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Uh-oh, damn garden centre got me!!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but did you remember to get the bin-bags..?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"but did you remember to get the bin-bags..? "

They didn't have the ones I wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah schoolgirl error! I only ever buy Chrimbo decorations, cards and wrapping paper in January when everything is 30% of the price

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"but did you remember to get the bin-bags..?

They didn't have the ones I wanted "

So u got nuffink to wear to the party.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ah schoolgirl error! I only ever buy Chrimbo decorations, cards and wrapping paper in January when everything is 30% of the price "

I shoulda gone to Sainsbury's or the Builders Merchants.....those rural garden centres are MINEFIELDS for a giver!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"but did you remember to get the bin-bags..?

They didn't have the ones I wanted

So u got nuffink to wear to the party. "

I actually have pics of me looking amazing nothing more than a ruched binliner creation lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got us yet but it won't be long now !

Christmas

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not got us yet but it won't be long now !

Christmas "

Shhhhh, don't say the word yet, you'll encourage the gremlins!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but did you remember to get the bin-bags..?

They didn't have the ones I wanted

So u got nuffink to wear to the party.

I actually have pics of me looking amazing nothing more than a ruched binliner creation lol!! "

I had a binbag dress made for me once, it even had orange trim from Sainsburys bags, and a choker. I looked fabulous.

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

suggests you dodge the minefields and tread carefully next year ...sends you some Sainsbury vouchers if it helps

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"but did you remember to get the bin-bags..?

They didn't have the ones I wanted

So u got nuffink to wear to the party.

I actually have pics of me looking amazing nothing more than a ruched binliner creation lol!!

I had a binbag dress made for me once, it even had orange trim from Sainsburys bags, and a choker. I looked fabulous. "

I have no doubt you did - got any pics?? I'll send you mine hehe!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Actully it was not your fault you bought the items they jumped into your trolley as they said to each other this lady looks kind and will give us a nice warm home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought my new tree at the weekend from the garden centre

Went in for bedding plants

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Actully it was not your fault you bought the items they jumped into your trolley as they said to each other this lady looks kind and will give us a nice warm home "

Haha, actually, it's the one time of year I can go in shops and I'm ALLOWED to buy all the things I really like....'cos I'm giving them away!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Actully it was not your fault you bought the items they jumped into your trolley as they said to each other this lady looks kind and will give us a nice warm home

Haha, actually, it's the one time of year I can go in shops and I'm ALLOWED to buy all the things I really like....'cos I'm giving them away! "
was there a thingy there so you could tether your horse up

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I brought my new tree at the weekend from the garden centre

Went in for bedding plants "

Oh they had the lushest tree I've ever seen on display - all decorated with cerise and purple and teal blue, laden with amazing peacock iridescent decorations, huge ribbons......I would have loved to have been some film star who could just say 'Bring that to my home exactly as it is.....'

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Actully it was not your fault you bought the items they jumped into your trolley as they said to each other this lady looks kind and will give us a nice warm home

Haha, actually, it's the one time of year I can go in shops and I'm ALLOWED to buy all the things I really like....'cos I'm giving them away! was there a thingy there so you could tether your horse up "

Special parking bays for horses and reindeer!

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden Centres at Christmas

There's one in Manchester called 'Bents'... it's like Mecca!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't go to garden centres on my own because I leave with garden decorations galore. Fake owls, little mushroom solar lights, planters in the shape of gnomes..little colourful windmill things that my littles ones love.

I'll get this years tree from Asda, it's cheaper

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Garden Centres at Christmas

There's one in Manchester called 'Bents'... it's like Mecca! "

I know, they have become the epicentre of the gifty grotto world!! So many fragrant candles and tea light lanterns, so much pot pourri..........I bought a bargain of a gorgeous fat-bellied pink and white china jug that just begged to be filled with milk!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

"

Shhhh don't tell anyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garden Centres at Christmas

There's one in Manchester called 'Bents'... it's like Mecca!

I know, they have become the epicentre of the gifty grotto world!! So many fragrant candles and tea light lanterns, so much pot pourri..........I bought a bargain of a gorgeous fat-bellied pink and white china jug that just begged to be filled with milk! "

Oh my gaaaaaad... you've made me that excited, I may need to head to one this weekend!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Garden Centres at Christmas

There's one in Manchester called 'Bents'... it's like Mecca!

I know, they have become the epicentre of the gifty grotto world!! So many fragrant candles and tea light lanterns, so much pot pourri..........I bought a bargain of a gorgeous fat-bellied pink and white china jug that just begged to be filled with milk!

