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"Ketchup! Can you stick a fried egg and a sausage in mine too though please? "ok fella coming right up your greedy sod you want a tea or coffee with that order | |||
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"Just bacon, no condiments for me please. But a fried egg (runny yolk) with the bacon...now you're talking... And a mug of tea please x "ok on its way you want your egg sunnyside up with the yoke broken or unbroken sugar in the tea xx | |||
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"Just bacon, no condiments for me please. But a fried egg (runny yolk) with the bacon...now you're talking... And a mug of tea please x
ok on its way you want your egg sunnyside up with the yoke broken or unbroken sugar in the tea xx"Broken yolk, no sugar but strong please | |||
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"No cheese on my bacon ta and ketchup, none of that brown muck!" coming right up you want tea or coffee sugar in the tea or coffee to go with that simple order white or brown bread darling | |||
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"Awwww no....wish I hadn't read this, im on a healthy eating plan and bacon sarnies aren't allowed !! I so NEED one now. Enjoy OP." heavy eating plan be dammed what life with out the odd treat day come on have a nice baron sandwich I'm sure you've earned a treat | |||
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"Bacon with ketchup for me please. Mrs SnT " coming right up you want a tea or coffee to go with that my dear xx | |||
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"I have just had one, but had mushrooms in it. But if I have a bacon sarnie without mushrooms,it has to be with brown sauce . "girl after my own heart | |||
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"Cheese mustard and a poached egg yummy...might just do one of those myself this morning have a couple of bacon slices left in the fridge..... "go for it darling you cant beat a bacon butty for breakfast unless your going for a full fry up | |||
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"Awwww no....wish I hadn't read this, im on a healthy eating plan and bacon sarnies aren't allowed !! I so NEED one now. Enjoy OP. heavy eating plan be dammed what life with out the odd treat day come on have a nice baron sandwich I'm sure you've earned a treat "I've been naughty abd had too many treats recently  | |||
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I'd like bacon and buttered white crusty bread please - no sauce
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"Working in a truck stop I get some weird orders xx" bet you do then lorry drivers can be a cheeky lot or so I've heard | |||
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"Just butter with bacon , brown sauce for sausages "coming right up fella | |||
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"Has anyone seen the bacon wrapped cheesy egg sandwich going around on devilbook omg that is food porn!!!! " no but I'm going to check it out now you have mentioned it | |||
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A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
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"Just bacon, no condiments for me please. But a fried egg (runny yolk) with the bacon...now you're talking... And a mug of tea please x
ok on its way you want your egg sunnyside up with the yoke broken or unbroken sugar in the tea xx
Broken yolk, no sugar but strong please "coming right up missy don't forget to ask for more as I love a girl with a heavy appetite for life's guilty pleasures  | |||
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"Bacon and HP Done." coming right up fella enjoy | |||
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"Fried egg, bacon and black pudding with ketchup please. Plenty of milk in the tea and one sugar.... Mmmm. ... now I really want " coming right up take a seat it will be here in a minute busy day in here today | |||
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"Fried egg, bacon and black pudding with ketchup please. Plenty of milk in the tea and one sugar.... Mmmm. ... now I really want coming right up take a seat it will be here in a minute busy day in here today "Excuse me! Waiter! I'm not paying for mine, there's a pube in it! | |||
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"Ooh a blt for me. Mayo, rocket, bacon, sliced cherry toms and black pepper. Yum!" coming right up do you want a tea or coffee to go with that BLT | |||
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"Mmm...nice .!... I change from brown sauce to ketchup and occasionally with an egg too x" nice | |||
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"Fried egg, bacon and black pudding with ketchup please. Plenty of milk in the tea and one sugar.... Mmmm. ... now I really want coming right up take a seat it will be here in a minute busy day in here today
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"Awwww no....wish I hadn't read this, im on a healthy eating plan and bacon sarnies aren't allowed !! I so NEED one now. Enjoy OP. heavy eating plan be dammed what life with out the odd treat day come on have a nice baron sandwich I'm sure you've earned a treat
I've been naughty abd had too many treats recently "oh dear you bad bad girl maybe next time | |||
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"Stop it - I'm starving and trying to be healthy
I'd like bacon and buttered white crusty bread please - no sauce
