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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How horny did you wake today?

We know men wake with morning wood. And that just starts things rolling from there I think. How do women describe waking with a sexy feeking?

I'm 8/10 horny this morning.

And it's only Wednesday. I can only imagine this scale of hornyness to rise as the weekend draws near.

How horny are you?

And if someone on the thread is near, and is in as much need of sex....jump on them!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Today. 0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today. 0

"

Big hug for you then .

I will still hold your bum. I can't help that.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Sub-zero. I woke up because of a nightmare.

It's climbing up though

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sub-zero. I woke up because of a nightmare.

It's climbing up though

MrsSB "

As the days tick by?

Mine is measured each hour.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Today. 0

Big hug for you then .

I will still hold your bum. I can't help that.

"

Hugs accepted. You men can't help but have wandering hands huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 Lying in bed wondering if I should slip off to the bathroom and sort it out

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

0 and it has been for the last week and a half. Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 3 needed the toilet more than I needed a hard on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About a 3 needed the toilet more than I needed a hard on "

Haha. Your toilets a 8/10.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0 and it has been for the last week and a half. Jack."

Someone needs to help you out. That's a long time on zero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7 Lying in bed wondering if I should slip off to the bathroom and sort it out"

Maybe you did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today. 0

Big hug for you then .

I will still hold your bum. I can't help that.

Hugs accepted. You men can't help but have wandering hands huh?"

You want to watch my wandering eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a 3 needed the toilet more than I needed a hard on

Haha. Your toilets a 8/10. "

Stop peeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody 10 and MrsJ had to get up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when I wake up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody 10 and MrsJ had to get up!! "

You let her leave? One word - rope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll let you know when I wake up"

I like sleepy sexy women. I can raise you to a ten before you open your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke up before the alarm so about a 8 whilst i was all warm and snuggly -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you know when I wake up

I like sleepy sexy women. I can raise you to a ten before you open your eyes. "

I have no doubt that you could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 this morning...I'm not a morning person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How horny did you wake today?

We know men wake with morning wood. And that just starts things rolling from there I think. How do women describe waking with a sexy feeking?

I'm 8/10 horny this morning.

And it's only Wednesday. I can only imagine this scale of hornyness to rise as the weekend draws near.

How horny are you?

And if someone on the thread is near, and is in as much need of sex....jump on them!

"

I woke up a 7 on the horny scale, it steadily rose to a 9 as I lay awake next to Adam thinking about his dick and future meets. I jumped on Adam as soon as his work alarm went off.

Surprise attack sex is awesome ha.

Eve. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/16 07:04:22]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How horny did you wake today?

We know men wake with morning wood. And that just starts things rolling from there I think. How do women describe waking with a sexy feeking?

I'm 8/10 horny this morning.

And it's only Wednesday. I can only imagine this scale of hornyness to rise as the weekend draws near.

How horny are you?

And if someone on the thread is near, and is in as much need of sex....jump on them!

I woke up a 7 on the horny scale, it steadily rose to a 9 as I lay awake next to Adam thinking about his dick and future meets. I jumped on Adam as soon as his work alarm went off.

Surprise attack sex is awesome ha.

Eve. Xx"

. This.

That's how horny I feel.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Today. 0

Big hug for you then .

I will still hold your bum. I can't help that.

Hugs accepted. You men can't help but have wandering hands huh?

You want to watch my wandering eyes "

You should be careful of my whispering eye

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

OP you sound like you really need to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up covered in sharp protrusions and really panicked.

Then i realised i was just feeling a bit thorny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 out of 10 ....

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

-3

Woken up by small child with a fever far too early this morning.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"7 out of 10 .... "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"-3

Woken up by small child with a fever far too early this morning. "

That'll kill it

Have a squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 or 2

Up silly early to get a train and no time for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you sound like you really need to get laid "

Does it?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

0

I dont want to even be awake

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"OP you sound like you really need to get laid

Does it? "

Yes. Maybe you should go and knock one out, take the edge off?

