FabSwingers.com forum: How messy would it be if your "melons" exploded?

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just askin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just askin'."

well i keep mine in the fridge and had a half yesterday.

Very tasty to it was

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Just askin'.

well i keep mine in the fridge and had a half yesterday.

Very tasty to it was

bloody ninjas again. keep your eyes peeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just askin'."

This one must be for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just askin'.

This one must be for the ladies

Heck no... We gentlemen must unite to keep the melons of this world safe from spontaneous explosion...

Sacrifices shall be made to keep abreast of this problem at all times... The ladies need a hand...and I sir am ready to serve...

*salutes smartly... before being led quietly away...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would be the cause of the explosion?

*prays the answer isn't 'too much bouncing'*

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

IED's? Fuck will the tallyban stoop at nothing to kill our brave girls and boys?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm mildly concerned.

Does this strange affliction effect plumbs as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mildly concerned.

Does this strange affliction effect plumbs as well?

Hope not...

I did hear it did unfortunate things to cherrys...

Thankfully this is not a problem for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ones munching on my melons...

Im having it for me dinner

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"What would be the cause of the explosion?

*prays the answer isn't 'too much bouncing'*

injecting them with growth hormones would do the job....

it is one of those brilliant stories you wouldn't normally believe

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