i don't get the food prepared | |||
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"Not preparing any veg for but happy to point out and remind you what you still need to do, whilst having coffee and cake obviously "ether help or sod off and keep your hands off the cake that's for those who bloody help | |||
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"By right now I need volunteers to peel and chop veg as a bride ." Why on earth would I have to wear a wedding dress to prepare veg | |||
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"By right now I need volunteers to peel and chop veg as a bride . Why on earth would I have to wear a wedding dress to prepare veg " | |||
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"By right now I need volunteers to peel and chop veg as a bride . Why on earth would I have to wear a wedding dress to prepare veg "predictors a bastard   | |||
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"Prepare your own veg. Just gimme the cream and the bubbly. Love from Bridezilla " very witty by no cake or bubbly unless you chop and peel | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
"thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name "I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
"ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx"Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx"thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine | |||
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"I'm preparing a lamb casserole for later as well as a hearty vegetable soup and some home made whole meal bread . The reason why will be reviled later . By right now I need volunteers to peel and chop veg as a bride .I'm offering tea or coffee and ether a piece of home made fruit cake or a piece of home made Victoria sponge cake with raspberry jam and vanilla cream filling . Plus I do have two bottles of champagne for those want a flute of champers to go withy there cake instead of the tea or coffee. So who's up for a spot veg preparing while they eat there cake and drink there drink "I don't drink and don't like cake | |||
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"I will happily help "oh thank god another kind soul has arrived . help your self to cake and there's bubbly to if you fancy a glass or two | |||
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"I'm preparing a lamb casserole for later as well as a hearty vegetable soup and some home made whole meal bread . The reason why will be reviled later . By right now I need volunteers to peel and chop veg as a bride .I'm offering tea or coffee and ether a piece of home made fruit cake or a piece of home made Victoria sponge cake with raspberry jam and vanilla cream filling . Plus I do have two bottles of champagne for those want a flute of champers to go withy there cake instead of the tea or coffee. So who's up for a spot veg preparing while they eat there cake and drink there drink
I don't drink and don't like cake "so is that a no then or are you just angling for a better bribe
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx
thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine "Mmmmmmm yummy love fresh bread im guessing you have a date this evening xx | |||
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"Oh dear LD hope your ok take a big sip of wine xx" Can I sit next to you and moan ? | |||
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"Oh dear LD hope your ok take a big sip of wine xx Can I sit next to you and moan ? "Moan away xx | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx
thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine Mmmmmmm yummy love fresh bread im guessing you have a date this evening xx"no date its all virtual preparing food for the bar I was going to run again tonight but everyone took it literally which says a lot | |||
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"I'll have some food please john, and a bottle of anything alcoholic please, I'm in a fowl mood and very low tolerance levels right now fook not drinking on a school night "of coarse lady D your a darling through and through so as a gentleman how could I ever refuse one such as you xx | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx
thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine Mmmmmmm yummy love fresh bread im guessing you have a date this evening xx
no date its all virtual preparing food for the bar I was going to run again tonight but everyone took it literally which says a lot "And there I was thinking you had pulled however your bar and yourself are great xx | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx
thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine Mmmmmmm yummy love fresh bread im guessing you have a date this evening xx
no date its all virtual preparing food for the bar I was going to run again tonight but everyone took it literally which says a lot And there I was thinking you had pulled however your bar and yourself are great xx"cheers darling the bar open if you fancy a drink look for the post | |||
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"I'll help because i'm nice like that (Kat) xx
thank you Kat help yourself to cake and pop a bottle of the bubbly in your bag for being so kind unlike a few others I could name I'm not greedy i'll share the bubbly with you (Kat) xx
ah your such a darling I will have one with you but you will have to hold the glass to my lips my hands are covered in bread dough at the minute xxx Part your lips oh and what bread? please may I have a slice smothered in butter xx
thanks darling whole meal and off coarse you can as soon as its cooled down enough to cut the butter will melt into the warm fresh bread divine Mmmmmmm yummy love fresh bread im guessing you have a date this evening xx
no date its all virtual preparing food for the bar I was going to run again tonight but everyone took it literally which says a lot And there I was thinking you had pulled however your bar and yourself are great xx
cheers darling the bar open if you fancy a drink look for the post "Will do lovely xx | |||
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"Oh I won't say no to a glass of bubbly xD how did cooking go "come over to my bar post and try some out for yourself darling | |||
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I'm Hank Marvin "over in the bar post fella your can have a small bowl on the house if you order a drink | |||
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"Oh I won't say no to a glass of bubbly xD how did cooking go
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" Didn't it get too big and it closed ? Or have you opened a new one xD Oh I won't say no to a glass of bubbly xD how did cooking go
come over to my bar post and try some out for yourself darling "mew ones open darling come on over I will be open to 11pm your bubby is waiting for you over there | |||
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"I can't find it or I would xD what have you called the thread ? " mondays rainy day bar is open see you over there beautiful | |||
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