Oh my gaaaaaad... you've made me that excited, I may need to head to one this weekend! "

Go properly armed - I have been truned, i just ordered one online now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug. Still having a 'discussion' with the Mrs about one those tree thingies or not.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Weve got a well known garden centre here but because i go so often dont get suckered. However, went to a different smaller one the other week and came back with some bloody expensive scented candle.

Going to another one in a couple of weeks that will cost me as it has a huge santa grotto and ball pool and god knows what else.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"suggests you dodge the minefields and tread carefully next year ...sends you some Sainsbury vouchers if it helps"

Thank you, they have the required heavy duty bags with handles!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and if you want to get suckered you should go to the christmas room at my local one. Its full of trees completly themed, from victorian themed to completly modern and all the stuff is expensive well not individually but once you started you wouldnt be able to stop

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Oh and if you want to get suckered you should go to the christmas room at my local one. Its full of trees completly themed, from victorian themed to completly modern and all the stuff is expensive well not individually but once you started you wouldnt be able to stop"

They're all the same!!! It's a real bona fide plot!!! They had tweeting bird recordings going, I had to stop myself buying their overpriced fat balls too.....at least my boootiful jug was a bargain - I might have to pour some milk on my cornflakes from it before I give it away...just to tet it works!

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Our Christmas tree is up; up in the f****** loft where it belongs for another month

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Worst thing my mum nearly bought was a £6000 polar bear. It wasnt at a garden centre but some bloody well known christmas place. She had taken it upon herself to go in the kids grotto and these polar bears where lining the way. They didnt actually sell them there but they had all been made and came from germany and the only thing that stopped her was the fact it would take about three months for them to make one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and if you want to get suckered you should go to the christmas room at my local one. Its full of trees completly themed, from victorian themed to completly modern and all the stuff is expensive well not individually but once you started you wouldnt be able to stop

They're all the same!!! It's a real bona fide plot!!! They had tweeting bird recordings going, I had to stop myself buying their overpriced fat balls too.....at least my boootiful jug was a bargain - I might have to pour some milk on my cornflakes from it before I give it away...just to tet it works! "

Fat balls?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Oh and if you want to get suckered you should go to the christmas room at my local one. Its full of trees completly themed, from victorian themed to completly modern and all the stuff is expensive well not individually but once you started you wouldnt be able to stop

They're all the same!!! It's a real bona fide plot!!! They had tweeting bird recordings going, I had to stop myself buying their overpriced fat balls too.....at least my boootiful jug was a bargain - I might have to pour some milk on my cornflakes from it before I give it away...just to tet it works!

Fat balls?"

Have you, I never noticed??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Worst thing my mum nearly bought was a £6000 polar bear. It wasnt at a garden centre but some bloody well known christmas place. She had taken it upon herself to go in the kids grotto and these polar bears where lining the way. They didnt actually sell them there but they had all been made and came from germany and the only thing that stopped her was the fact it would take about three months for them to make one"

I reckon you could get a real one for 6k!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst thing my mum nearly bought was a £6000 polar bear. It wasnt at a garden centre but some bloody well known christmas place. She had taken it upon herself to go in the kids grotto and these polar bears where lining the way. They didnt actually sell them there but they had all been made and came from germany and the only thing that stopped her was the fact it would take about three months for them to make one

I reckon you could get a real one for 6k!! "

I'd dress up as one and stay out there for the entire festive period for half that!

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By *tuart05Man
over a year ago

wallingford


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

"

Ho Ho Ho

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

Ho Ho Ho "

OMG, I'm traumatised now, Santa has a hardon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

"

Bin bags...garden centre!!!! La di da.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

Ho Ho Ho

OMG, I'm traumatised now, Santa has a hardon! "

But he only comes once a year...

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

Ho Ho Ho

OMG, I'm traumatised now, Santa has a hardon!

But he only comes once a year...

"

Hahaha!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I went in for some bin bags and came out with one.........you know...... on of those things I shouldn't be thinking about yet........

It was all sparkly and glittery and spicey smelling in there, what could I do!! ?? ........

In my defense, it was my first this year.....but actually I bought two!

How about you - they get you yet???

.

.

Bin bags...garden centre!!!! La di da. "

Does it make it any better if I say it was the nearest shop to the stables where they are required for bagging up shit!!?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I say OP! I've never seen vibrators for sale in a garden centre before! Do they stimulate the planting process?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm a complete Humbug Head

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I say OP! I've never seen vibrators for sale in a garden centre before! Do they stimulate the planting process? "

Bin bags! !!

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