But what I'm having is porridge rubbish!"Noooo i want to do you a bacon butty plenty of butter so I can see you lick those delectable lips of yours as the butter spills over then   | |||
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"Bacon, grated cheddar, HP Sauce on granary. Or... Fried egg, black pudding, HP Sauce on a soft white bap. With a mug of tea! "coming right up darling love the view by the way | |||
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"Damn you all! I was going to have granola n fat free yoghurt with fresh strawberries and blueberries but now I need bacon! Oh and no sauce cos I like to taste my bacon." you've come to the right place darling pull a chair up while I do you a lovely indulging bacon butty | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad "bloody hell that will make my rug more of a rug | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
Some ladies like to run their fingers through the hair my friend lol
bloody hell that will make my rug more of a rug " | |||
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"Bacon wrap with ketchup and mayo. Try it before you go "go I'm going nowhere until I'm out of baron | |||
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"Ooh a blt for me. Mayo, rocket, bacon, sliced cherry toms and black pepper. Yum! coming right up do you want a tea or coffee to go with that BLT "Ooh tea please, nice and strong, just a splash of milk | |||
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"Fried egg, bacon and black pudding with ketchup please. Plenty of milk in the tea and one sugar.... Mmmm. ... now I really want coming right up take a seat it will be here in a minute busy day in here today
Excuse me! Waiter! I'm not paying for mine, there's a pube in it! "there always one looking for a free meal next your being saying waiter there's a fly in my soup | |||
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"brown sauce . red sauce . or mustard . I'm about to have a lovely cheese and bacon sandwich with daddys sauce nun of that hp rubbish for me . who wants one and what condiment do you want with yours . john the bacon butty chefs in the house so roll up and place your orders boys and girls plus the kettles on to "I'll have a butty brown sauce on mine and 3 sugars in a big mug of tea | |||
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"Bltm" is that a order for one bacon lettuce tomato mushroom darling don't want to mess up your order it may ruin my chances down the line | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad "But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars | |||
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"Ooh a blt for me. Mayo, rocket, bacon, sliced cherry toms and black pepper. Yum! coming right up do you want a tea or coffee to go with that BLT
Ooh tea please, nice and strong, just a splash of milk "coming right up | |||
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"Omg that sounds like actual heaven right now. Could I have mine with a dead egg and tomato sauce. A nice strong proper coffee wouldn't go amiss either. Thanks "you my darling can have a double helping on the house | |||
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"Just bacon and bread. The end "coming right up | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars "on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time | |||
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"Omg that sounds like actual heaven right now. Could I have mine with a dead egg and tomato sauce. A nice strong proper coffee wouldn't go amiss either. Thanks
you my darling can have a double helping on the house "That is good to know, I'm positively ravenous this morning | |||
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"Bltm is that a order for one bacon lettuce tomato mushroom darling don't want to mess up your order it may ruin my chances down the line "Bacon Lettuce Tomatoes MAYO | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time "Sounds good *parks bum and waits | |||
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"Omg that sounds like actual heaven right now. Could I have mine with a dead egg and tomato sauce. A nice strong proper coffee wouldn't go amiss either. Thanks
you my darling can have a double helping on the house
That is good to know, I'm positively ravenous this morning "oooh I love a girl with a heavy appetite for lifes guilty pleasures it bring out the devil in me | |||
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"Bltm is that a order for one bacon lettuce tomato mushroom darling don't want to mess up your order it may ruin my chances down the line
Bacon
Lettuce
Tomatoes
MAYO "good job i checked coming right up no charge for keeping you waiting that's was very naughty of me | |||
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"No cheese on my bacon ta and ketchup, none of that brown muck! coming right up you want tea or coffee sugar in the tea or coffee to go with that simple order white or brown bread darling "White bread if it's artisan, otherwise brown and tea please, builders (strong) no sugar xx | |||
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"I love bacon and cheese occasionally. Especially an apple smoked cheese. Normally though I'd just go for the tomato sauce. " coming right up darling I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge . #hold this champagne flute darling while I fill it up because after the couple of weeks you have a had. I think a champagne and baron butty breakfast is in order don't you | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits "this may take a while as I ogle the view | |||
