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By *infullyNaughty OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines

Just wondering, has anyone here masturbating before at work? Would love to hear stories!

I did it today at the end of my lunch break. I went to the toilet and had a wank whilst watching porn on my phone. Had to make it quick though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone.... "

It's what screens were invented for

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I get hardons but too busy to wank

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By *infullyNaughty OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone.... "

Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....

Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p"

sounds soooo horny pmsl

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By *infullyNaughty OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....

Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p

sounds soooo horny pmsl"

Lol I'm planning on doing it again tomorrow. Considering filming it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....

Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p"

^^ I'm actually proper pissing myself at that...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I honestly can't imagine a location less conducive to achieving an orgasm than the toilets at my workplace

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Done it meny times, and getting paid as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly can't imagine a location less conducive to achieving an orgasm than the toilets at my workplace "

This

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I honestly can't imagine a location less conducive to achieving an orgasm than the toilets at my workplace

This "

Even when I'm working at home I can't imagine masturbating at work.

Is this one of the those fe/male differences thing?

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I am a professional tosser (of pancakes) so it's the last thing I want to do. But it's when I get home that I can then indulge in my hobbies of throwing bread to birds, making cocktails (hand shandies) and pocket billiards. And have a wank simultaneously

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

When I'm working it's the last thing on my mind if I'm honest.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

My job leaves me harassing the public in the street so probably not the best location. Although I do see some stunning ladies and wish they would stop and chat

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By *infullyNaughty OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines

I never think about masturbating when I'm working but I was on my break and started watch a porn so I decided to see if I can achieve the orgasm :D one of those things that I can tick off my bucket list (as weird as that sounds). I wouldn't imagine me doing it more than twice. It's not the best place to jerk off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few times. But only if I'm on double time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A few times. But only if I'm on double time. "

Does that mean you wank really fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.

Does that mean you wank really fast?

"

No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...

....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.

Does that mean you wank really fast?

No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...

.... "

I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.

Does that mean you wank really fast?

No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...

....

I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?

"

.."double time" is your pay structure....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ffs i can't think of anything less of a turn on. Sat on or aiming on a skid mark piss pot and that stench of piss because most bloke sprinkle at least a little tinkle somewhere that hand holding you little chap has touched na not for me dude but kudos to you dude if it floats ya floater

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.

Does that mean you wank really fast?

No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...

....

I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?

.."double time" is your pay structure.... "

I know... but it has another meaning too.

My verbal dexterity is wasted here.

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By *infullyNaughty OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"Ffs i can't think of anything less of a turn on. Sat on or aiming on a skid mark piss pot and that stench of piss because most bloke sprinkle at least a little tinkle somewhere that hand holding you little chap has touched na not for me dude but kudos to you dude if it floats ya floater "

The toilet was clean and is always maintained. If it was as bad as you described then I would have been too disgusted to do it. And plus, I wasn't focusing on the toilet whilst wanking, I was watching porn on my phone..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ffs i can't think of anything less of a turn on. Sat on or aiming on a skid mark piss pot and that stench of piss because most bloke sprinkle at least a little tinkle somewhere that hand holding you little chap has touched na not for me dude but kudos to you dude if it floats ya floater

The toilet was clean and is always maintained. If it was as bad as you described then I would have been too disgusted to do it. And plus, I wasn't focusing on the toilet whilst wanking, I was watching porn on my phone.. "

You've no need to explain your self to me mate you bang 1 off where ever you choose. You asked if anyone would do it and if they had a story you'd like to hear it. I simply answers your question and gave my resonance why I hadn't. If it's a thing for you mate you fill your boots. It just my idea of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often have work wanks.

My favourite is when toilets are full and I cum.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I often have work wanks.

My favourite is when toilets are full and I cum. "

That's my post of the day, I reckon. And barely 6am! Firmly lodged in the wank bank, ta very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a woman at work that enjoys watching me wank for her in storeroom, sometimes the door is ajar which adds to the excitement!

Especially if i'm playing with her moist pussy and fondling her puffy nipples!

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