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"I may involuntarily grunt, but it depends what's being done to me... " As the manager I will be over seeing all grunting  | |||
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"I've started singing a bit out loud when I have my earphone in to drown out the shit music and have had people lol at me. "It's ok!" I tell them chirpily, "I'm allowed out on my own on Fridays" " Singing is encouraged in here squire!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed "No moaning you need to leave that at the door | |||
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"I only went to the gym to listen to the men grunt. Don't take that joy away from me!" Sorrryyyyyyy  | |||
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"But I like to do a shot put style grunt when I squat! " No no no no nooooooo | |||
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"I'm not getting a massage then - I grunt a lot xx"No massages for you !! You little grunter | |||
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"I'm not getting a massage then - I grunt a lot xx
No massages for you !! You little grunter "Booohoooo  | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful  "We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit  | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door "Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit "I'll grunt on the pull up bar | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit "Grunt away like a pig farm | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar "I'll grunt on the leg press | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop "You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!! | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh?? "You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press "Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after. | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective "Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear! 
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly! | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly! "Ha ha thrust away that's a good exercise to get the blood pumping  | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press
Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after."Haha no - single leg press does a great job for grunting | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly! "Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol"I did think that too!!!! | |||
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"Well I have hit the gym for the last two years, gone from a size 16/14 to a slinky 10/12 ....I gym it 4/5 times a week & has worked wonders for me - must admit couldn't of done it with out my old wingman but I did it & im now very happy with my figure ...maybe a boob job needed as I got little baps but they are still pert & not saggy - lots of chest work on the gym "Well done you! You're still not allowed to grunt in here though | |||
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"Someone kick my backside to the real gym! "Consider it getting a big boot up your arse!!!! | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press
Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after.
Haha no - single leg press does a great job for grunting "You do single leg press too? Omg marry me  . | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Ha ha thrust away that's a good exercise to get the blood pumping "Then c'mere and we'll thrust together! I'll be a size 10 again by Christmas! | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press
Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after.
Haha no - single leg press does a great job for grunting
You do single leg press too? Omg marry me ."I have no choice lol - my pt is evil - makes me do all sorts of things to make me grunt | |||
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"Well I have hit the gym for the last two years, gone from a size 16/14 to a slinky 10/12 ....I gym it 4/5 times a week & has worked wonders for me - must admit couldn't of done it with out my old wingman but I did it & im now very happy with my figure ...maybe a boob job needed as I got little baps but they are still pert & not saggy - lots of chest work on the gym
Well done you! You're still not allowed to grunt in here though "I'm a lady I don't grunt ...I puff pretty "oh la la's" | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Ha ha thrust away that's a good exercise to get the blood pumping
Then c'mere and we'll thrust together! I'll be a size 10 again by Christmas! "Team thrusting?!?!?!? | |||
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"Well I have hit the gym for the last two years, gone from a size 16/14 to a slinky 10/12 ....I gym it 4/5 times a week & has worked wonders for me - must admit couldn't of done it with out my old wingman but I did it & im now very happy with my figure ...maybe a boob job needed as I got little baps but they are still pert & not saggy - lots of chest work on the gym
Well done you! You're still not allowed to grunt in here though
I'm a lady I don't grunt ...I puff pretty "oh la la's" "Ha ha ha ha | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!! "Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard?? | |||
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"I fart a lot when I squat, is that acceptable? "Only in the corner | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??"I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press
Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after.
Haha no - single leg press does a great job for grunting
You do single leg press too? Omg marry me .
I have no choice lol - my pt is evil - makes me do all sorts of things to make me grunt "Give him my thanks. Train hard or stay home or on my hotlist for fitness progress observations | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays "Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!! | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays
Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!!"Sorry it's the law as bank holidays I spend helping old dears with their gardens so I'm tired and need a rest from "arse pounding" the following day | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!"Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table | |||
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"5 grunters vs OP. The rebellion is becoming successful
We should all grunt at once - OP will have a fit
I'll grunt on the pull up bar
I'll grunt on the leg press
Damn it, that was going to be my original choice! I'll swap you after.
Haha no - single leg press does a great job for grunting
You do single leg press too? Omg marry me .
I have no choice lol - my pt is evil - makes me do all sorts of things to make me grunt
Give him my thanks. Train hard or stay home or on my hotlist for fitness progress observations "Will do xx | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table "You best not make a mess of my desk!!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!"OP doesn't seem to like mess | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess "Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!! "No dogging for you then | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!! "No I'm with you on car seats but feck yer desk | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!! "Planning on getting your car into the gym?  xx | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then "Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx"It's already in there smart arse!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No I'm with you on car seats but feck yer desk "Ok I'll use my Johnsons extra sensitive wipes on my mahogany afterwards!! | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays
Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!!