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"I don't eat bacon. So toast would have to do." ok coming right up jam or marmalade on that toast a tea or coffee darling to go with that | |||
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"No cheese on my bacon ta and ketchup, none of that brown muck! coming right up you want tea or coffee sugar in the tea or coffee to go with that simple order white or brown bread darling
White bread if it's artisan, otherwise brown and tea please, builders (strong) no sugar xx"coming right up I love girl who knows her mind when it comes to life's little indulgences | |||
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"I love bacon and cheese occasionally. Especially an apple smoked cheese. Normally though I'd just go for the tomato sauce. coming right up darling I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge . #hold this champagne flute darling while I fill it up because after the couple of weeks you have a had. I think a champagne and baron butty breakfast is in order don't you "I'm on my way! | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits
this may take a while as I ogle the view "Lol, everyone seems to like that pic | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits
this may take a while as I ogle the view
Lol, everyone seems to like that pic "added me to the official fan club do I have to sign anything to become a member | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits
this may take a while as I ogle the view
Lol, everyone seems to like that pic
added me to the official fan club do I have to sign anything to become a member "If I start charging members I could become pretty well off fast lol, hmm, ideas forming :P | |||
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"Can I please have my bacon served between those magnificent baps please "no baps here fella your going to need a lady chef into her food to indulge your bap desirer | |||
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"I love bacon and cheese occasionally. Especially an apple smoked cheese. Normally though I'd just go for the tomato sauce. coming right up darling I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge . #hold this champagne flute darling while I fill it up because after the couple of weeks you have a had. I think a champagne and baron butty breakfast is in order don't you
I'm on my way! "yippee I thought I was going to have to drink the bottle on my own that's the spirit girl | |||
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"From the truckers wagon across fro work .... Sausage cheese and black pudding on toast, brown sauce Food of the Gods "coming right up fella | |||
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"Could I please have bacon and egg with a nice strong cup of tea (Kat) xx"of coarse you can darling park your lovely peachy bottom over there while I go about feeding my way into your arms | |||
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"I'm making breakfast burritos today, bacon, egg, seasoned sausage meat, hash browns and cheese, it's gonna be so good "ooooh delicious I think I need to come round yours one morning to try a bit of your home cooking | |||
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"White bread, brown sauce, fried egg and mushrooms " coming right up fella don't leave the pool i will bring it over | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits
this may take a while as I ogle the view
Lol, everyone seems to like that pic
added me to the official fan club do I have to sign anything to become a member
If I start charging members I could become pretty well off fast lol, hmm, ideas forming :P "business idea can I be your manager I'm very very good with figures and a dap hand at organising fun times to relieve stress | |||
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"Could I please have bacon and egg with a nice strong cup of tea (Kat) xx
of coarse you can darling park your lovely peachy bottom over there while I go about feeding my way into your arms "Yummy that was delicious thanks (Kat) xx | |||
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"Square sausage with ketchup.
(Cheese on bacon is wrong!) "coming right up but I've now got the hump how can cheese and bacon be so wrong when it tastes so dam nice | |||
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"sausage bacon egg toms and black pud all on 3 slices, thats a great sandwich "coming right up | |||
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"White bread, brown sauce, fried egg and mushrooms coming right up fella don't leave the pool i will bring it over "Now that's what I call service, thank you my good man | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx" what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step | |||
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"Nothing but bacon .on my butty. "coming right up fella things have finally calmed down after me being rush off my feet earlier | |||
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"I'm making breakfast burritos today, bacon, egg, seasoned sausage meat, hash browns and cheese, it's gonna be so good
ooooh delicious I think I need to come round yours one morning to try a bit of your home cooking "One thing I pride myself on is being a good cook, the burrito was really good and there's enough for just one more | |||
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" Why cheese with bacon!!!! Noooooo And wtf is daddy's sauce...???
A good mortons roll... with Scottish steak lorne square sausage and black pudding with brown sauce
That'll put hair on yer arse lad
But I don't want a hairy chest!!
