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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Ray Winstone! Gutted as he is 52.

Bet you cant beat that for a Sunday insult!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should take that as a compliment.. young man!!

But I can't say I agree

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

At least it wasn't Ray Charles - he's dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho"

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays "

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Fook and who would be Barney Rubble then???? *checks puss pics*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fook and who would be Barney Rubble then???? *checks puss pics* "

feck off ya knobster i was chuffing breathing in on them pics...anyhow ya supposed to be looking at me boots not me belly and me bonce

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fook and who would be Barney Rubble then???? *checks puss pics*

feck off ya knobster i was chuffing breathing in on them pics...anyhow ya supposed to be looking at me boots not me belly and me bonce"

One only looked at boot pics honest.

I was going to add a link for the boob thing now but i will refrain lol.

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

............."

Izzat the England cricketer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fook and who would be Barney Rubble then???? *checks puss pics*

feck off ya knobster i was chuffing breathing in on them pics...anyhow ya supposed to be looking at me boots not me belly and me bonce"

God, I'm in soooo much trouble then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nah u dont look like ray winstone hun your nicer than that....bit of a freddie flintstone perhaps...nah only messing

thought you looked a bit of a gangster with the goatee pic tho

Fred Flinstone lol it gets better lmao. Think its gonna be one of them Sundays

love ya really ....YABADABADOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fook and who would be Barney Rubble then???? *checks puss pics*

feck off ya knobster i was chuffing breathing in on them pics...anyhow ya supposed to be looking at me boots not me belly and me bonce

God, I'm in soooo much trouble then "

nah have had a glass of merlot...(only a glass...am lying) so am now feeliing mellow on merlot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr i have you know ray winstone is the sexiest man on this planet hes gorgeous but you are right you dont look like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ray Winstone! Gutted as he is 52.

Bet you cant beat that for a Sunday insult!!

"

think i can. i was at a busstop on sat and talking to a women and she was saying how great it was having a bus pass and how she go visit her sister for free now .. then said to me ..when you get yours this year ... i just stood there open mouthed shocked ffs .. i thought i looked ok for nearly 44 but guess not as im now 60 ffs

so 52 is a lot better than bloody 60 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ray Winstone! Gutted as he is 52.

Bet you cant beat that for a Sunday insult!!

think i can. i was at a busstop on sat and talking to a women and she was saying how great it was having a bus pass and how she go visit her sister for free now .. then said to me ..when you get yours this year ... i just stood there open mouthed shocked ffs .. i thought i looked ok for nearly 44 but guess not as im now 60 ffs

so 52 is a lot better than bloody 60 lol"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ray Winstone! Gutted as he is 52.

Bet you cant beat that for a Sunday insult!!

think i can. i was at a busstop on sat and talking to a women and she was saying how great it was having a bus pass and how she go visit her sister for free now .. then said to me ..when you get yours this year ... i just stood there open mouthed shocked ffs .. i thought i looked ok for nearly 44 but guess not as im now 60 ffs

so 52 is a lot better than bloody 60 lol

OMG "

i know im still not over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope u gave her a slap...well ok maybe thats abit extreme. Its abit like when someone says 'so whens ur baby due' and ur not even pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope u gave her a slap...well ok maybe thats abit extreme. Its abit like when someone says 'so whens ur baby due' and ur not even pregnant "

lol ive know that to happen to friends..

when i got home told hubby what had just happened he laughed so bloody hard and just said see i told you, you are the older women grrr ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been compared to danny devito lol

Comes with the fact im so tall pmsl

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope u gave her a slap...well ok maybe thats abit extreme. Its abit like when someone says 'so whens ur baby due' and ur not even pregnant

lol ive know that to happen to friends..

when i got home told hubby what had just happened he laughed so bloody hard and just said see i told you, you are the older women grrr ..lol"

bloody men

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!"

i hope thats the mr writing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i keep getting told i look like kim marsh,

i dont look at all like her

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing "

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway "

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps"

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman "

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth"

always xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx "

start plucking but remember to spit em out

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out"

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something? "

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol"

is that a promise or a threat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat? "

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it"

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies? "

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED "

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle"

did I say I likes the scouse accent? not so sure anymore

But hey there is something in favour of experience over youthful exuberance and of course we always take the silver medal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle

did I say I likes the scouse accent? not so sure anymore

But hey there is something in favour of experience over youthful exuberance and of course we always take the silver medal "

ah eh ffs i didnt plan on talking to yer when we met.

but whisper in me ear what you would do to get that silver medal babe

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle

did I say I likes the scouse accent? not so sure anymore

But hey there is something in favour of experience over youthful exuberance and of course we always take the silver medal

ah eh ffs i didnt plan on talking to yer when we met.

but whisper in me ear what you would do to get that silver medal babe"

I always cum 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle

did I say I likes the scouse accent? not so sure anymore

But hey there is something in favour of experience over youthful exuberance and of course we always take the silver medal

ah eh ffs i didnt plan on talking to yer when we met.

but whisper in me ear what you would do to get that silver medal babe

I always cum 2nd "

your motto should be....the lady always cums first

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I was accused of being Gary Bushell a few years back - girl in the bank wouldn't believe my own name!

i hope thats the mr writing

yeah K has never had a goatee ...... well not on her face anyway

often have a goatee on me pussy but i find cream helps

I could comment on that but I'm to much of a gentleman

fancy plucking any stray hairs out with yer teeth

always xxxxx

start plucking but remember to spit em out

can I keep them as a momento? in a locket or something?

make a hair ring for ya cock. then you will always think of me when you thinking lol

is that a promise or a threat?

ah ave dumped ya hun. am saving my pubes for a young hottie i just spotted. he is in desperate need of corrupting and i know just the boots to do it

Yeah I've seen - is there no hope for us oldies?

try euthanasia....YA DUMPED

soz babe what can i say....am just fickle

did I say I likes the scouse accent? not so sure anymore

But hey there is something in favour of experience over youthful exuberance and of course we always take the silver medal

ah eh ffs i didnt plan on talking to yer when we met.

but whisper in me ear what you would do to get that silver medal babe

I always cum 2nd

your motto should be....the lady always cums first "

ahh but I like people to have to think about what I'm saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your motto should be....the lady always cums first "

Who needs it as a motto, when its a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your motto should be....the lady always cums first

Who needs it as a motto, when its a fact"

prove it if ya ard enuf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your motto should be....the lady always cums first

Who needs it as a motto, when its a fact

prove it if ya ard enuf... "

Oh, I'm hard enough alright. Your boots have seen to that.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your motto should be....the lady always cums first

Who needs it as a motto, when its a fact

prove it if ya ard enuf...

Oh, I'm hard enough alright. Your boots have seen to that.

"

mmmmh i like what i hear....and also what i see

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