FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a sexy secretary!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorrryyyyyy you probably came running into this thread expecting to see a hot fit sexy secretary but no it's just me

I was just saying to a friend if I was a female I'd love to be a sexy secretary ha ha

So what would job would you do if you were the opposite sex???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer ..

Or Santas Elf helper at a shopping centre grotto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fluffer ..

Or Santas Elf helper at a shopping centre grotto

Ha ha great choices my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a pole dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you all want lots of men leering at you? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a sexy secretary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you all want lots of men leering at you? Haha"

If we were girls then hell yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a sexy secretary "

A male one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a sexy secretary

A male one?? "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard! "

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Got a sexy secretary in our recent public pics

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

Haha ya that is true.. but even being this sex I would still love to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

Haha ya that is true.. but even being this sex I would still love to do it

Do it!!! Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

Haha ya that is true.. but even being this sex I would still love to do it

Do it!!! Why not?

I'm self employed atm due the children at school etc.. so cant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x"

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd be a fireman with a body just like yours OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

Haha ya that is true.. but even being this sex I would still love to do it

Do it!!! Why not?

I'm self employed atm due the children at school etc.. so cant..

Do you think you will though one day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a fireman with a body just like yours OP

Ohhh good choice of profession! Bet you would make a hot fireman!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed "

Parrrrrtttyyyyy time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed "

Can I come round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I would love to do somthingbx like that heel on, skirt, glasses bit of flirting

But get the job done

I think you didn't read the "if you were the opposite sex" part! Hairy legs with size 10 stilettos on might not cut it??

Haha ya that is true.. but even being this sex I would still love to do it

Do it!!! Why not?

I'm self employed atm due the children at school etc.. so cant..

Do you think you will though one day? "

I hope so

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!" "

Ha ha ha this I need to see!!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'd be a full time lesbian

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!"

Ha ha ha this I need to see!!

What my wood? Says your straight on your profile doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

It really isn't that far

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorrryyyyyy you probably came running into this thread expecting to see a hot fit sexy secretary but no it's just me

I was just saying to a friend if I was a female I'd love to be a sexy secretary ha ha

So what would job would you do if you were the opposite sex???

I'd just like to be a man - it's gotta be easier than being a mom working full time with kids....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!"

Ha ha ha this I need to see!!

What my wood? Says your straight on your profile doesn't it.

But I'm a sexy secretary now!! Ffs keep up girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorrryyyyyy you probably came running into this thread expecting to see a hot fit sexy secretary but no it's just me

I was just saying to a friend if I was a female I'd love to be a sexy secretary ha ha

So what would job would you do if you were the opposite sex???

I'd just like to be a man - it's gotta be easier than being a mom working full time with kids....

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a sexy drive way block paver.Theres a shortage of those at the mo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be a sexy drive way block paver.Theres a shortage of those at the mo "

You're spot on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want to know what its like to wake up with a hard on - for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banker.

Get to fuck the country then!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!"

Ha ha ha this I need to see!!

What my wood? Says your straight on your profile doesn't it.

But I'm a sexy secretary now!! Ffs keep up girl

Well in that case fetch me my coffee...

*Mutters something about dic(k)tation/ taking something down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i want to know what its like to wake up with a hard on - for starters

Quite a feeling!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a lumberjack complete with beard. I'd say things like, "Come and see my wood!"

Ha ha ha this I need to see!!

What my wood? Says your straight on your profile doesn't it.

But I'm a sexy secretary now!! Ffs keep up girl

Well in that case fetch me my coffee...

*Mutters something about dic(k)tation/ taking something down. "

I'll bring you it but before hand I must pick up that pen I've dropped on the floor

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a feminist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

Sounds a plan xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

Sounds a plan xx"

Could you have a spin on the pole too though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

Sounds a plan xx

Could you have a spin on the pole too though?

Ya but my god they go fast and get very dizzy lol.. I do love doing spin on that kinda pole though x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

Sounds a plan xx

Could you have a spin on the pole too though?

Ya but my god they go fast and get very dizzy lol.. I do love doing spin on that kinda pole though x"

This sounds like fun. Hey Merry fix that pole up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a naughty nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a mobile hairdresser.

A sexy mother fucking hairdresser.

Have you sat in a chair, stand in front of you with my legs in between yours so you can look at my big tits in my low cut top as I run my fingers through your hair.

The hair cut will be questionable, but we'll be fucking in your sofa afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a mobile hairdresser.

A sexy mother fucking hairdresser.