Just the bacon and cheese please, no sauce but a cuppa would b good, plenty of milk and two sugars
on its way park your bum over there darling while I rustle that up for you in double quick time
Sounds good *parks bum and waits
this may take a while as I ogle the view
Lol, everyone seems to like that pic
added me to the official fan club do I have to sign anything to become a member
If I start charging members I could become pretty well off fast lol, hmm, ideas forming :P
business idea
can I be your manager I'm very very good with figures and a dap hand at organising fun times to relieve stress "Lol sure | |||
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"brown sauce . red sauce . or mustard . I'm about to have a lovely cheese and bacon sandwich with daddys sauce nun of that hp rubbish for me . who wants one and what condiment do you want with yours . john the bacon butty chefs in the house so roll up and place your orders boys and girls plus the kettles on to "add a sausage runny egg black pepper red sauce on crusty toasted buttered bread and that's me sorted | |||
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"Fresh white bread, real butter (none of this low-fat spreadable shite), Heinz ketchup..... and stack on the crispy smoked bacon until I can barely get my mouth round it!!! All washed down with a mug of strong black tea of course where's a drool emoji when you need one??? "ooooooh sounds divine don't worry about dribbling around the mouth we dribble a bit when we get over excited | |||
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"No bacon on my bacon sandwich please
can you replace it with some chicken.
mayo on that if you'd be so kind "that's ok fella chicken it is even fussy eaters get there order met when I'm around | |||
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"brown sauce . red sauce . or mustard . I'm about to have a lovely cheese and bacon sandwich with daddys sauce nun of that hp rubbish for me . who wants one and what condiment do you want with yours . john the bacon butty chefs in the house so roll up and place your orders boys and girls plus the kettles on to add a sausage runny egg black pepper red sauce on crusty toasted buttered bread and that's me sorted "coming right up I'm back after my tea brake bacons on and the kettles back on to so roll up and place your orders ladies and gentlemen | |||
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"No bacon on my bacon sandwich please
can you replace it with some chicken.
mayo on that if you'd be so kind
that's ok fella chicken it is even fussy eaters get there order met when I'm around "good man I'm actually pretty good and will eat most things but I've fallen out with bacon..I don't know why.
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"No bacon on my bacon sandwich please
can you replace it with some chicken.
mayo on that if you'd be so kind
that's ok fella chicken it is even fussy eaters get there order met when I'm around
good man I'm actually pretty good and will eat most things but I've fallen out with bacon..I don't know why.
seems I'm catered for here though "of coarse you are fella its a social café that I run. pride myself on welcoming everyone in for a bit home cooked food and a friendly banter with the odd cheeky comment thrown in for good measure | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step "I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx"champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you "Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx"where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint | |||
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"I've never tried it "really fella here has one on the house you want a tea or a coffee to go with that | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint "Haha xx | |||
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"I've never tried it
really fella here has one on the house you want a tea or a coffee to go with that "Really. Never had bacon or a pork chop or a gamon steak or a slice of ham I'll take two raw eggs and a glass of milk please | |||
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"I've never tried it
really fella here has one on the house you want a tea or a coffee to go with that
Really.
Never had bacon or a pork chop or a gamon steak or a slice of ham
I'll take two raw eggs and a glass of milk please "you not eat pork? you a hardcore Christian? | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx"oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back | |||
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"I've never tried it
really fella here has one on the house you want a tea or a coffee to go with that
Really.
Never had bacon or a pork chop or a gamon steak or a slice of ham
I'll take two raw eggs and a glass of milk please "ok but you have to down it in one | |||
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"Turkey rashers. Fried egg and dare I say it......... RED AND BROWN SAUCE" ok coming right up this is turning into the all day breakfast club not that I'm complaining | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back "He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx | |||
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"Turkey rashers. Fried egg and dare I say it......... RED AND BROWN SAUCE ok coming right up this is turning into the all day breakfast club not that I'm complaining "tosh used to do a cafe thread some time ago.. looks like it might be re opening at this rate might need a re brand though | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx"Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then | |||
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"Turkey rashers. Fried egg and dare I say it......... RED AND BROWN SAUCE ok coming right up this is turning into the all day breakfast club not that I'm complaining
tosh used to do a cafe thread some time ago..
looks like it might be re opening at this rate might need a re brand though "I think you maybe right fella fo you have a name in mind . | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then "Its there to spank xx | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx "Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on | |||
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"Turkey rashers. Fried egg and dare I say it......... RED AND BROWN SAUCE ok coming right up this is turning into the all day breakfast club not that I'm complaining
tosh used to do a cafe thread some time ago..
looks like it might be re opening at this rate might need a re brand though
I think you maybe right fella fo you have a name in mind ."the hands on cafe?
