FabSwingers.com forum: Flirty McFlirt thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?

So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.

Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.

*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.

Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

The sexual frustration is strong with me today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earlier this morning I flirted with an inanimate object

There was no emotional attachment involved.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sexual frustration is strong with me today. "

You had me at 'I'm referencing STARWARS!'

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

What is this flirting you speak of?

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't flirt, I just get the sex I want by asking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets give it a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of sexual tension around today... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Mrs blue eyes

Oh. Come an sit next to me, I'll tell you all about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sexual frustration is strong with me today. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

You whirl,...and I'll watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't flirt, I just get the sex I want by asking..."

I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

You whirl,...and I'll watch.

This I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brown eyes flirting gets me everytime

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?

So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.

Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.

*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.

Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.

I try to flirt every day on here get's me no were fast! I Must be really good no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting? Me? Never

Hello ladies

Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'm in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting? Me? Never

Hello ladies

Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone "

Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting? Me? Never

Hello ladies

Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone

Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?

Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*flips hair*

That's the best I've got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

I could do with a smoothie right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

You whirl,...and I'll watch.

This I can do

Let me grab my camera.....*this is okay isn't it?

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By *ime 2 CumCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ooow love a flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

You whirl,...and I'll watch.

This I can do

Let me grab my camera.....*this is okay isn't it?

I perform better in front of a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting? Me? Never

Hello ladies

Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone

Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?

Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy

I like this game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets give it a whirl

You whirl,...and I'll watch.

This I can do

Let me grab my camera.....*this is okay isn't it?

I perform better in front of a camera

Oh, let me get a bigger SD card.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm in.. Feeling out of sorts today... Little yellow boxes may cheer me up

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll slide in for a while

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Love a good flirt lol. Let's see if we can bring the sunshine where there is rain, namely near Leicester at the moment.

I'm absolutely soaking

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

Any one here you like the look of Just Jo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to steer clear of this site today. I'm ridiculously horny and keep seeing sexy profile pics that keep drawing me back in... my cock is up and down like nobody's business...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty mcflirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

Any one here you like the look of Just Jo??"

Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there something in the water today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

There must be can I get you another glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Is there something in the water today?

Are you suffering a little sexual frustration today sinning angel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried this flirting activity... But half way through, I realised I was looking in the mirror!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

Fancy bumping into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.. Feeling out of sorts today... Little yellow boxes may cheer me up

If only i could spell properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

Fancy bumping into you

Well hello there

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By *orm1Man
over a year ago

White Waltham

I'm in! Let's get our flirt on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hey hey, well I'm defiantly in for a little McFlirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

I'm always here,....I've been expecting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

There must be can I get you another glass

I'll have a pint thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

I'm always here,....I've been expecting you.

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Are you suffering a little sexual frustration today sinning angel??"

Just a smidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone take me by an appendage and teach me how to flirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.

But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone take me by an appendage and teach me how to flirt?

Oh me! Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone take me by an appendage and teach me how to flirt?

Oh me! Me!"

I'm ready for my firat lesson....is this where i let on that i think you are pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm shit at flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.

But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....

Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Well hello there ...birthday boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to close my eyes and not look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.

But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....

Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark

There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like

*Waving

*waving*

Oh hello

Fancy seeing you here

I'm always here,....I've been expecting you.

Oh my

Oh, my...what? You didn't finish saying where you'd like me to kiss you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Well hello there ...birthday boy

Well hello there sexy bum

oops seem to be flirting

how about a birthday treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm now Flirting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.

But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....

Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark

There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob.

Well the knob should be easy to feel, its big enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Well hello there ...birthday boy

Well hello there sexy bum

oops seem to be flirting

how about a birthday treat

It's your birthday? Happy birthday lovely

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Is there something in the water today?

Are you suffering a little sexual frustration today sinning angel??

Just a smidge

Haha I'm very much in the same boat at the moment Mrs SJ is poorly. Text to ask how she is and she says she was hot so in bed naked lol having to sort myself out, it's not the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there something in the water today?

Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?

I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you

I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...

It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.

But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....

Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark

There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob.

Well the knob should be easy to feel, its big enough!

Shh. Stop laughing. That's the broom handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Well hello there ...birthday boy

Well hello there sexy bum

oops seem to be flirting

how about a birthday treat

It's your birthday? Happy birthday lovely

It sure is princess

thank you

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Jo ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting?? I don't flirt, I'm a good girl

Mrs SnT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?"

Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

It's my birthday today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

It's my birthday today

Mine too .. join the queue matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

It's my birthday today

Mine too .. join the queue matey

Haha really? What a glorious day!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?

Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.

Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always love a good flirt, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't this duplicate the efforts of the matchmaking thread?

Still, i'm in

And Hello Arcticfoxx - mmm, very nice!

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"I'm in.

It's my birthday today

Happy beardday

I mean birthday

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Flirt Jedi checking in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flirt Jedi checking in

Ah, there you are young Jedi.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Flirt Jedi checking in

Ah, there you are young Jedi.

You know this is my favourite thread right? Let me see who I can attack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't this duplicate the efforts of the matchmaking thread?

Still, i'm in

And Hello Arcticfoxx - mmm, very nice!"

No effort needed here. It all cums natural.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?

Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.

Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce? "

No, curly wurlys?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Flirting?? I don't flirt, I'm a good girl

Mrs SnT

That outfit of yours would look divine on my bedroom floor

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?

Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.

Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce?

No, curly wurlys?

Can't beat a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt Jedi checking in

I am the droid you're looking for.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flirt Jedi checking in

Ah, there you are young Jedi.

You know this is my favourite thread right? Let me see who I can attack

I feel disturbance in the bed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"But I'm shit at flirting!

Happy birthday you. Is it time for blowing yet?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Flirt Jedi checking in

I am the droid you're looking for.......

Flirty one you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flirting?? I don't flirt, I'm a naughty girl

Mrs SnT

I corrected your spelling for you.

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

I'm always looking to flirt

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Well hello there ...birthday boy

Well hello there sexy bum

oops seem to be flirting

how about a birthday treat

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just Jo ????"

You hollered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

I'm coming I'm coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus

Hello

I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus

Hello

I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'.

I do need taming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Happy birthday you. Is it time for blowing yet?

Thank you darling .. does that mean is it windy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"But I'm shit at flirting!

Happy birthday you. Is it time for blowing yet?

Thank you darling .. does that mean is it windy?

Only if I blow really hard. How many candles do you have?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?

Can I pop your balloon? I rather fancy a bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus

Hello

I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'.

I do need a long filthy sex session

I corrected it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?

Can I pop your balloon? I rather fancy a bang

Ah but with my luck it'll be less of a bang for you. More of a disappointing deflation ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

It's my birthday today

Happy beardday

I mean birthday

Spank you. I mean thank you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?

Can I pop your balloon? I rather fancy a bang

Ah but with my luck it'll be less of a bang for you. More of a disappointing deflation ..

After deflation comes inflation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Honey, you look delectable. Can I unwrap you for my birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting? Me? Never

Hello ladies

Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone

Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?

Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy

I like this game

You don't know what I'm going to choose yet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm very good at flirting, feel free to prove me wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are sending you a group eye flash and bottom lip bite x x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?

Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.

Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce?

No, curly wurlys?

No! Smarties and toffee sauce! I don't care if it costs an extra 20p, I want my smarties McFlurry with toffee sauce!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I'm shit at flirting!

Happy birthday you. Is it time for blowing yet?

Thank you darling .. does that mean is it windy?

Only if I blow really hard. How many candles do you have? "

I only have one candle but it's fair size so makes up for the lack of the others

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss Honey, you look delectable. Can I unwrap you for my birthday?

Can we play pass the parcel?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait

We could let him watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steps in with a naughty glint in his eye...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait

We could let him watch?"

I have patience.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Steps in with a naughty glint in his eye..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Honey, you look delectable. Can I unwrap you for my birthday?

Can we play pass the parcel?

Ouch!

Fine, off you go

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait

We could let him watch?

I have patience.

My kind of guy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.

I'll stick with flirting

Come at me

Come at you?

Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.

Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please

The clue is in my answer. Yes!

Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait

We could let him watch?

I have patience.

My kind of guy

He could be watching a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?

So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.

Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.

*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.

Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.

Hmm. It's been a long day. Mediocre sex is fine with me just now thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good flirt.....flirt your ass off with me all you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heavens and good gravy a splendid flirt

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Oh heavens and good gravy a splendid flirt

I changed my mind... I want this one. Toffee sauce optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?

So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.

Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.

*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.

Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.

Hmm. It's been a long day. Mediocre sex is fine with me just now thanks. "

What a fantastic arse, loving the feet up one too, my favourite pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh heavens and good gravy a splendid flirt

I changed my mind... I want this one. Toffee sauce optional

I wouldn't mind giving you some sauce

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Miss Honey, you look delectable. Can I unwrap you for my birthday?

Can we play pass the parcel?

Make sure that parcel gets passed my way at some point! I want to play

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