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The best mis heard song lyrics !!

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By *enegade Master OP Man
over a year ago

warrington

Just heard Paul Young's

"Every time you go away" on the radio at work.

It always sounds like he's singing

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you"

Got me wondering if anyone else has classics like this ?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

'still think that Captain Sensible uses the C word in the slow section of his cover of Happy Talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the queue in a really busy Asda one Saturday and my 10 year old daughter was singing along to Bruno Mars "is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice....."

Except what came out of her lips was "Is it the look in your eyes, or is it those dancing Jews....."

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By *iccii69Man
over a year ago

Surrey

Whenever I hear the Enrique Iglesiais song, I always think he's singing ''let me lick your ear hole baby''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sting

I'm an alien, I'm a little alien, I'm an Englishman in New York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

Robert Palmer

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'I'm only farting carrots I'm farting carrots'

The start of Selena Gomez's good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Simon Gracelands

The way she brushed her hair and farted

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sister sledge we are family gonna staple the vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chasing cavemen instead of pavements, Adele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm only farting carrots I'm farting carrots'

The start of Selena Gomez's good for you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought at the end of Summer of '69 he sings "Me and my baby in a 69"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

Robert Palmer"
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He's been peeing in the river been peeing in the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All wrapped up in chains all wrapped up in chains, I can't have it you can't have I've come to receive my rewards

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Always thought at the end of Summer of '69 he sings "Me and my baby in a 69"

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I think he does but it's referring to a car, as in the car's age. Could be wrong though.

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

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That classic rendition of " Ken Lee." has me in stitches.

If you haven't had the pleasure of listening to it. PLEASE, PLEASE do yourself a favour & watch this classic rendition x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

...When I saw you last night at Tesco's....

Abba, super trouper

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And my personal fav, misheard by my daughter:

"The only boy who could ever reach me, was the son of a pizza man."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my personal fav, misheard by my daughter:

"The only boy who could ever reach me, was the son of a pizza man."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always thought at the end of Summer of '69 he sings "Me and my baby in a 69"

I think he does but it's referring to a car, as in the car's age. Could be wrong though."

It's only my filthy mind that's imagining something other than a car then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought Shania Twain said

"I can't believe u kiss your cock at night"

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Always thought at the end of Summer of '69 he sings "Me and my baby in a 69"

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If you see him live - he does!

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Richard and Judy's daughter (from This Morning fame) was insistent the Take That song was "Wash your back for good"

Years later it still makes me

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By *rey NomadMan
over a year ago

Calne

Nelly fitardo

Hung like a bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crystal Waters song Gypsy Woman... ....sing cheese omlette instead of she's homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine always used to sing "Jesus of Nazareth pushed his way inside" to Slipknot's duality. And also "tied to machines that make me pee" to Metallica's one.

Ess

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

"sister sledge we are family gonna staple the vicar "

A la the hilarious Peter Kay sketch....

So funny.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

-Jimi Hendrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Police - So Lonely

Nearly died when my mate sat beside me on a drive up North and genuinely sang: "Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, I feel Sue Lawley."

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

-Jimi Hendrix "

Beat me to it...was about to post that one....

...have a book of them somewhere must dig it out as there are some corkers in there...the one that's always stuck with me though was a playground debate when The Jam released their new single and we couldn't decide if it was "Eating Trifles", "E-10 Rifles" or various other combinations on the same theme!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"The Police - So Lonely

Nearly died when my mate sat beside me on a drive up North and genuinely sang: "Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, I feel Sue Lawley.""

My Mum heard that being played and asked why they were singing about "salami"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

-Jimi Hendrix

Beat me to it...was about to post that one....

...have a book of them somewhere must dig it out as there are some corkers in there...the one that's always stuck with me though was a playground debate when The Jam released their new single and we couldn't decide if it was "Eating Trifles", "E-10 Rifles" or various other combinations on the same theme!!"

Until very recently I thought it was 'eat your rifles'

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

""Sweet dreams are made of cheese"

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Who am I to diss a Brie?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Near

Far

Wherever you are

I believe that the hot dogs go on.

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Try YouTube Peter Kay miss heard song lyrics it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kenny Rogers - Lucille

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,

4 hungry children and a crop in the field" becomes

"400 children and a crop ...." no wonder she left him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The theme song to Family guy when Stewie sings laugh and cry - it still sounds like Effing cry to me.

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By *ackoman71Man
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

""Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

Robert Palmer"

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