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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky! "Evening , how can I help x | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky! "It's still pissing it down where I'm working and I've got to go out in it in an hour. Roll on 6AM. Right now though, I'm warm and I have biscuits. | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
Evening , how can I help
x"I'm doing cross stich, an thinking u could put her name an her pets makes on each side of the box, I think some letters will be easy but not sure! Then I thought out some treats for her pets inside! | |||
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"Evening all hope you well  "better tonight, thanks | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
It's still pissing it down where I'm working and I've got to go out in it in an hour. Roll on 6AM.
Right now though, I'm warm and I have biscuits. "hugs wrap up warm! | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
Evening , how can I help
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I'm doing cross stich, an thinking u could put her name an her pets makes on each side of the box, I think some letters will be easy but not sure! Then I thought out some treats for her pets inside! "Sounds good ,think she would like that x | |||
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"Morning all.. Wide awake now after sleeping on trains "ah hugs, falling asleep thank goodness | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
Evening , how can I help
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I'm doing cross stich, an thinking u could put her name an her pets makes on each side of the box, I think some letters will be easy but not sure! Then I thought out some treats for her pets inside!
Sounds good ,think she would like that x"defently, as she is a craft person! Thanks | |||
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"Evening all "evening mrs | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
It's still pissing it down where I'm working and I've got to go out in it in an hour. Roll on 6AM.
Right now though, I'm warm and I have biscuits.
hugs wrap up warm! "Thanks Sweetie. | |||
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evening mrs "How are you? | |||
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"Evening all hope you well
better tonight, thanks "Glad to hear it | |||
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"Evening all how's the weather with u all stay safe those whom our working.... took me a couple of hours but started my next door neighbours present, might need some advice, but might be tricky!
It's still pissing it down where I'm working and I've got to go out in it in an hour. Roll on 6AM.
Right now though, I'm warm and I have biscuits.
hugs wrap up warm!
Thanks Sweetie. "anytime glad I don't av to go out | |||
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"Evening all hope you well
better tonight, thanks
Glad to hear it"me too... as busy day Wed an thur | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up "that's cruel lol, but each to there own? | |||
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"Evening all hope you well
better tonight, thanks
Glad to hear it
me too... as busy day Wed an thur "Bust week or so for me also this week. | |||
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"Evening all
evening mrs
How are you? "I'm ok hoping I get some sleep tonight! | |||
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"Evening all hope you well
better tonight, thanks
Glad to hear it
me too... as busy day Wed an thur
Bust week or so for me also this week. "that's good so tell | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up "Who says romance is dead, eh? | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up "You charmer!  .
Good evening OP. Good evening everybody. Hope you are all having a pleasant Saturday... Or is that Sunday?  xx | |||
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"Hola 
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys "So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten "ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up
You charmer! .
Good evening OP. Good evening everybody. Hope you are all having a pleasant Saturday... Or is that Sunday? xx"Sun now way past 1pm | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten "Awwww cute
I'm watching a movie because I napped for too long earlier, now I'm wide awake. | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns "I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac | |||
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"Roll on the 30th get five days off "Ye ages away! I need to get myself in a routine ain't happening.... mrs | |||
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"ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns "Same here, shift work really screws your sleeping pattern over  lol | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac "how can I just lie there I can't stand it when she cat jumps on me suddenly, as gives me tummy pain an I burp too | |||
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"So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac "Lol, same here, although we're chilling on the sofa instead of being in bed x | |||
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"ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
Same here, shift work really screws your sleeping pattern over lol"ah hugs..... | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac "My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac
My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir "Haha cats and wooden floors are an amusing mix, search for drifting cats on YouTube | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac
My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir "ah hugs, love watching my cat skid across the floor, so funny but hugs that the baby don't wake | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac
My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir
Haha cats and wooden floors are an amusing mix, search for drifting cats on YouTube "I'll take a look now . She's a little sod! Haha. I'm sure she does it on purpose | |||
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"Someone bring me pizza? Pweeese "Just made a round of cheese on toast, that's about as close as we can get x | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac
My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir
ah hugs, love watching my cat skid across the floor, so funny but hugs that the baby don't wake"Aww thank you lovely. Might have to close the door soon haha. | |||
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"Someone bring me pizza? Pweeese "Deep filled Meat feast? Sorry, someone was bound to say something along those lines, might as well be me | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up
that's cruel lol, but each to there own? "Lol - it's one of her favourite ways to wake up | |||
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"Just got home. Wife's in bed so playin a bit of GTA. Might stuff her mouth full of cock in a minute to wake her up
that's cruel lol, but each to there own?
