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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok people

Due to my left eye being cockeyed to the left and my right one staring to the ceiling I need a specific type of woman.

She needs to be between 5ft4 and 5ft 6 and no shorter than 3ft 7 whilst on her knees. Her face cannot be wider than two horizontal cans of Heinz baked beans otherwise my periferal vision is fucked.

Oh and she must have a massive chest ( I won't take anything smaller than an A cup) and amazing personality

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

imagine if your left eye was cocked to the right ...... you'd be right up shit street.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Brave. Or maybe foolish...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brave. Or maybe foolish...? "

Or just downright funny, as was Granny C's comment, I am wiping coffee off my laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only find one can of beans...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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