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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might do. However the 3rd degree burns might send it back from whence it came!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

Murderer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

Murderer!"

I'm am the salvation,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"

Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?

Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers "
and now it's crispy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?

Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers "

yeah but to be sure they are not just stunned.......its best too flame thrower the little bastards as well.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

relative size most likely no?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design."

Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay away from the light, Carrie Ann"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"

No it wouldnt, you've been mislead by TV, defibrillulators, to give them their correct name, doesn't restart a heart it stops them. It's used on people who are suffering from a heart that isn't beating correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.

Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......

lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not only does it resuscitate them, they actually take on superpowers. Beware !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.

Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......

lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect

Even in a gang attack they are no match for me and my flame thrower ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......

pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.

Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......

lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect

Even in a gang attack they are no match for me and my flame thrower ......

gangbanged by flies...disgusting

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

It comes back to life, flies round and accelerates at ever increasing speed towards your head, knocking you flying onto the floor.

As it does so, you hear it's tiny yet irate fly voice say "Stop asking such inane questions!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?

Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers

yeah but to be sure they are not just stunned.......its best too flame thrower the little bastards as well.......

I like your style

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)

Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)

Sorry, what was the question?

The answer is definitely yes

Or no

Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.

I think that's clear enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)

Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)

Sorry, what was the question?

The answer is definitely yes

Or no

Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.

I think that's clear enough

This made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)

Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)

Sorry, what was the question?

The answer is definitely yes

Or no

Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.

I think that's clear enough

No how can it. Flies only eat currents when they are alive, so how can the current from the zapper get into the fly to save it?

Also, flies don't wear trousers, so don't need a belt, that won't help either.

So the fly will stay flying around, but dead. Obvs.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Of course the real answer is ( like the fucking plane) the question is illogical as insects don't have hearts ( they don't have a circulatory system),

So the fly can't have a heart attack.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol"

No, but what will be the last thing to go through its mind?

Its arse

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol"

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Fuck.

Beat me to it...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse""

I like it

Oh hold on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse""
lol that's got me chuckling

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"

no fella the fly now gets cooked because that's what they do they instantly cook the insect from the inside out as far as I know . only good thing is the fly doesn't feel the instant pain of being cooked alive .

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling "

Bollocks, mine was funnier

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling

Bollocks, mine was funnier

But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"

No cos a defibrillator stops the heart then shocks it back to a normal rate

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation."

See my answer above.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation."

I've feeling he, knows it wont really, it was a bit of fun.

Since the fly virtually explodes, makes it a short lived recovery anyway

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q, What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child."

Bob.....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child"

Yes.......

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The devices I see usually have the flies stuck on to them, so whilst in a nanosecond the fly might be resuscitated - and that's an enormous might - if it remained stuck on to the electricity pumping wires, it's just going to cook the thing. Flies have somewhat different circulatory systems to humans, not having the closed type system, with a heart pumping the equivalent of blood through a network of pipes - it's an open system, that circulates their fluids are pumped throughout their tissues. What causes their hearts to pump, I don't remember from my old biology classes but it's likely that a basic pacemaker ability exists in components of the much simpler heart elements that insects have, compared to humans. Whether a huge surge of electrical current from the wires would restart the pacemaker, is another matter

The action potential that's requiredd, in order to get those dainty little nuisances' hearts beating, is probably miniscule compared to those machines.

If you like cooked insects, then there's free food.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Q, What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

But can a fly have a bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q, What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

But can a fly have a bird?"

Yes with a flame thrower ....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling

Bollocks, mine was funnier

But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine."

So was I, that's why mine didn't take off

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Better is:

" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"

" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling

Bollocks, mine was funnier

But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine.

So was I, that's why mine didn't take off

But I was facing backwards and on roller skates

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ? "

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

Middle name is Bob though...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What"

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

Middle name is Bob though...

Is he your mother's brother?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

Middle name is Bob though...

Ah, it's called Yes Bob Hurrah. Simple when you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?"

No. he is not called Yes

Or Hurrah

What is the child's name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man has 5 children

The first four are called

January

February

March and

April.