Have you sat in a chair, stand in front of you with my legs in between yours so you can look at my big tits in my low cut top as I run my fingers through your hair.

The hair cut will be questionable, but we'll be fucking in your sofa afterwards

Have to applaud you on how serious you got into that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a pole dancer

It's not as easy as they make out to be

I bet it's bloody hard!

I didn't think it was easy, just walking in the shoes is hard enough

LOL ya just a bit x

Fudge it....I'm having a stripper pole installed

Can I come round

I'll pick you up on the way, I could use a giggle

Sounds a plan xx

Could you have a spin on the pole too though?

Ya but my god they go fast and get very dizzy lol.. I do love doing spin on that kinda pole though x

This sounds like fun. Hey Merry fix that pole up.

Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballer

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would be a surgeon, like McSteamy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be a mobile hairdresser.

A sexy mother fucking hairdresser.

Have you sat in a chair, stand in front of you with my legs in between yours so you can look at my big tits in my low cut top as I run my fingers through your hair.

The hair cut will be questionable, but we'll be fucking in your sofa afterwards

I like your idea of role play. Shall we try it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Can I work the bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a mobile hairdresser.

A sexy mother fucking hairdresser.

Have you sat in a chair, stand in front of you with my legs in between yours so you can look at my big tits in my low cut top as I run my fingers through your hair.

The hair cut will be questionable, but we'll be fucking in your sofa afterwards

Have to applaud you on how serious you got into that!

I'm Getting some business cards off Vistaprint now.

Hey, I don't do things by halves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

You applying??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Can I work the bar?"

Definitely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

You applying??

I'd like to hand my cv in please!

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over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Can I work the bar?

Definitely!!

Wonderful. I'm thinking a burlesque type bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

Where do I apply? I've mastered this game...my extended frodo and my hip lock drop will have these female lumberjacks and bankers throwing bills every where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Can I work the bar?

Definitely!!

Wonderful. I'm thinking a burlesque type bar

Yes!!!

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I've just got new glasses think some pictures are in order

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Can I work the bar?

Definitely!!

Wonderful. I'm thinking a burlesque type bar

Yes!!!

Waistcoat, bowler and guyliner it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*mutters something about equal opportunities and latent sexism and walks out*

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I'd like to be a guy in forces uniform.

If I got to keep my current gender though I'd go for sexy secretary. I love the idea of wearing a very short skirt and being bent over the bosses desk.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

seems to get a fair bit of action under the mistletoe though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just got new glasses think some pictures are in order

Get the pics done!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to be a guy in forces uniform.

If I got to keep my current gender though I'd go for sexy secretary. I love the idea of wearing a very short skirt and being bent over the bosses desk.

Nice image

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"I've just got new glasses think some pictures are in order

Get the pics done!!! "

White shirt slightly open, heels

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

WPC... Handcuffs and discipline..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just got new glasses think some pictures are in order

Get the pics done!!!

White shirt slightly open, heels "

Yes short skirt, shirt open showing cleavage and high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a male PT, then I can assist all the females in the gym ...you know holding their hips when bending over & showing them how to do squats correctly by standing behind them & guiding them down whilst my hands are supporting their fine ass

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My actual job. I'm good at it and everyone else in my immediate team is male anyway so it wouldn't make much difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A model.

With an ass like mine I'd be very popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female slut instead of a male one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An F1 racing driver!

I'd love spraying champagne all over the ladies who just happen to be close by in thin white tops

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A train driver but not for southern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a professional footballer, playing for Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same one I am doing now ... boring I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a male PT, then I can assist all the females in the gym ...you know holding their hips when bending over & showing them how to do squats correctly by standing behind them & guiding them down whilst my hands are supporting their fine ass

Your hired!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An F1 racing driver!

I'd love spraying champagne all over the ladies who just happen to be close by in thin white tops

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a builder or scaffolder.. I like men in hi vis so Id just perv at myself all day

Oh hang on.. no I like men in suits too.. Hmm..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a builder or scaffolder.. I like men in hi vis so Id just perv at myself all day

Oh hang on.. no I like men in suits too.. Hmm.."

I'll buy you a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

You applying??

I'd like to hand my cv in please! "

Yes you can!! Infact...the job is yours!! There is a uniform that goes with the job tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proctologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the owner of a pole dancing club who really needs a secretary!

Are you recruiting?

Where do I apply? I've mastered this game...my extended frodo and my hip lock drop will have these female lumberjacks and bankers throwing bills every where

My new secretary will make you an appointment to come n show me what you can do;-)

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