FabSwingers.com forum: What A Massive Cock...

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...in our latest pic.

(No, not him, I meant the sculpture

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(& him, obvs)

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed! As ever most excellent work you's twose..

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Fabbed! As ever most excellent work you's twose..

Ty Dan

We're hoping to be sent any cuttings from the local paper...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

He obviously just wanted to get his hands on her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah brilliant pic

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

He obviously just wanted to get his hands on her arse.

Can you blame him

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'd already fabbed ut and had to go back and have a second look and then recognized Marko's shirt lol xx

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Where exactly is that?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'd already fabbed ut and had to go back and have a second look and then recognized Marko's shirt lol xx"

He was fantastic

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd already fabbed ut and had to go back and have a second look and then recognized Marko's shirt lol xx

He was fantastic "

He always is... until he breaks the thoughtful gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spotted it when it hit my updates.

Nice work, DDCs!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

" Where exactly is that? "

Just outside the entrance to Festival Place Shopping Centre in Basingstoke. Opposite a very busy Nail Bar (full of people going

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You guys are nuts

Always.

It's the only way to stay young!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'd already fabbed ut and had to go back and have a second look and then recognized Marko's shirt lol xx

He was fantastic

He always is... until he breaks the thoughtful gift.

He was very careful with ours

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

What!

My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]

Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're awesome

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I spotted it when it hit my updates.

Nice work, DDCs!

Ty BG

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You're awesome

Ty Courtney

They tried ganging up against me when I first explained exactly what was expected. I had to remain resolute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*takes bow.......

*wonders how this thread eluded him......

*thanks Lib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*thanks Lib "

*curtseys*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*thanks Lib

*curtseys*"

I only went into town to get my hair cut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

What!

My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]

Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.

Mrs DDC"

Well thank you ma'am.

I trust my hands weren't too cold.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.

To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...

What!

My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]

Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.

Mrs DDC

Well thank you ma'am.

I trust my hands weren't too cold.

When I said perfect ^^ I meant it.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in our latest pic.

(No, not him, I meant the sculpture

)

#ShamelessLAMthread

(& him, obvs)

Mr ddc"

Another one for the album

You guys are brilliant xx

We recognise the shirt on one of your assistants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in our latest pic.

(No, not him, I meant the sculpture

)

#ShamelessLAMthread

(& him, obvs)

Mr ddc

Another one for the album

You guys are brilliant xx

We recognise the shirt on one of your assistants!"

*Note to self, wear more discreet shirts.....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

You guys are the bomb. And with your new partner in crime. Things are only going to get crazier.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umph! I've seen bigger.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Umph! I've seen bigger.

Fab straight

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

This can only end one way! In the interim, loving the humour of your photos!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umph! I've seen bigger.

Fab straight

Haha.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"...in our latest pic.

(No, not him, I meant the sculpture

)

#ShamelessLAMthread

(& him, obvs)

Mr ddc"

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Who took the picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who took the picture?"

Camera set to timer....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?"

Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....

(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds)

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By *ames WhyteMan
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

Brilliant humour.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"This can only end one way! "

(full-naked pic on the steps of Number 10, with Theresa May kissing Mrs ddc's boobs.

Don't worry, we're working on it)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Then you must go to Haesindang Park in Korea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ddc

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?

Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....

(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds)"

I've fixed that for you.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?

Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....

I've fixed that for you.

That's right

He did....

..but you soon shoved him out the way though, didn't you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mr ddc

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?

Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....

(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds)"

I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls!

) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ddc

You two just kill me!

Have you ever been caught?

Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....

I've fixed that for you.

That's right

He did....

..but you soon shoved him out the way though, didn't you

I'm good wiv me elbows.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha!! It's broad daylight you cheeky scamps!!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls!

) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would."

There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts (we had to hide behind Subway after the dry-run and take a moment to reconsider)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Haha!! It's broad daylight you cheeky scamps!!!

That's why we originally planned to do this in the summer, when light mornings are quieter.

Who knew Basingstoke's main shopping centre would be so busy just before Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha!! It's broad daylight you cheeky scamps!!!

That's why we originally planned to do this in the summer, when light mornings are quieter.

Who knew Basingstoke's main shopping centre would be so busy just before Christmas...

You know some cheeky bastard has copied your avatar, right?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

" You know some cheeky bastard has copied your avatar, right?

Meh, yours isn't bad, but you haven't quite got the same level of 'je ne sais quoi'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You know some cheeky bastard has copied your avatar, right?

Meh, yours isn't bad, but you haven't quite got the same level of 'je ne sais quoi'.

I didn't know I had to speak Welsh. ....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

That is a big cock

and it will always stay hard and erect too

Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is a big cock

and it will always stay hard and erect too

Bun

It's bigger than it looks....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*thanks Lib

*curtseys*

I only went into town to get my hair cut.

Erm... I thought I'd dealt with that during the summer. You surely didn't have another hair so soon?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls!

) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would.

There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts

Yes, when being asked to climb a huge polished granite cock with my bare feet, without my spiderwoman gear on. I know my limits!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*thanks Lib

*curtseys*

I only went into town to get my hair cut.

Erm... I thought I'd dealt with that during the summer. You surely didn't have another hair so soon?

What can I say, I'm a fast grower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls!

) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would.

There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts

Yes, when being asked to climb a huge polished granite cock with my bare feet, without my spiderwoman gear on. I know my limits!

Mrs DDC

Oooooooh, spiderwoman gear you say........

*gulps. Lump in "throat".

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

So you did it then!!!! Greg Wallace lookalike mentioned you might!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbed! As ever most excellent work you's twose..

Twose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just there.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Your new pic is even better. You keep outdoing yourselves.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"...in our latest pic.

(No, not him, I meant the sculpture

)

#ShamelessLAMthread

(& him, obvs)

Mr ddc"

Guys, I just love your pics, so entertaining and original. Keep 'em coming!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I was just there.

You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!

(did you smile as you walked past?)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just there.

You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!

(did you smile as you walked past?)

Mr ddc "

It definitely gave me a chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a massive cock. !!! You can't get it in the oven on Christmas day,

Am I close, or do I get another guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a massive cock. !!! You can't get it in the oven on Christmas day,

Am I close, or do I get another guess."

You're miles out, both in distance and timing.

However this post may illuminate.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Always witty photos - highly amusing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was just there.

Did you check behind Subways in case they were still lurking there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just there.

Did you check behind Subways in case they were still lurking there?

He probably used "look who's near"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

It definitely gave me a chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just there.

You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!

(did you smile as you walked past?)

Mr ddc

It definitely gave me a chuckle.

Gave me a frickin heart attack....

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