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Bye bye Banjo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I snapped my banjo while perving on gapping assholes on fab !

What should I do ?

1) Seek for advice on fab

Or

2) Go to E&A

Or

3) Feel free to add any options you think that will suit best my needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*I was perving on my own profile*

Before anyone else say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a plaster you will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super glue. Or blutac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you went to A&E would you admit how you did it?

Just asking other fabbers what they did should work!

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

*duelling banjos plays*

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

Been there, done that lmfao you poor sod.

I put a bandage on it tell it stopped bleeding then let it heal on its own.

As a plus point mine looks sort of semi circumcised and doesn't have the ugly hat on

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub some butter on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss it better with a pat on the head. It works with injured kids, it should work for you

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Deep heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic sponge may work and have a lolly pop. It'll be better in no time

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Go to A&E...I nursed a guy who seriously damaged himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah phew.. for a moment there i thought Jordan Banjo had left the Im a Celeb Jungle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of frozen peas and no sex for at least a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did mine a while ago, suffered no pain at all... just avoided sex for a while..

Now looks like a roosters wattle, which is kind of cool, imo..

Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think one of the lovely ladies on here should go kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snapped my banjo while perving on gapping assholes on fab !

What should I do ?

1) Seek for advice on fab

Or

2) Go to E&A

Or

3) Feel free to add any options you think that will suit best my needs. "

Without any doubt at all you should pluck some of the hairs from your magnificent bush, plait them together and make a new banjo string. I feel a man like you is up to the task..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I did mine a while ago, suffered no pain at all... just avoided sex for a while..

Now looks like a roosters wattle, which is kind of cool, imo..

Harry "

i kind of wanna see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip your dinkle in vinegar immediately to makes sure the wound is clean.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Dip it in Nutella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to get it restrung by a professional. Lol Ouchie bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went during a rather energetic session, hurt but not enough to stop

It'll sort itself out in a couple of days

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Redhead should have had her braces off by now

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I don't have a banjo. Here is a violin

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

I did mine years ago, it bled a fair bit, but it does stop.

It'll be sore for a couple of days. Just make sure you keep it clean and it'll heal up nicely.

To be honest, I'm glad mine broke.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

chop your cock off, put it in a bag and give it to a friend to take to the hospital. they can then sort your banjo out. that way there is no embarrassment having to explain how it happened. hope this helps you out. xxx

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

Dip it in a very decent malt whisky, swirl it about to make sure the whole wound is cleaned, then to make absolutely sure, a zippo sparked up and cauterise it.. Should give you no problem at all,,,,,,,,once you eventually regain conciousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germolene new skin works a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all for your tips, my penis looks much better now haha

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

If it was a tenner banjo get a£5 one next time.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

it was the g-string then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*duelling banjos plays*"

Squeel like a pig boy

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