John's swing cafe?
dunno..there's two suggestions anyhow | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on "Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx | |||
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"Turkey rashers. Fried egg and dare I say it......... RED AND BROWN SAUCE ok coming right up this is turning into the all day breakfast club not that I'm complaining
tosh used to do a cafe thread some time ago..
looks like it might be re opening at this rate might need a re brand though
I think you maybe right fella fo you have a name in mind .
the hands on cafe?
John's swing cafe?
dunno..there's two suggestions anyhow "Both work for me | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx"So I will address the message to hubby saying dear hubby ca So I'll address the message dear hubby can I interested you in a all day full English and a couple of pints Ps you can bring the misses along to if she's likes sausages | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx
So I will address the message to hubby saying dear hubby ca
So I'll address the message dear hubby can I interested you in a all day full English and a couple of pints Ps you can bring the misses along to if she's likes sausages "He said full English with chips and beer sounds good as for sausages she likes foot long ones xx | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx
So I will address the message to hubby saying dear hubby ca
So I'll address the message dear hubby can I interested you in a all day full English and a couple of pints Ps you can bring the misses along to if she's likes sausages "He said full English with chips and beer sounds good as for sausages she likes foot long ones xx | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx
So I will address the message to hubby saying dear hubby ca
So I'll address the message dear hubby can I interested you in a all day full English and a couple of pints Ps you can bring the misses along to if she's likes sausages He said full English with chips and beer sounds good as for sausages she likes foot long ones xx "Well I cant lie I'm bot a foot long but I have a few toys that are long and very girthy think Deli size slice your own | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please "coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder | |||
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"I don't like cheese and bacon together either (Kat) sorry xx what no cheese with you bacon that's it go sit that peachy bottom on the naughty step I love the naughty step its heated and I have a secret champagne stash (Kat) xx
champagne is always on offer for those really naughty kinky girls as a bride for them to really show off are you a naughty show off by any chance if you are well I will open the champagne cooler just for you Well maybe just a little bit you best ask my hubby (Kat) xx
where is he send him over so we can scheme about bringing out the naughty girl in you over a pint Haha xx
oh laughing hay well that's it girls who giggle really need to be tickled. four hands are better than two for that sort of thing does hubby and a preference for the front or the back He prefers my front that's where the bobbies are (Kat) xx
Great does that mean I get to enjoy your lovely rump then Its there to spank xx
Oh my missy now your talking my language I can feel a private pm coming on Flirting in forums is one thing pm is different need to keep the hubby happy xx
So I will address the message to hubby saying dear hubby ca
So I'll address the message dear hubby can I interested you in a all day full English and a couple of pints Ps you can bring the misses along to if she's likes sausages He said full English with chips and beer sounds good as for sausages she likes foot long ones xx
Well I cant lie I'm bot a foot long but I have a few toys that are long and very girthy think
Deli size slice your own "Ohhhh toys and haha xx | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder "Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something | |||
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"Bacon sausage egg and baked beans & cheese No condiments just soft white warburtons super toastie size slices of bread " coming right up tea coffee or something stronger to go with that now the bars open to | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder
Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something "yes it would I'm thinking we should push the boat out and go for a glass of champagne | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder
Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something
yes it would I'm thinking we should push the boat out and go for a glass of champagne "that'll do for starters | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder
Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something
yes it would I'm thinking we should push the boat out and go for a glass of champagne that'll do for starters "Really how about a sex on the beach for afters | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder
Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something
yes it would I'm thinking we should push the boat out and go for a glass of champagne that'll do for starters
Really how about a sex on the beach for afters "far too sweet for me I'm afraid! Drier the better | |||
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"Crispy grilled bacon. Just butter on the bread please
coming right up as evening drawing in we now have the bar open to so would madam like a tea or coffee to go with that or something a bit harder
Oooo as it's nearly 5, it would be rude not to indulge in a little something
yes it would I'm thinking we should push the boat out and go for a glass of champagne that'll do for starters
Really how about a sex on the beach for afters far too sweet for me I'm afraid! Drier the better "Dd you say drier or harder | |||
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"Brown Red is for a sausage barm " Right bacon brown sauce coming right up the bars open to would madam like a drink with her order | |||
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