Lol - it's one of her favourite ways to wake up "We can relate to that | |||
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"Someone bring me pizza? Pweeese
Just made a round of cheese on toast, that's about as close as we can get x"sounds good to me | |||
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"Hola
Hola yourself Missy
Hi guys
So, what's keeping you up tonight? We're up keeping tabs on our new kitten
ah new kitten no idea i av random sleeping patterns
I'm lying in bed with one of my cats purring contentedly on my chest while the other one is running around the house like a maniac
My cat is doing that too... Keep having to shoo her out of the bedroom, because she's sliding across the wood flooring, and making the baby stir
ah hugs, love watching my cat skid across the floor, so funny but hugs that the baby don't wake
Aww thank you lovely. Might have to close the door soon haha. "aw bless mine goes mad she hates being on her own | |||
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"I just microwaved a cheeseburger thing - think Rustlers type thing, but frozen - because I'm clearing out the freezer. I've eaten mainly cooked from scratch stuff for 2 or 3 weeks now and the smell of this burger was revolting. I couldn't eat it." ah hugs, I can't do ready meals any more rxcpt the ones I make! | |||
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"I just microwaved a cheeseburger thing - think Rustlers type thing, but frozen - because I'm clearing out the freezer. I've eaten mainly cooked from scratch stuff for 2 or 3 weeks now and the smell of this burger was revolting. I couldn't eat it. ah hugs, I can't do ready meals any more rxcpt the ones I make! "I hope I haven't now ruined pizza for myself too! | |||
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"I just microwaved a cheeseburger thing - think Rustlers type thing, but frozen - because I'm clearing out the freezer. I've eaten mainly cooked from scratch stuff for 2 or 3 weeks now and the smell of this burger was revolting. I couldn't eat it. ah hugs, I can't do ready meals any more rxcpt the ones I make!
I hope I haven't now ruined pizza for myself too!"Chief tester you need | |||
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"Someone bring me pizza? Pweeese
Just made a round of cheese on toast, that's about as close as we can get x"If you get two tortilla wraps, put spready cheese on on and put the other wrap on top, then add your sauce, cheese and toppings and grill it, its like the double decker pizza from dominos, but doesn't cost an arm and a leg | |||
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"Someone bring me pizza? Pweeese
Deep filled Meat feast?
Sorry, someone was bound to say something along those lines, might as well be me "Sounds good actually. Yes please | |||
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"I'm pretty sure I had a pizza like last week or something. It was a posh one that you put in the oven I picked off the tomatoes "Pizza sounds good right now. Had a lousy microwave meal on my lunch break. Will spend the rest of the shift stuffing biscuits. | |||
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"Right I'm off to sleep, the position of little spoon is currently vacant, any interested parties should submit their application via pm. I will be arranging interviews as and when mutual availability permits. Night all "Alas I'm too big to apply to be little spoon | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know? "Isn't it uncommonly foul outside? Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world | |||
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"I shall be going to bed soon to play the role of big starfish, as far as the cats will allow, anyway. The role of person squeezed in wherever they'll fit, around the cats and the starfish is open for applications "What are you on, lady? | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world "Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice "No, you missed it! It was magnificent! | |||
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"I shall be going to bed soon to play the role of big starfish, as far as the cats will allow, anyway. The role of person squeezed in wherever they'll fit, around the cats and the starfish is open for applications
What are you on, lady?
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
"You had to be dressed appropriately, which I was of course, with six layers and a sturdy brolly but I maintain that was a stunning exposition of nature. I enjoyed that | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
"We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately "Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it "I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed. If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever. | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it
I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed.
