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Coming right up don't forget there's nibbles on the bar fella "Oh no, pissy fingers rummaging through?! Gimme a bag of nuts instead | |||
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"Sex on the beach please  "Oh yes that's a girl one sweet sex on the beach coming right up | |||
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"Large wine please barman, chop chop "Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts. | |||
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"It's shit in here. You haven't cleaned your lines, you don't have a music licence and your toilets stink of piss. IM OFF. Tara." Don't forget to shut the door on your way out fella
Right now the trolls gone the next rounds on me to get rid of that bad smell he left in the air at his passing | |||
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Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts. "Ohhh yes please roasted I hope let's chat and perve | |||
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"Large wine please barman, chop chop "Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me
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Gimme a bag of nuts instead "Here catch I've got a lot of orders to get through | |||
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"Large wine please barman, chop chop
Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me
Chop chop bloody hell your really asking for it "Pushing my boundaries ohhh bubbles I get very horny off them | |||
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"Gin & Tonic please x " Here you go darling one large g and t its happy hour everyone's a large one during happy hour | |||
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"I'll have a brandy cocoa please. " A large brandy and coming right up you want ice in that darling . Have you heard about brandy its know as randy brandy in my neck of the woods for good reason | |||
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"Gin & Tonic please x Here you go darling one large g and t its happy hour everyone's a large one during happy hour "Ohhhh awesome, thank you | |||
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"Large wine please barman, chop chop
Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts.
Ohhh yes please roasted I hope let's chat and perve "Well, lets have a look at the talent around here - you pick me one and I'll pick you one, you flutter your eyes at them and show ''em some leg and I'll do my wicked grin.... And if you spill your drink on me jeans, they'll have to come off. | |||
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"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect? " Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect | |||
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"Okay then. I'll just sneak out the back way "Aww don't leave sweetcheeks | |||
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"Southern comfort and please...fresh lime. X" Coming right up darling may I just you join lady D and Steve there a nice and friendly plus lady D is a looker ur sorry I mean a Lurker | |||
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"I'm a lurker... Well maybe not, but I am thirsty. Does that count OP? "Yippee your here pull and a stool darling and what would you like to drink xxx | |||
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"Sailor jerry spiced and please bar keep" Coming right up fella haven't we met before ...? | |||
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"Sailor jerry spiced and please bar keep Coming right up fella haven't we met before ...? "Cheers buddy I believe we have | |||
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"Large wine please barman, chop chop
Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me
Chop chop bloody hell your really asking for it
Pushing my boundaries ohhh bubbles I get very horny off them "I love it when a plan comes together | |||
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"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please " Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy | |||
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"Pink sambuka shots. Line 'em up, it's been one of those days. " 12 shots along the bar a dare you get through all and the rest of your drinks for the night are on the house darling | |||
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"Vodka lemonade and a black sambucca please "Coming right up for the girl with the luscious lips | |||
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"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy "have a drink yourself lovely x | |||
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"Please may I have a Botanist Gin and Tonic with a wedge of pink grapefruit x" Coming right up sweet cheeks | |||
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Oh no you don't come back here and have a large scotch on me "I'd prefer it in a glass if that's alright. Can I have some rum instead? | |||
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"Any chance I can just get a ? " Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..? | |||
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"Glass of red please " Here darling take the bottle and pull up chair its happy hour so make the most of it is what I say have you met Steve fun lover lady d shining angle there a lovey social bunch just like everyone I here | |||
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"Glass of red please Here darling take the bottle and pull up chair its happy hour so make the most of it is what I say have you met Steve fun lover lady d shining angle there a lovey social bunch just like everyone I here "Thank you | |||
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"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy
have a drink yourself lovely x"Ah thanks darling all this running around serving and saying hello has made me rather thirsty I'm having a lager shandy thanks me lovely | |||
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I'd prefer it in a glass if that's alright. Can I have some rum instead? "Of coarse you can fella one large rum on the house coming right up | |||
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"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect? Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect "In that case then I'll have Honey JD with crushed ice and a maraschino cherry. | |||
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"Vodka, lime and soda please?" One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely | |||
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"Hendricks and tonic please, with a a sprig of rosemary "Park that lovely behind in a chair darling and I'll be over with your drink in a jiffy | |||
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"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect? Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect
In that case then I'll have Honey JD with crushed ice and a maraschino cherry.