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8

"

You know an 8 looks like boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you sound like you really need to get laid

Does it?

Yes. Maybe you should go and knock one out, take the edge off?"

Your so sexy when you use innuendos.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I haven't woken because I haven't slept.

I'm currently not horny at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 an rising the more I perve on hot fab ladies

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"OP you sound like you really need to get laid

Does it?

Yes. Maybe you should go and knock one out, take the edge off?

Your so sexy when you use innuendos. "

Get a grip

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

5 this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you sound like you really need to get laid

Does it?

Yes. Maybe you should go and knock one out, take the edge off?

Your so sexy when you use innuendos.

Get a grip "

Would you like to?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"OP you sound like you really need to get laid

Does it?

Yes. Maybe you should go and knock one out, take the edge off?

Your so sexy when you use innuendos.

Get a grip

Would you like to? "

Like a vice. You wouldn't like me today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5 this morning"

Your ass is a ten.

Can I say that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't woken because I haven't slept.

I'm currently not horny at all."

Up all night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a 9 from me. I need to sort this feeling out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm heading ur way Dana maybe ello u with that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I haven't woken because I haven't slept.

I'm currently not horny at all.

Up all night? "

Up for several days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't woken because I haven't slept.

I'm currently not horny at all.

Up all night?

Up for several days "

Up for days? Wow.....We're talking horny right?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

3-4. I could have a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

some one sent me this scale so you can all see where you fall with your numbers .

0, absolutely no interested due to nature or emotional upheaval .

1, could be tempted but only by fantasy person .

2 , getting interested but only a 10 out 10 will tempt.

3 , feeling the urge so could be tempted back into the saddle by a 8 .9 .or 10,

4 , getting a bit more realistic now so 7 are added to the list .

5, we are at normal at last so a normal interesting funny sexy person could tempt one back into the saddle .

6 ,we are really beginning to feeling the erg now even a ex looks tempting.

7 .we are in a bit of trouble so our black book of exes numbers is out and we are ringing around .

8 . we have hit bottom anyone local reasonable looking free right now will do .

9. we have hit rock bottom we are now at the point where anyone with a pulse will do .

10 we have reach the point as a man where any hole will do even one in the wall and as a woman well even Donald trump looks like a viable candidate ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5.

I've got plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1/10. Woke up but sleepy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"0"

Welcome to the club.

Shall we drink tea and read?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"7.5.

I've got plans "

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

6-10 for me

2-10 for H due to mother nature

Although we still tested out our new cane last night

S

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"It's a 9 from me. I need to sort this feeling out! "

really on the scale I posted further down 9 is where I normally start to receive messages the problem for me is my sexy drive is always at a permanent number 3 that's a problem when your a 3 on the looks scale hence me only receiving invites when some one hits a 9 on the horny scale .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6-10 for me

2-10 for H due to mother nature

Although we still tested out our new cane last night

S"

Hmmmm maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to say this but it was a big fat zero never slept well then stupid alarm at 6.30 not nice (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0? Or does that not count as it's not strictly 1-10?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"some one sent me this scale so you can all see where you fall with your numbers .

0, absolutely no interested due to nature or emotional upheaval .

1, could be tempted but only by fantasy person .

2 , getting interested but only a 10 out 10 will tempt.

3 , feeling the urge so could be tempted back into the saddle by a 8 .9 .or 10,

4 , getting a bit more realistic now so 7 are added to the list .

5, we are at normal at last so a normal interesting funny sexy person could tempt one back into the saddle .

6 ,we are really beginning to feeling the erg now even a ex looks tempting.

7 .we are in a bit of trouble so our black book of exes numbers is out and we are ringing around .

8 . we have hit bottom anyone local reasonable looking free right now will do .

9. we have hit rock bottom we are now at the point where anyone with a pulse will do .