If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever. "Have warm bed and comely women upstairs. One step ahead, my friend. *taps nose* | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it
I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed.
If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever.
Have warm bed and comely women upstairs.
One step ahead, my friend.
*taps nose*"Is she happy to be described as "comely"? | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it
I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed.
If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever.
Have warm bed and comely women upstairs.
One step ahead, my friend.
*taps nose*
Is she happy to be described as "comely"?"She is...? That's not a bad thing | |||
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The advice I'd normally give other people who can't sleep is 'get off the bloody Internet then' so I think I'll try that novel approach ..
Unless anyone wants to spam my inbox with inappropriate mail and nudity (of the lady variety)..
No? Ah well, it was worth a try! | |||
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"Dunno about the weather, but it's nice n toastie under our duvet" Alright for some. If only. | |||
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"In bed but wide awake here..." Same here x | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it
I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed.
If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever.
Have warm bed and comely women upstairs.
One step ahead, my friend.
*taps nose*
Is she happy to be described as "comely"?
She is...?
That's not a bad thing "I fink he might have comely confused with homely or summat | |||
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"What a night! Hello Joe, whad'ya know?
Isn't it uncommonly foul outside?
Standing in the lashing rain... nights like that make me think about the unfolding of the world
Is it? Being people of good sense, we're curled up inside, sipping on Kraken and apple juice
No, you missed it! It was magnificent!
We did however, gorge upon some of the most banal TV to ever be produced. We're guilty of lazy imaginations tonight unfortunately
Oh, good lord. If you could have seen the world through my eyes you would have wept at the beauty of it
I was out in it just now at work and yes I suppose I can appreciate the primal energy of it all but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have rather been at home in my nice warm bed.
If any of you wonderful women here wanna pop round and get it warmed up for me for when I get home, I will love you forever.
Have warm bed and comely women upstairs.
One step ahead, my friend.
*taps nose*
Is she happy to be described as "comely"?
She is...?
That's not a bad thing
I fink he might have comely confused with homely or summat "I know what it means, it just came across as a little patronising or condescending. If she's happy.... | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice "All gone now! | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Did you take the tomatoes off "No I made my own with no tomatoes! Two tortilla wraps with bbq sauce between them, bbq sauce, cheese, ham and chicken on top, stick it in the oven for 10 mins, voila! | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now! "even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead. | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead. "Oooo now you chucked tarts into the mix, think I'd have gone with them | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead. "Liar! You had a little bit! | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Liar! You had a little bit! "Now now, no tiffs you two | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Liar! You had a little bit! "sorry..I had a wee bit of crust | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Oooo now you chucked tarts into the mix, think I'd have gone with them "those little jam numbers..lovely so they were.. There are more in the kitchen... | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Liar! You had a little bit!
Now now, no tiffs you two "we have our domestics on the forum it's fine..keeps the peace at home nicely | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Oooo now you chucked tarts into the mix, think I'd have gone with them
those little jam numbers..lovely so they were..
There are more in the kitchen... "Sweet toothed here (waistline to match) jam tarts are fookin ace | |||
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"I got my pizza!
Giz a slice
All gone now!
even I didn't get any..I had to make do with three tarts instead.
Oooo now you chucked tarts into the mix, think I'd have gone with them
those little jam numbers..lovely so they were..
There are more in the kitchen...
Sweet toothed here (waistline to match) jam tarts are fookin ace"aren't they just! I've had a bit of an eye for the sweet stuff of late, definitely getting a little winter padding now be right..It's bloody freezing and I'm a cozier big spoon now that's my 'angle' this winter.
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"I'm going for "I want fit blokes because I need a personal trainer. The fitter and more flexible I get, the more fun we both have" as an angle. I'm not expecting much in the way of results though!" one needs to at least try and why not have an angle?..If you don't reach for it and all that
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"I need to go on a diet. I'm too heavy for my poor shoulders! No more food!" new super crutches will help I hope
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"I need to go on a diet. I'm too heavy for my poor shoulders! No more food! new super crutches will help I hope
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