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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

You must be a baker cus you got some fantastic buns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

No?

Mind laying down while I have one?

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

I'm not Fred flintstone, but I could make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your number please? My mate wants to be able to get hold of me in the morning

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

My husband used to go up to a girl, and say "You're the hottest girl in here" and wander off.

He say play the odds. He found by approaching around ten girls like this and walking straight off, 1 in 10 would come and find him and start a conversation.

My husband was such a slut. It's why I love him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Do ya like chicken....well suck my cock it's foul

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