10 we have reach the point as a man where any hole will do even one in the wall and as a woman well even Donald trump looks like a viable candidate ,

"

Love this

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Too tired to be horny. A shit night sleep, the 3rd in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 ...

My yearning for a cup of tea is at 10 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh... My PMT is at a record high and I've not got to the super horny stage yet. I'm at a 1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7.5.

I've got plans "

I always think of you as a 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"some one sent me this scale so you can all see where you fall with your numbers .

0, absolutely no interested due to nature or emotional upheaval .

1, could be tempted but only by fantasy person .

2 , getting interested but only a 10 out 10 will tempt.

3 , feeling the urge so could be tempted back into the saddle by a 8 .9 .or 10,

4 , getting a bit more realistic now so 7 are added to the list .

5, we are at normal at last so a normal interesting funny sexy person could tempt one back into the saddle .

6 ,we are really beginning to feeling the erg now even a ex looks tempting.

7 .we are in a bit of trouble so our black book of exes numbers is out and we are ringing around .

8 . we have hit bottom anyone local reasonable looking free right now will do .

9. we have hit rock bottom we are now at the point where anyone with a pulse will do .

10 we have reach the point as a man where any hole will do even one in the wall and as a woman well even Donald trump looks like a viable candidate ,

"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"6 ...

My yearning for a cup of tea is at 10 though "

Brew up, mines a coffee.

Coffee night make me a 3

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Just woken up so off the scale, 0 at the moment. Give me a couple of hours to wake properly though, then I will be off the scale at the other end xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0

Welcome to the club.

Shall we drink tea and read?"

That I would actually love right now.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Am I awake? Still on sleep horny more than awake horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.5

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"8.5 "

Can you hold onto that till the weekend when we are nearer

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off the scale today after waking to a dirty message from the mr!

Mrs X

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

I woke up at around a 7.

Suddenly raised to a 9 when i received my first fabbed pic in a while

Then dropped off to an 8, when i realised i couldn't return the favour and perv her pics. as she has hidden her profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8.5 "

I can't imagine you any less than an 8.5.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up at around a 7.

Suddenly raised to a 9 when i received my first fabbed pic in a while

Then dropped off to an 8, when i realised i couldn't return the favour and perv her pics. as she has hidden her profile. "

I've found that text can sometimes do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How horny did you wake today?

We know men wake with morning wood. And that just starts things rolling from there I think. How do women describe waking with a sexy feeking?

I'm 8/10 horny this morning.

And it's only Wednesday. I can only imagine this scale of hornyness to rise as the weekend draws near.

How horny are you?

And if someone on the thread is near, and is in as much need of sex....jump on them!

"

4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had mine "kik" started up from a 7 to a 9.5.....goodness me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly, only a 2 or 3 at the mo. Feeling a lil bit flat. Some pic me up tunes are in order methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake up with a firm 8, nothing 5 more minutes in the shower didn't fix though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a 3 needed the toilet more than I needed a hard on "

haha

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Solid 8 when I woke up around a 6 at the min

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

About 11.4... but there's back up on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally it's an 8 but I was so sleepy I fell asleep masturbating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 test levels must be low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 due to a stinking cold. Hoping to get higher as week goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 1 or 2? Marc's been gone so any desire for sex has vanished. I was really horny when he first went, but as the days go by I have become less so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2

It's pretty numb down their but I'm sure he can spring into action if needed.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"0 and it has been for the last week and a half. Jack."

Its cos I'm working away on nights. Will be resolved on the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.

If I just woke up..Don't expect anything. I'm rarely in the mood soon as I open my eyes.

bring me coffee and cigarettes first

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"About 11.4... but there's back up on the way "

Back around 7 after an long and interesting session.

More later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 11.4... but there's back up on the way

Back around 7 after an long and interesting session.

More later?

"

Oh do fuck off

Yes the green is apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today. 0

"

must be going though the change some order her a tub of lube

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