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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Got a problem here, my kitchen smells as if the fleet is in this morning, what works best in getting rid of the aroma of last nights smoked haddock and shrimp pie?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

candles, either scented or not. they burn off the smell in the air

or maybe something with bi-carb, thats a good deodouriser but not sure how it works with room smells

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Napalm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a problem here, my kitchen smells as if the fleet is in this morning, what works best in getting rid of the aroma of last nights smoked haddock and shrimp pie?

Dunno bout getting rid of the smell but whatever you do don't take any blind lesbians in there! She'll think all her b/days have come at once!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a problem here, my kitchen smells as if the fleet is in this morning, what works best in getting rid of the aroma of last nights smoked haddock and shrimp pie?

Do the shake n vac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Oi there are no fishy smells with this woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Oi there are no fishy smells with this woman....

Could be someone from Grimsby

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

Nope it was just a rumour I heard, they probably smell like sweets

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

Think he has a unsavoury taste in women everywhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

Think he has a unsavoury taste in women everywhere....

Yes I can't half pick them

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

Think he has a unsavoury taste in women everywhere....

Yes I can't half pick them

oo duelling pistols at dawn, can I offer my services as second?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have you had a naked woman sat in your sink ?

Thanks Kev, remind me to check out your verifications list, you obviously have a rather unsavoury taste in women from Grimsby

Think he has a unsavoury taste in women everywhere....

Yes I can't half pick them

I don't know what you are taling about

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*"

I am thick... but i don't get it.... waits for the omg she don't get it part

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*

I am thick... but i don't get it.... waits for the omg she don't get it part

Yeah me too. So did they find out what the fishy smell was in the end?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*

I am thick... but i don't get it.... waits for the omg she don't get it part

Yeah me too. So did they find out what the fishy smell was in the end?"

Thank god I am not the only one... haha xxxxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*

I am thick... but i don't get it.... waits for the omg she don't get it part

Yeah me too. So did they find out what the fishy smell was in the end?

Thank god I am not the only one... haha xxxxx"

Oh I think I have it. the silly parrots sat on the perch but didn't notice it was actually the fish called the Perch!

I don't believe those crazy parrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a perch is a fish........ and lemon juice will get rid of fishy smells, as does garlic and onions. have a good day everyone. x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ wishy

I didn't get the parrot joke either haha...do now.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This reminds me of a joke

2 parrots sitting on a perch ones says to the other can you smell fish?.....boom boom! *groan*

I am thick... but i don't get it.... waits for the omg she don't get it part

Yeah me too. So did they find out what the fishy smell was in the end?

Thank god I am not the only one... haha xxxxx

Oh I think I have it. the silly parrots sat on the perch but didn't notice it was actually the fish called the Perch!

I don't believe those crazy parrots

Thanks for that I can rest me head on that one now...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Burn a joss stick and hum a lot.

Seems to have got rid of the faint smell of decaying bodies in my lounge.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I worry about Invictus and his thoughts in his head ( unless he is telling the truth about the dead bodies in his lounge, in which case we might move as he may find out we live close to him

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I worry about Invictus and his thoughts in his head ( unless he is telling the truth about the dead bodies in his lounge, in which case we might move as he may find out we live close to him

He sounds a bit creepy I'd keep away from him if I were you.

... oi! Hang on!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I worry about Invictus and his thoughts in his head ( unless he is telling the truth about the dead bodies in his lounge, in which case we might move as he may find out we live close to him

Do you know what I was thinking the same thing...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I worry about Invictus and his thoughts in his head ( unless he is telling the truth about the dead bodies in his lounge, in which case we might move as he may find out we live close to him

He sounds a bit creepy I'd keep away from him if I were you.

... oi! Hang on!

cut up an onion and leave it sitting on a plate its said to soak up bad aromas

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I worry about Invictus and his thoughts in his head ( unless he is telling the truth about the dead bodies in his lounge, in which case we might move as he may find out we live close to him

He sounds a bit creepy I'd keep away from him if I were you.

... oi! Hang on!

cut up an onion and leave it sitting on a plate its said to soak up bad aromas

I'll try that, thanks.

If the local council were more flexible about what you can put in the brown bin it wouldn't be an issue.

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Burn a joss stick and hum a lot.

Seems to have got rid of the faint smell of decaying bodies in my lounge.

Incest _nvictus? you're certifiable!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Burn a joss stick and hum a lot.

Seems to have got rid of the faint smell of decaying bodies in my lounge.

Incest _nvictus? you're certifiable!

Incest? ffs. That's a step too far, my brothers an ugly fecker!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Burn a joss stick and hum a lot.

Seems to have got rid of the faint smell of decaying bodies in my lounge.

Incest _nvictus? you're certifiable!

Incest? ffs. That's a step too far, my brothers an ugly fecker!!!

We are all bros dude.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Burn a joss stick and hum a lot.

Seems to have got rid of the faint smell of decaying bodies in my lounge.

Incest _nvictus? you're certifiable!

Incest? ffs. That's a step too far, my brothers an ugly fecker!!!

We are all bros dude."

You've done him haven't you?!?!

Doctor I need a new sick bag!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"You've done him haven't you?!?!

Doctor I need a new sick bag!!

It was an emotional time, I just wanted human contact.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"You've done him haven't you?!?!

Doctor I need a new sick bag!!

It was an emotional time, I just wanted human contact.

Ah.... the time in the Vibratortrons pleasure cells has obviously scarred you more deeply than we had imagined.

We shall have vengeance upon them and their evil VWE Empire!!!

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

rejection rejection rejection, I can't handle rejection! Now you're brother whats his username?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"rejection rejection rejection, I can't handle rejection! Now you're brother whats his username?

He's called Deficio.

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"rejection rejection rejection, I can't handle rejection! Now you're brother whats his username?

He's called Deficio. "

Excellent! can I have extra toppings with that? Some ground beef and jalapino's? I like hot mincers!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had haddock last night as well. I keep the kitchen door closed and put a small bowl of water with vinegar in out. Dont know if it works much ive always done it and my house doesnt smell fishy today lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"rejection rejection rejection, I can't handle rejection! Now you're brother whats his username?

He's called Deficio.

Excellent! can I have extra toppings with that? Some ground beef and jalapino's? I like hot mincers!"

I need the mental floss again!!!

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