What is the name of the fifth child.

Bob.....

No:

What is the name of the fith child

Yes.......

Hurrah!

Middle name is Bob though...

Is he your mother's brother?"

What .... Bobs a girl !

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

No. he is not called Yes

Or Hurrah

What is the child's name.

Bob?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

No. he is not called Yes

Or Hurrah

What is the child's name.

Bob?"

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175...."
I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?

What

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

No. he is not called Yes

Or Hurrah

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

Wot watt what....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation.

I've feeling he, knows it wont really, it was a bit of fun.

Since the fly virtually explodes, makes it a short lived recovery anyway

hhahah

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

Not an approved name in France

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?"

Hurrah!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

Not an approved name in France

Pas du tout!

Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?

Hurrah!

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?

Hurrah!

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

I know; the child is called What.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

I know; the child is called What."

Sorry, I know. I was trying the ignorance is bliss thing for a bit

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?

Hurrah!

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

I know; the child is called What."

So you go up to the kid and say

"What is your name "

And the kid says

"Yes"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

I know; the child is called What.

Sorry, I know. I was trying the ignorance is bliss thing for a bit

Well it's almost as funny as the fucking aeroplane and conveyor belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the child's name.

Bob?

I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......

What?

Hurrah!

You've already said it's not Hurrah!

I know; the child is called What.

So you go up to the kid and say

"What is your name "

And the kid says

"Yes"

I may have the answer.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"

if you take a fly and submerge it in water until it drowns (this takes a while) and then once the fly is dead put it on top of a pile of salt and then cover with more salt (basically Bury it in lots of salt) the salt will dry the fly and bring it back to life I shit you not.

I didn't believe it but I tried it and it works..have shown a few people now. It's an odd trick but a good one (though probably not for the fly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor blimey. When did you guys become biologists?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cor blimey. When did you guys become biologists?

everyones an expert here...you should know that pops

welcome back btw

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Physics, Biology, we know everything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol"

Er,no,if the fly and the truck were the same mass travelling at the same velocity perhaps but in this case...,fly +truck =tiny, tiny pancake!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Physics, Biology, we know everything...."

I think this one comes under pathology??

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Physics, Biology, we know everything....

I think this one comes under pathology??

Its on a road, not a path - dumbass

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol

Er,no,if the fly and the truck were the same mass travelling at the same velocity perhaps but in this case...,fly +truck =tiny, tiny pancake!

this..

think the technical term is the fly is fecked..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a biologist or a physicist... but I can tell you that...

No the zapper wouldn't act as a defib as the watts/amps are too high. A defib has less than 0.1 amps going through it but 330 joules of energy.

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over a year ago

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

Not an approved name in France

Pas du tout!

Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well"

But it sounds so much sexier

A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Physics, Biology, we know everything....

I think this one comes under pathology??

Its on a road, not a path - dumbass

I got an ology!!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

Not an approved name in France

Pas du tout!

Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well

But it sounds so much sexier

A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck "

Always happy to hear the ladies giggle

Yes, but those french numbers are set up to confound us . 75 - sixty fifteen? 99 - four twenties ten nine ?

damn them and their sweet talking ways

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Physics, Biology, we know everything....

I think this one comes under pathology??

Its on a road, not a path - dumbass

I got an ology!!

Oooooh fancy !

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?

This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175

It's possible though

Not an approved name in France

Pas du tout!

Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well

But it sounds so much sexier

A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck

Always happy to hear the ladies giggle

Yes, but those french numbers are set up to confound us . 75 - sixty fifteen? 99 - four twenties ten nine ?

damn them and their sweet talking ways

Yes.....

English; "ninety, eight"

German "ninety and eight"

French; " four times twenty and ten and eight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bobs called what...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.

Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?

I didn't believe it but I tried it and it works..have shown a few people now. It's an odd trick but a good one (though probably not for the fly)"

Your party piece is drowning flies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it not fry the fly or am i thinking of one of those electric bats when you press the button and it goes bzzzzzzzzzz and fries

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