FabSwingers.com forum: Alan partridge and Lynne

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would be disgusted on discovering this site

"they're sex people Lynne!!"

Dan on the other hand...

Is there a more quotable comedy show or character than Alan partridge? Feel free to hit us with your favourite Alan classics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynne that was textbook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a sausage as a breakwater. I may want to mix my egg with my beans but I want that to be my choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd love to have it off with her...

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

AHAAA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god no, no. I'm old enough to be her father. Well her older brother. Either way it's incest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm being light hearted, shoot your chuff through that door ...

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi Susan, I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby Trouser Press. I can't put it back together again, will that show up on my bill?

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Convoy?! Michael you are hanging around with a guy who uses a collective term for a single vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell my cheese!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How long have you had it in for?

8 minutes?!!!?!! , it's hotter than the sun!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Monkey tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lexus...the Japanese Mercedes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lexus...the Japanese Mercedes

Lexi, plural

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Do you like me sex wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apropos... It's latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of latin working in Currys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a pint ?

Nope, neither do I ...

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By *lassyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

So the answer to my original question, do you fancy me sex wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm batman ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be disgusted on discovering this site

"they're sex people Lynne!!"

Dan on the other hand...

Is there a more quotable comedy show or character than Alan partridge? Feel free to hit us with your favourite Alan classics x "

I've said it before on the 'how did you choose your Fab name' threads but that's why I chose my Fab name as Dan!

'Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!' (some will know what all that means!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynn...these are sex people

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

That was liquid football

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Lynne, I've pierced me foot on a spiiIiike!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Lynne, I've pierced me foot on a spiiIiike!"

One of my favourite and least favourite scenes the speech after is fantastic!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Alan you caaan't

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

"Lynne, I've pierced me foot on a spiiIiike!

One of my favourite and least favourite scenes the speech after is fantastic! "

Don't shine that torch in my face mate, I've just lost a pint of blood...

Ooooooooooh.. It's a good paper..

...I sound like the devil

def a fave episode

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Lynne, I've pierced me foot on a spiiIiike!

One of my favourite and least favourite scenes the speech after is fantastic!

Don't shine that torch in my face mate, I've just lost a pint of blood...

Ooooooooooh.. It's a good paper..

...I sound like the devil

def a fave episode"

I can't remember the line but when he just sets off more confetti gets me every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alan you caaan't "

Well there's no need for that!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes, it's a pint of bitter, a gin and tonic and a baileys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't open that draw!

... Ahh errr let's just close it now and pretend it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be disgusted on discovering this site

"they're sex people Lynne!!"

Dan on the other hand...

Is there a more quotable comedy show or character than Alan partridge? Feel free to hit us with your favourite Alan classics x

I've said it before on the 'how did you choose your Fab name' threads but that's why I chose my Fab name as Dan!

'Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!' (some will know what all that means!)"
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Dan Dan Dan.

No he's not listening.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a Lexi by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

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By *enegade MasterMan
over a year ago

warrington

Now that's wood !

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By *enegade MasterMan
over a year ago

warrington

Mentalist !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be disgusted on discovering this site

"they're sex people Lynne!!"

Dan on the other hand...

Is there a more quotable comedy show or character than Alan partridge? Feel free to hit us with your favourite Alan classics x "

You know, I have gone my whole life not seeing any humour in Alexei Sayle.

I heard his show on Radio 4 last night and it was great and full of memorable quotes. The imaginary sandwich bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop getting Bond wrong

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