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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had this one this morning...

This is a strange request but I don't have a Hoover and could do with hoovering today as I have family coming down ?? Are you working at all today and do you have a Hoover I could throw around the house very quickly. It's only three rooms I need to do so won't take me long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!! That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!! That's a good one

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bizarre to say the least we had a chuckle over that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's never a dull day on here. can't wait for some more

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I wonder what the state of the hoover would be when you got it back.

(My suspicious, dirty mind...)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There was a bloke that wanted women to wear stilettos and stand on something. It wasn't their bollocks, it was something like a turtle.

Anyone remember? He messaged so many women hoping for luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if I'd like to meet. That was a bit strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insemination

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine are all kink related, little shocks me anymore.

But not a fan of the infantilism ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep them coming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offered 4K to be a slave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offered 4K to be a slave "

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Money for used knickers.

To go to a hotel room, watch TV and eat biscuits while two men have sex on the bed.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Money for used knickers.

To go to a hotel room, watch TV and eat biscuits while two men have sex on the bed. "

Did it have to be biscuits

Cake would of been nicer

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Money for used knickers.

To go to a hotel room, watch TV and eat biscuits while two men have sex on the bed. "

If I could pick the biscuits and what's on tv I'd of loved that. I'd of been like 'mind your cock it's blocking my view of the tv'

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Ok I can't compete with any of these above.

Mine was pretty dull in comparison - a fit straight guy wanted to hook up outdoors & film me fucking his ass so he could show his girlfriend.

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

at least he didnt want you to hoover his house which is a bonus i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to meet me and suck my cock whilst he was dressed up as a toddler in a nappy Whilst he fingered his own arse as we watched Piers Morgan on you tube!

The sick b**tard!! Like seriously who watches that idiot Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one this morning...

"Please be normal".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at least he didnt want you to hoover his house which is a bonus i suppose.

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was expecting a request for maids outfit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine involved a dog and a can of dog food

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would you like to explain that one the mind boggles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Pony slut

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I was asked on my old single profile,if i wanted to meet a bloke and his dog for a 3sum

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy sent me a message and wanted to pay me to suck my dick, and explained in the message that he pays per inch. Probably the weirdest I've had. Women don't tend to be wierd on here so my filters do a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked to piss in my shoe and shove it up his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once asked if I'd let his horse fk me while he watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is boring compared to everyone else:

- would I take 2 senokot at 4pm then meet a guy at 10pm and let "nature take its course" as I squat over his chest.

- how would I feel about meeting up with a guy socially and, "if things worked out", go back to his place and try on his dead wife's clothes.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mine is boring compared to everyone else:

- would I take 2 senokot at 4pm then meet a guy at 10pm and let "nature take its course" as I squat over his chest.

- how would I feel about meeting up with a guy socially and, "if things worked out", go back to his place and try on his dead wife's clothes. "

I dunno, dude, you're in the running

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very strange people around

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

South London

We had a guy from a couple who asked if we wanted Mrs to meet his Mrs to play with their horse whilst we watched

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A young guy asked if he could have sex with me whilst my husband had sex with his mum. Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am O doing something wrong? All these sound like a hoot (to receive as messages, not to actually do)

Might have to change my profile text

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By *jcmjcCouple
over a year ago

Newport

This thread is brilliant. We don't get many weird requests but are always open to suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one this morning...

Fabulous bet you had a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young guy asked if he could have sex with me whilst my husband had sex with his mum. Blocked."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I has one guy asking if he could watch his horse fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a guy from a couple who asked if we wanted Mrs to meet his Mrs to play with their horse whilst we watched

Hilarious

Did you check it wasn't the missing Shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once asked if I'd let his horse fk me while he watched

What the @@&&

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A young guy asked if he could have sex with me whilst my husband had sex with his mum. Blocked."

We got the same message lol! 'Can I fuck your mrs while you shag my mum? She's 43, blonde and has great tits'.

On her single profile Miss got asked if she fancied a 3sum with him and his dog.

