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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers." No. Quite the opposite if Psychology Today are to be believed. Women are quite the cave-women apparently 
Men are advised to have stubble or light beards if they want sex, bushy beards if they want a relationship.
Apparently women say one thing when asked, but another when asked to rate photographs.
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers. No. Quite the opposite if Psychology Today are to be believed. Women are quite the cave-women apparently
Men are advised to have stubble or light beards if they want sex, bushy beards if they want a relationship.
Apparently women say one thing when asked, but another when asked to rate photographs.
So you only have yourselves to blame
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"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not. "Sorry. In my defence, I've been away. | |||
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"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.
Sorry. In my defence, I've been away."Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543  | |||
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"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.
Sorry. In my defence, I've been away.
Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543 "I'm only back because I'm a contrary cow | |||
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"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you? " yes! | |||
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"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you? "Brilliant plan! | |||
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"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?
yes!"When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you? | |||
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I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air | |||
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"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else." bit random. I'm not sure anyone was trying to make anyone do anything with their bodies. | |||
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"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else." I find that plan falls down once you expect someone else to snog it... | |||
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"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?
yes!
When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you?
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"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?
yes!
When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you?
I'm a-greedy!!" | |||
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"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else." Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim. Not long apparently. | |||
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"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win
I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air "Who wants to follow the herd anyway? You're bucking the trend | |||
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers." On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese? | |||
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers. On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese? "Oh god!  | |||
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers. On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers. On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese? "No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature. | |||
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers. On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?
No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature. "In fact I'm wondering whether it might help to put different foods in different parts of the beard, along with a 'beard menu'. "Would madam like to suck on some chocolate cheesecake now?" | |||
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"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else. Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim. Not long apparently." lt's all about you isn't it? l never made a claim but stated a fact. | |||
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"Particularly... the straggly food catchers. On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?
No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature.
In fact I'm wondering whether it might help to put different foods in different parts of the beard, along with a 'beard menu'.
"Would madam like to suck on some chocolate cheesecake now?""There are parts of some people I would simply love to lick chocolate cheesecake from. Beards do not feature on that list! | |||
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"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else. Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim. Not long apparently. lt's all about you isn't it? l never made a claim but stated a fact." You're a bit transparent. Must try harder. | |||
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It's kinda sweet in a twisted way | |||
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"Still, it's always entertaining when people who claim to find me unattractive and to want nothing to do with me, follow me around, going out of their way to comment on what I say and trying to get me to engage with them
It's kinda sweet in a twisted way "I'm sorry! I just can't help myself!  | |||
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"Still, it's always entertaining when people who claim to find me unattractive and to want nothing to do with me, follow me around, going out of their way to comment on what I say and trying to get me to engage with them
It's kinda sweet in a twisted way " | |||
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"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win
I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air
Who wants to follow the herd anyway?
You're bucking the trend "bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope | |||
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers." With the death of the hipster beard comes the rise of the hipster spotty bow tie | |||
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"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win
I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air
Who wants to follow the herd anyway?
You're bucking the trend
bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope "Hey, fake it 'til ya make it! Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks. | |||
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" Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks." See for me that's where fashion and style are vary seprate things. | |||
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" Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks. See for me that's where fashion and style are vary seprate things." I agree. Fashion is a herd thing. Style is individual and personal. | |||
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"I'd like to know what people thought of mine!? I'd b intreasted to know what people first impressions of it are. As well as seccond... after giving it a good fondle!" I'm not a fan of beards and won't meet guys with beards, (or women with beards for that matter), but yours is pretty impressive, suits you and looks well groomed. | |||
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"I'd like to know what people thought of mine!? I'd b intreasted to know what people first impressions of it are. As well as seccond... after giving it a good fondle! I'm not a fan of beards and won't meet guys with beards, (or women with beards for that matter), but yours is pretty impressive, suits you and looks well groomed." Well thank you! I think I'd have my resivations about a woman ha. defo wouldnt meet a guy with a beard. Tbh I don't like hair at all on guys. That if fuck anyway ha! | |||
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"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win
I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air
Who wants to follow the herd anyway?
You're bucking the trend
bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope
Hey, fake it 'til ya make it!
Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks."the majority of my wardrobe is free t shirts from working at gigs and such..crew t shirts and the odd hoody thrown in. I buy one pair of jeans every year and the last year's pair becomes shorts..just with scissors..nothing fancy. I own two identical pairs of hi top boots, one a bit older one newer and that's it. oh..and a thing that's almost like a shirt. its got buttons I know that much. I only wear that for posh
that's my entire wardrobe. well..socks too. gave up on underwear ages ago
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"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.
Sorry. In my defence, I've been away.
Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543
I'm only back because I'm a contrary cow "Good a reason as any. | |||
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" the majority of my wardrobe is free t shirts from working at gigs and such..crew t shirts and the odd hoody thrown in. I buy one pair of jeans every year and the last year's pair becomes shorts..just with scissors..nothing fancy. I own two identical pairs of hi top boots, one a bit older one newer and that's it. oh..and a thing that's almost like a shirt. its got buttons I know that much. I only wear that for posh
that's my entire wardrobe. well..socks too. gave up on underwear ages ago
"You sound like me... but a band shirt and pair of good jeans will never go out of style | |||
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"Is Bill Oddie a member?" No, but Billy Gibbons is | |||
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"Is Bill Oddie a member? No, but Billy Gibbons is "Is his username EZ Bottom? I know, that was terrible, but I'm tired. | |||
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"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards." Poor souls don't know what there missing! | |||
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"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards. Poor souls don't know what there missing!" They're normally fussy joyless nimby's. I try not to socialise with such prejudicial people. | |||
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"I do hope the bushy bushy beard ones are going out of fashion ...and other type i dont mind Just bushy bushy " That's because they don't like you :p the can sense fear | |||
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers." Heck no! Adam looks gorgeous with a beard and when he accidentally shaved it too short and shaved it off, we were both like at how different it made him look ha ha.
Not in a bad way but much younger and baby faced.
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"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards. Poor souls don't know what there missing! They're normally fussy joyless nimby's. I try not to socialise with such prejudicial people." Nope, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. It's as simple as that. | |||
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"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy. Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*" It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that. Stuffy I'm not | |||
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"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy. Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache* It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that. Stuffy I'm not "Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it | |||
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"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy. Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache* It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that. Stuffy I'm not
Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it"Fair enough. I have sensitive skin, prone to irritation and rashes. I think that's probably part of it. I can end up with a rash on my face from kissing blokes with beards, even if the beard feels soft to the touch, and the kissing, not exactly tickles but, I don't know how to describe it, irritates. It feels odd and uncomfortable. | |||
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! " you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha | |||
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! " Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back. | |||
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha" Right now I am dipping my cock in it ! See you in a bit love | |||
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back." Haha I shall try that
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha Right now I am dipping my cock in it ! See you in a bit love "haha crafty x  | |||
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"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back. Haha I shall try that
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" Licking the nutella pot " Is that another way of saying "rimming"? Urban Dictionary has let me down for once... 
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" Licking the nutella pot Is that another way of saying "rimming"? Urban Dictionary has let me down for once...
Mr ddc"Yes I am a rather poetic type of bearded lad you know | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now "You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now
You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman "So it's an insult to call someone a woman? | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now
You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman
So it's an insult to call someone a woman? "Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek | |||
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"love a guy with a bit of facial fliff.. its relaxing to stroke it. partial to chest hair also. back hair is still very much a no no " Which back are we talking ? | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now
You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman
So it's an insult to call someone a woman?
Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek"So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either? | |||
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"love a guy with a bit of facial fliff.. its relaxing to stroke it. partial to chest hair also. back hair is still very much a no no Which back are we talking ? " as far as i was aware we only have one backk  | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now
You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman
So it's an insult to call someone a woman?
Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek
So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either?"Well we all know there not funny | |||
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers." I've not encountered any for a while | |||
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"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now
You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman
So it's an insult to call someone a woman?
Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek
So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either?
Well we all know there not funny "Of course you do. | |||
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"Mmmmm beards. And I know all about you and beards!" Yeah, I realise I may be too enthusiastic about them. I currently have a crush on someone completely beardless so I'm making progress.  | |||
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"Mmmmm beards. And I know all about you and beards! Yeah, I realise I may be too enthusiastic about them. I currently have a crush on someone completely beardless so I'm making progress. "Why would you Photoshop shave me! | |||
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"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy. Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache* It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that. Stuffy I'm not
Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it
Fair enough.
I have sensitive skin, prone to irritation and rashes. I think that's probably part of it. I can end up with a rash on my face from kissing blokes with beards, even if the beard feels soft to the touch, and the kissing, not exactly tickles but, I don't know how to describe it, irritates. It feels odd and uncomfortable."So why are you making a fuss about which style they are? Surely every style is irritating to your skin? | |||
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers. Heck no! Adam looks gorgeous with a beard and when he accidentally shaved it too short and shaved it off, we were both like at how different it made him look ha ha.
Not in a bad way but much younger and baby faced.
Eve. X"Which is precisely why I don't have a beard. I don't need to look any older than I am.... | |||
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"Are they near to going out of fashion yet? Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers." Personally I don't like them either | |||
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"I really dislike beards but I also dislike body hair, i hate the feel of it "Shave it off. | |||
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