"Coming right up that's a lovely rump your got there why not park it on a bar stool while I get you your drink darling | |||
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"Vodka, lime and soda please? One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely "Please- make it a double Trouble, been a rough week! | |||
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"Can I please just have a please to much _oddy last night (Kat) xx"Coming right up I owe your hubby a couple of pints and full English with chips so park that lovey rump at a table and I will be over with your order quicker than a bat out of hell | |||
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"Vodka, lime and soda please? One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely
Please- make it a double Trouble, been a rough week!"Rough week I hate hem myself so as a pick me up the first triples on the house | |||
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"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx" I'm on duty you naughty kat  so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat | |||
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"Can I please just have a please to much _oddy last night (Kat) xx
Coming right up I owe your hubby a couple of pints and full English with chips so park that lovey rump at a table and I will be over with your order quicker than a bat out of hell "Why thank you lovely (kat)xx | |||
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"L.I.I.T please "One Long Island Iced Tea coming right up darling and yes I had to Google it you naughty girl this isn't my day job you know its a part time social thing for me | |||
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"Any chance I can just get a ? Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..? "Yes please | |||
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"Porn star please " Bloody hell one minute while I Google the recipe. . Sorry about the delay finally found it after page after page of porn .yes I'm bloody blushing thanks to you | |||
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"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat "I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx | |||
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"Any chance I can just get a ? Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..?
Yes please "Right now you have your drink do tell do you fancy lock in later ...? if so pass the word discreetly that come closing time I'm locking the doors for a al night can you keep up it party | |||
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"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx"I'm having a lock in come closing time for a al night can you keep it up party you and hubby are invited darling so I can finally get to see how naughty you really are | |||
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"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx
I'm having a lock in come closing time for a al night can you keep it up party you and hubby are invited darling so I can finally get to see how naughty you really are "well thankyou for your invite xx | |||
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"Back in and hoping for quicker service. Chop chop bar keep!! "That's it your going on the naughty stool because you haven't placed a order yet so sit there and tell me what do you want to drink little miss naughty | |||
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"*shyly says hello *" Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely | |||
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"Please my I order a Bombay sapphire gin with slim line tonic , ice and a slice of lime and take ur own barman x "Coming right my lovely i will have a lager shandy as I've got a demanding crowd in here tonight and I'm run off my feet because like the kind hearted idiot I am I've extended happy hour because there a lovely bunch really just a bit demanding is all | |||
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"A bit of liver with fava beans and a nice chianti" OK Hannibal but no one is dieing on my watch unless its from to much pleasure | |||
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"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start "You want nuts to go with that | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo "Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella "Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
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Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers"May in join you with my tap water?  | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
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Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
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Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers"Your welcome fella | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella
Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers
May in join you with my tap water?
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Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella
Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers
May in join you with my tap water?
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Tape water I can do better than that one spring water with ice and a sprig of lemon coming right up
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"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start
You want nuts to go with that
I didn't know you cared "Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face | |||
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"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo
Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella
Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers
May in join you with my tap water?
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Tape water I can do better than that one spring water with ice and a sprig of lemon coming right up
Awww thank you handsome. You are too kind to me "Your worth it darling | |||
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"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start
You want nuts to go with that
I didn't know you cared
Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face "Nice nuts thanks | |||
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"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start
You want nuts to go with that
I didn't know you cared
Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face
Nice nuts thanks"Your welcome fella | |||
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Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
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"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx"Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single "Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe | |||
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"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx
Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me "Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx | |||
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"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx
Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx"Good night darling catch you around sexy xxx | |||
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"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx
Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx
Good night darling catch you around sexy xxx"Mwahhhhh xx | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe "Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka) I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter* | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*"There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time | |||
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"*shyly says hello * Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely "Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me . | |||
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"*shyly says hello * Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely
Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me . "Yippee your back great profile darling lovely pictures to pull a chair up and mingle while I get your drink . I will keep a eye out for you in future and so will most of the lovely ladies in here when they check out your great profile xxxx | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time "I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman | |||
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very kind words I hope to find luck on here xD I found your Dom story BTW very good story teller | |||
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"*shyly says hello * Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely
Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me . "Welcome to the forum | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time
I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman"Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me . She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot | |||
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"Pokes me head in for a minute. Hey people " Hey | |||
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"Sloe comfortable screw for me please. " Coming right up but on the naughty chair with you first for being so bloody hot and mentioning the word screw in my company . You no screw is one of my oh my god i must play words | |||
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" Thank you I shall do very kind words I hope to find luck on here xD I found your Dom story BTW very good story teller "Why thank you my dear that's a true tail you know she broke my heart I will be adding to that in the future xxxx | |||
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"Pokes me head in for a minute. Hey people " Get in here and pull up a chair what's in going to be to drink fella | |||
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"A large dry white wine please.....and one for you! "Why thank you you really are a nice couple I've not seen you pair about before so have the bottle on me find a table and mingle . I'm having another lager shandy thank you my dears bottoms up | |||
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"Whats going on ere then,dont mind me im just lurking" Pull up a chair fella what can I get you to drink | |||
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"JD & Coke please. " Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..? | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time
I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman
Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .
She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot "No, I haven't. . but WOW  . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw | |||
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"I'm an occasional lurker. And I'll have a V&T please! "Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon . | |||
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Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon . "A triple?? Anyone would think you were trying to lower my inhibitions! Always ice and a lime wedge would put a smile on my face. Thanks for the intro. | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time
I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman
Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .
She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot
No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw"You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe | |||
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"one of your specials please barman and a nibble of you " Coming right up darling pull a chair up give us a quick kiss on the cheek as we don't want to put a show in just yet | |||
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"JD & Coke please. Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..? "No ice thanks. How are you tonight? | |||
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Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon .
A triple?? Anyone would think you were trying to lower my inhibitions! Always ice and a lime wedge would put a smile on my face. Thanks for the intro. "Your welcome my lovely yes I want to lower your inhibitions just enough to get you to open up to everyone as I find that helps with whole making friends process after all we are all here to make friends well that the idea | |||
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"JD & Coke please. Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?
No ice thanks.
How are you tonight? "Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am . But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to | |||
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"Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need.. "Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you | |||
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"Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need..
Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you "Thank you fine bartender gent . Much appreciated... | |||
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"Asbach and please " Grab a chair fella you want ice in that not seen you around much so its a triple on the house | |||
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"JD & Coke please. Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?
No ice thanks.
How are you tonight?
Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .
But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to "Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she? On my last night shift before my week off. | |||
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Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you
Thank you fine bartender gent . Much appreciated... "Your welcome fella mingle freely there a lovely bunch in here they really are | |||
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"JD & Coke please. Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?
No ice thanks.
How are you tonight?
Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .
But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to
Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she?
On my last night shift before my week off. "Lovely genuine girl heart of gold with some great interesting friends as friendly as she is | |||
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"Spiced Rum and Coke please pal no ice! " Coming right up fella pull up a chair mingle politely we had had some right stunners in here tonight some lovely polite gents to | |||
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"JD & Coke please. Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?
No ice thanks.
How are you tonight?
Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .
But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to
Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she?
On my last night shift before my week off.
Lovely genuine girl heart of gold with some great interesting friends as friendly as she is "Will have to work my charms on her and see if I can get an invite to next year's then. | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time
I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman
Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .
She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot
No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw
You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe "Of course kind sir. I wouldn't dream of ruining your good reputation. .. being a lurker, I'm just gonna write on this napkin & slink back into the shadows (I think she's left) Another double please sir  | |||
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"I don't lurk, I flaunt " I don't lurk either. If I'm here everyone knows it. | |||
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"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place
Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)
Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single
Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe
Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)
I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*
There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time
I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman
Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .
She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot
No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw
You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe
Of course kind sir. I wouldn't dream of ruining your good reputation. .. being a lurker, I'm just gonna write on this napkin & slink back into the shadows (I think she's left) Another double please sir " | |||
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"I don't lurk, I flaunt " Yippee some old hands turn up after I passed out from lack off sleep your always welcome in here you know and I managed to get a few newbies to say hello so it was a good fun night had by all I hope | |||
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"I don't lurk, I flaunt I don't lurk either. If I'm here everyone knows it." Yes we do my lovely sadly you arrive after I had passed out so poor old me didn't get to serve you a drink | |||
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"*shyly says hello * Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely
Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me .
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"Am i a lurker Define lurker Hmmm maybe not "phew there you are just jo who locked you in the celler your frozen grabs the brandy | |||
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"Am i a lurker Define lurker Hmmm maybe not "your no lurker a naughty looker defiantly .xxx how are you jo on this dreary Monday | |||
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"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x "coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night | |||
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"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x
coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night "Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x | |||
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"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x
coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night
Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x ". He makes a very nice bacon and egg sarnie (Kat) xx | |||
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"Am i a lurker Define lurker Hmmm maybe not
your no lurker a naughty looker defiantly .xxx
how are you jo on this dreary Monday "Hello there ..sorry just saw ...blowing gales and brrrrrrrr here | |||
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"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x
coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night
Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x "as kat said I'm a dab hand at bacon sandwiches .I also make a mean lasagne and make a rather divine lamb or beef casserole | |||
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