Couldnt make this shit up.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Not quite as weird as some already listed, but I was asked to have an enema before a meet to have anal sex. Two minutes into the chat. He hadn't told me his name yet.

I passed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things like do i wanna suck them off...or if they send me dick pics and their face and i don't even fancy them but they expect me to be interested anyway.

idk, never knew the male mind was so bad when it comes to promiscuous women, i just thought the guys that hated us just left us alone and didn't expect us to service them. the internet has opened up my eyes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a woman ask if I (Jewel) wanted a threesome with her and her younger sister who was only 15 blocked her straight away. Also had a woman who was into having sex with dogs message and had a dragon penis dildo

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

had a guy who wanted to meet at his, just me not the boss..

wanted me to walk in and he would be in the bath wearing jeans and then all I was to do was to piss in his pocket..

then leave..

like travel 40 mile to do that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to meet me and suck my cock whilst he was dressed up as a toddler in a nappy Whilst he fingered his own arse as we watched Piers Morgan on you tube!

The sick b**tard!! Like seriously who watches that idiot Morgan

This actually made me snort as I was thinking the punch line before I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female ( probably not !), ask if I would like to watch her lick her pet dog's balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my 1st week on fab ( and in swinging world) would i have a 3some with a father and son..... er no!

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A guy asked to meet me and started telling me a bit about himself saying that he sleeps with his mother and sometimes has sex with her as she's old and lonely but still needs sex

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A guy asked to meet me and started telling me a bit about himself saying that he sleeps with his mother and sometimes has sex with her as she's old and lonely but still needs sex "

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else. "

And we know exactly who that was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bloke asking me to cut his knackers off for him

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By *oltonladMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message off a guy, asking if I would let him eat my poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank"

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

And we know exactly who that was!

Ahhh I owe him one of those pics... Forgot about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

And we know exactly who that was!

He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

And we know exactly who that was!

He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "

They do look bueno though

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Before I knew I could block men, I got asked if I would get on my knees naked and hold my arse cheeks open for him to just look at my arse hole.

He said he wouldn't touch me, but, just wanted to masturbate.

Hm.

I declined.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"had a guy who wanted to meet at his, just me not the boss..

wanted me to walk in and he would be in the bath wearing jeans and then all I was to do was to piss in his pocket..

then leave..

like travel 40 mile to do that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that wanted to meet at the McDonald's drive thru and wank into a sauce pot, and then watch me dip my chips into the "special sauce" and eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately i had no strange request yet but this is great reading

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Part of me feels I'm missing out on not getting sent anything like this

Part of me feels I've dodged a few bullets there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to come round and do my ironing while I relaxed on the sofa

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

And we know exactly who that was!

He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "
did you get milkshake to your yard hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bloke asking me to cut his knackers off for him

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put in a plug tail, crawl around like a kitten and drink milk from a saucer on the floor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To put in a plug tail, crawl around like a kitten and drink milk from a saucer on the floor...

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meowww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.

win win situation right there huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to pay me to ''slap him around''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To put in a plug tail, crawl around like a kitten and drink milk from a saucer on the floor...

Wait till his next message asks for you to use the cat litter tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and had a couple claiming to be siblings asking if l had a sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to pay me to ''slap him around''"

Could you not just send him to Govanhill with a megaphone and tell him to shout out "Romo's Out Now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to pay me to ''slap him around''

Could you not just send him to Govanhill with a megaphone and tell him to shout out "Romo's Out Now"

l he just wanted slapped around, he never wanted his shoes and jacket stolen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.

They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.

What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.

They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.

What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.

Your username might have had something to do with them getting in touch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was asked to sacrifice my first born by a burning bush, WTF?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.

They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.

What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.

Your username might have had something to do with them getting in touch "
a very slight possibility lol

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I have had two separate couples ask me if I would turn up to their house where hubby would be restrained and blindfolded...and would I unzip and unload in either his mouth or bum while his wife watched.