Sorry it's the law as bank holidays I spend helping old dears with their gardens so I'm tired and need a rest from "arse pounding" the following day "I can think of a few old dears that need help with their gardens!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx
It's already in there smart arse!! " how did you manage that? Not trusting the parking? | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays
Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!!
Sorry it's the law as bank holidays I spend helping old dears with their gardens so I'm tired and need a rest from "arse pounding" the following day
I can think of a few old dears that need help with their gardens!!"Pass my details onto Ethel and Mavis | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx
It's already in there smart arse!!
how did you manage that? Not trusting the parking? "My reverse sensors failed | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx
It's already in there smart arse!!
how did you manage that? Not trusting the parking?
My reverse sensors failed " and your eyesight too? | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!! "Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx
It's already in there smart arse!!
how did you manage that? Not trusting the parking?
My reverse sensors failed
and your eyesight too? "I do question it at times | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays
Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!!
Sorry it's the law as bank holidays I spend helping old dears with their gardens so I'm tired and need a rest from "arse pounding" the following day
I can think of a few old dears that need help with their gardens!!
Pass my details onto Ethel and Mavis "Ethel and Mavis's gardens are nice and trim though along with gym pert | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels "I have more levels than a super mario game!! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
Planning on getting your car into the gym? xx
It's already in there smart arse!!
how did you manage that? Not trusting the parking?
My reverse sensors failed
and your eyesight too?
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol
I did think that too!!!!
Great minds think alike n all that now when ya gonna pound my ass hard??
I have special "arse pounding" classes available every Tuesday at 10.30am except bank holidays
Tuesday it is then and how very dare you not play after a bank holiday!!
Sorry it's the law as bank holidays I spend helping old dears with their gardens so I'm tired and need a rest from "arse pounding" the following day
I can think of a few old dears that need help with their gardens!!
Pass my details onto Ethel and Mavis
Ethel and Mavis's gardens are nice and trim though along with gym pert"Gym pert??? | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!! "Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario! | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!!
Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario! "Oh trust me something's do | |||
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"I used to be a regular gym-goer - not so much lately! This has resulted in me going from a size 10 to a size 12 (boo hiss) - but lots of the weight has gone on my boobies (hurrah!) So - Mr gym God chap - other than tying a tourniquet round the buggers - how do I tone up and lose weight without saying goodbye to my 'new improved' titties - huh??
You can't spot reduce fat I'm afraid it will go as a collective
Meh - stop telling me what I don't want to hear!
Currently thrusting (ooooh - there's a good word!) my fingers in my ears and singing la la la la la la la laaaaah very loudly!
Tinky winky, dipsy, la la and po spring to mind lol"eh oh Milfy! | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do "Why mate | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!!
Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario!
Oh trust me something's do "Hahah I will once I've licked you | |||
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"Enters room. *Grunts* Leaves room. (No dumbbells where harmed during this production)" Ha ha ha brilliant | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate "I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me. | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate
I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back
I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me. "So that's why everyone hates you?? | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate
I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back
I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me.
So that's why everyone hates you?? "You dislike people in the gym that don't return the equipment right? | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate
I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back
I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me.
So that's why everyone hates you??
You dislike people in the gym that don't return the equipment right? "No wrong! I don't dislike anyone | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate
I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back
I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me.
So that's why everyone hates you??
You dislike people in the gym that don't return the equipment right?
No wrong! I don't dislike anyone "Ok, slightly annoyed at the little guy making a mess? | |||
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"You'd hate me in my gym. In fact I'm pretty sure a few people do
Why mate
I don't think I've ever put a skipping rope back
I train with a guy that's called hulk, he's huge and strong and benches like super man....but....he won't get in the cage and spar with me.
So that's why everyone hates you??
You dislike people in the gym that don't return the equipment right?
No wrong! I don't dislike anyone
Ok, slightly annoyed at the little guy making a mess? "I just like tidy places | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!!
Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario!
Oh trust me something's do
Hahah I will once I've licked you "Like a lollipop?? | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!!
Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario!
Oh trust me something's do
Hahah I will once I've licked you
Like a lollipop?? "Oh is it that long & tastie?? Maybe like the last one on earth ...like it dry | |||
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"I joined this week and moaned whole way through.is moaning allowed
No moaning you need to leave that at the door
Maybe if you meet me in changing room I might stop
You will be dragged into my office at this rate!!!
Oh better again.you can bend me over yer table
You best not make a mess of my desk!!!
OP doesn't seem to like mess
Nope I don't!! Especially on my car seats!!
No dogging for you then
Would rather put dog shit in my eyes than go dogging! Both painful to the old retinas!!
Hahahah ....you Mr are all that's is good about this place but so wrong on so many levels
I have more levels than a super mario game!!
Liar liar pants on fire - nothing has more levels than Mario!
Oh trust me something's do
Hahah I will once I've licked you
Like a lollipop??
Oh is it that long & tastie?? Maybe like the last one on earth ...like it dry ""Like" and "lick" | |||
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