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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wateing for the train to work but...... Cold and bord....

Hoo nows sum good joke ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate swallowed some Lego earlier.

His Doctor isn't too worried, but he's shitting bricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock"

Who's there?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Knock knock

Who's there? "

Amir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir "

Amir who?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who? "

Amir to see you of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?

Amir to see you of course "

I bought a boomerang off of a ghost the other day.

That'll come back to haunt me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?

Amir to see you of course

I bought a boomerang off of a ghost the other day.

That'll come back to haunt me."

Have you been to the Tim Vine school of one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate swallowed some Lego earlier.

His Doctor isn't too worried, but he's shitting bricks."

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By *nap on 74Man
over a year ago

aber

I d*unk battery acid & got arrested by the police & they charged me

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Went to a party last night dressed up as a pair of jump leads.

Got to the door, they said all right you can come in but don't start anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving it just what u need early in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it! "

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have elephants got big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransome

Oldie but Goldie , like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it "

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.

If it floats = buoyant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.

If it floats = buoyant."

I love you.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo!

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree.... *bah-dum tssssshhhhhh*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line... "

Yeah I get that, try badum tsh then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line...

Yeah I get that, try badum tsh then "

I'll have to air drum and pretend

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"Wateing for the train to work but...... Cold and bord....

Hoo nows sum good joke ?"

What's pink and green?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A joke that works better verbally, but is at least audience-appropriate...

What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral makes your day, anal makes your whole week...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What's green and smells of pork?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Kermits cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes woof woof bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A terriorist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What goes woof woof bang?"

Has your dog just found an unpulled Xmas cracker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes woof woof bang?

Has your dog just found an unpulled Xmas cracker? "

Now that would be funny

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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