Not my thing but good luck to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.

win win situation right there huh

"
send him to mine!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was onced asked if I wanted a job...a proper job mind...as a guy's secretary. Offered a nice wage, I just had to come to work slutty and have sex occasionally. I was tempted! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.

win win situation right there huh

send him to mine!!!!"

haha I'll look up his profile name for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.

win win situation right there huh

send him to mine!!!!

haha I'll look up his profile name for you "
please do he can do the ironing while he's at it lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not so much on fab but i used to be on an international site. Lets just say i learnt pretty quick that "do you like animals" anf "are you into K9" did NOT mean what i thought it ment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just yesterday.. a very polite gent asking if he could sniff the toes of my tights or stockings after I had worn them all day.

I just thought it was a wind up so deleted the message but maybe there are guys out there that like that kinda thing.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.

Well. I wasn't doing anything else.

And we know exactly who that was!

He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "

He's a hottie though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked if i would use his mouth as a toilet, and not just for number 1s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as crazy as sum..but a girl i met asked if she could wear my socks while i fucked her!

And it was summer!! Id understand if it was today!

The strangest thing was..i swear she only started to cum wen she had her legs in the air with my socks on and i caught her looking at her feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard!!

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By *urse234Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Essex

I got a message from a guy wanting to get me pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a guy wanting to get me pregnant.

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By *urse234Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Essex

Weirdo right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not so much on fab but i used to be on an international site. Lets just say i learnt pretty quick that "do you like animals" anf "are you into K9" did NOT mean what i thought it ment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell and we thought tat sister asking couples to take her brother's virginity was weird. Seems tame in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted me to join him and his dog. Wanted to watch me be fucked by his dog. All he got was an instant block and reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the chip industry, would be a new sales technique. use my special sauce instead of mayo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here but on a night out

I was asked by a French woman if I would swap clothes with her and go back to her place with her and watch her husband shag me in her outfit.

Needless to say I didn't.

I was also once shopping in a large shopping centre when a woman asked me if I could see her underwear if she bent over. I agreed to check and she bent over a bench nearby and showed me her arse covered in cane marks. She explained she had had a bdsm session with her boyfriend last night and was worried it my be seen.

I smiled as she strode off into Top shop, leaving me more re than a little surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not on here but on a night out

I was asked by a French woman if I would swap clothes with her and go back to her place with her and watch her husband shag me in her outfit.

Needless to say I didn't.

I smiled as she strode off into Top shop, leaving me more re than a little surprised "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think anything is weird really.

I have a fetish for pretty much everything so the weird shit turns me on if anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha nice wierdest one i got was hey handsome want to try my new rimming chair would love to lick the poo from your ass

yeah i know heeaavvy well for me anyways lol needless to say ha ha nah kinda freaked me out and it wasnt a woman a tvs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wife wanted me to shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.

That was my 2nd ever message on here.

A) no thank you

B) even if I was kinda tempted, my turd gets timid anywhere but at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man wanted me to pop balloons in high heels around him...

G x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!

Jack

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!

Jack"
i havent said what you wanted me to do

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!

Jacki havent said what you wanted me to do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!

Jacki havent said what you wanted me to do

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yet

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A chap wanted me to meet him and watch him poop

You said you wouldnt tell anyone!

Jacki havent said what you wanted me to do

yet

Its not that bad. Who doesnt like sheep or goats?

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

"Offered 4K to be a slave "

Tell them I'd do it for a bag of chips...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offered 4K to be a slave

Tell them I'd do it for a bag of chips...

"
haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had all the weird requests from guys. People offering to suck my willy for money or pay to touch my body.

If only they were ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy off a couple msgd me,did I fancy going to what was supposedly their house,find a pair of his mrs knickers left outside,wank into them while watching the pair of them through window,this was first msg from him,errrr what could possibly go wrong???

noooooo thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy off a couple msgd me,did I fancy going to what was supposedly their house,find a pair of his mrs knickers left outside,wank into them while watching the pair of them through window,this was first msg from him,errrr what could possibly go wrong???

noooooo thanks"
clearly a perfectly normal thing to do in public??

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