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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh why god of fab can't i get my poor end away on here. I respect the girlies on here and let them choose how i do them. Im clean i always wipe the cheesie little bits that nest under my little bell end. I've even chucked a matres in the back of my trannie van much to my poor dogs discussed when l nicked there bed but then i alway go that little extra mile its the gentleman in me. Ffs i even offer to drive them home after I've emptied my load. For the love of god what does a genuine stood like me have to do for some pussy on this site. Only thing i can think of is they are all stuck up proods on here and I'm sick of doing all the work. Can you see what on earth else a man can do because im lost now with these sluts i really am

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's your spelling and grammar.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It's your spelling and grammar. "

Yep, that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verified by 64 people? Looks like you have no problem getting your end away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delilah

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy "
He dont do classy he uses wd40 for lube

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Did not even mention having curtains in the van...no class

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy He dont do classy he uses wd40 for lube "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Did not even mention having curtains in the van...no class "
no point having curtains no glass in his windows

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Did not even mention having curtains in the van...no class no point having curtains no glass in his windows "

Whaaaaat?

No glass...

What a chav!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy He dont do classy he uses wd40 for lube "

Ooo, I might reconsider him then. I love the smell of WD40.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

OP hasn't asked for profile advice, so I can't respond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww bladey

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

The 'fecker' is probably fast asleep, I ave seen this ploy before..

Doffs hat

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Anyone got a cattle prod like the mounties have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP how come? Most of the ladies at the social yesterday were all over you . I thought you'd spend the rest of the weekend with few of them

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Anyone got a cattle prod like the mounties have "

Now now Voddy, he might enjoy that, something more evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at "wiping away the cheesie little bits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh why god of fab can't i get my poor end away on here. I respect the girlies on here and let them choose how i do them. Im clean i always wipe the cheesie little bits that nest under my little bell end. I've even chucked a matres in the back of my trannie van much to my poor dogs discussed when l nicked there bed but then i alway go that little extra mile its the gentleman in me. Ffs i even offer to drive them home after I've emptied my load. For the love of god what does a genuine stood like me have to do for some pussy on this site. Only thing i can think of is they are all stuck up proods on here and I'm sick of doing all the work. Can you see what on earth else a man can do because im lost now with these sluts i really am "

Go ugly early.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Methinks thou protesteth too much..

But what a bastard, stealing the mattress from man's best friend..

He'll hump yer leg and won't expect a reach round and won't hit the roof when you wipe your ol' boy on the duvet..

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Anyone got a cattle prod like the mounties have

Now now Voddy, he might enjoy that, something more evil "

like hide his bike and van keys

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall "

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up "

Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin"
you mean he screams as hes taken

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just need to spray yourself, your van and that flea ridden mattress with a bit of Lynx and they'll turn up in hordes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin you mean he screams as hes taken "

Or that just needs a nice hug me jacket as it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up "

did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin you mean he screams as hes taken

Or that just needs a nice hug me jacket as it happens "

The white jacket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin you mean he screams as hes taken

Or that just needs a nice hug me jacket as it happens The white jacket ?"

The very same as he is dragged back to the fab asylum

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up

Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer...... "

My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol"

Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up

Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......

My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off "

Better tell em you're more coherent in person

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up

Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......

My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off

Better tell em you're more coherent in person "

With my Salford accent even I wouldn't believe me. In fact you know how I sound I'm bollexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol

Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you "

I weren't criticises you, I just see someone on there who looked like you so I asked. You don't have to get funny you paranoid fuck. If anyone is given the big one its you. Who speaks like that at your age. I quote 'you get me' and 'init' there's no need to get all worked up is there.especially when your so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain mate ( do I fuckers )

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol

Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you I weren't criticises you, I just see someone on there who looked like you so I asked. You don't have to get funny you paranoid fuck. If anyone is given the big one its you. Who speaks like that at your age. I quote 'you get me' and 'init' there's no need to get all worked up is there.especially when your so far away"

Grow a sense of humour your scoring the shit out of me as I piss myself laughing. Post of the day hook line and sinker

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall

Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol

Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you I weren't criticises you, I just see someone on there who looked like you so I asked. You don't have to get funny you paranoid fuck. If anyone is given the big one its you. Who speaks like that at your age. I quote 'you get me' and 'init' there's no need to get all worked up is there.especially when your so far away"

You really do need to get a sense of humour xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy He dont do classy he uses wd40 for lube "

Now that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a Newcastle Utd football strip

sorted

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

make him drink the beer he brews

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Bladey's got no cock pics. It's obvious innit. You could measure it next to your WD40 can.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Bladey's got no cock pics. It's obvious innit. You could measure it next to your WD40 can. "
the can would win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!

Seduced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im clean i always wipe the cheesie little bits that nest under my little bell end."

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bladey's got no cock pics. It's obvious innit. You could measure it next to your WD40 can. "

Forgot I'd done this thread but that made me belly chuckle. Show some respect batch mine a double exposure init and you know dis is true. I could bang it up you from your botty an tickle yards tonsils. Ohhh ye ya know it

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!

Seduced. "

Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!

Seduced.

Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit "

Boilersuit

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"I always wipe the cheesie little bits that nest under my little bell end".

Well that did it for me...well crossed off my list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!

Seduced.

Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit "

Let's not get carried away! Although I would look divine in white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a yanky candle magic tree for the transit. ..make it classy He dont do classy he uses wd40 for lube "

Hahahahaha

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!

Seduced.

Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit

Let's not get carried away! Although I would look divine in white. "

So would Dan. I can just picture it. You an Dan at the alter taking you vaws staring lovingly into each other eyes as you gulp dawn your vodka out the bottle in the middle of your boucay. Such a classy occasion with the muffled shagging moans coming from the back row

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