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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the rules; if you don't make them up.... Joe, put some music on... Estella stop canoodling... Ruby..... fucking shrink will ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heads to the fantasy aisle in search of Sir Terry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making poetry not canoodling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heads to the fantasy aisle in search of Sir Terry "

aww bless, I do miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know the rules; if you don't make them up.... Joe, put some music on... Estella don't stop canoodling... Ruby..... fucking shrink will ya!"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know the rules; if you don't make them up.... Joe, put some music on... Estella don't stop canoodling... Ruby..... fucking shrink will ya!

FTFY"

Well making love and poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making poetry not canoodling.

Making something by the sounds of it not ooetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heads to the fantasy aisle in search of Sir Terry

aww bless, I do miss him"

Me too was gutted when the news came through last year

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I warned you. The glasses are off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches."

Thats my line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off."

and heres me bent over a chippendale desk all prone like....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off."

Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches.

Thats my line!"

Only 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off.

Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would. "

Like this, only you know, sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches.

Thats my line!

Only 6? "

its a fab six....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off."

Don't be so Poe-faced

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I warned you. The glasses are off.

Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would.

Like this, only you know, sexy. "

you look like you ate my hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

I would but don't think you'd understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

I would but don't think you'd understand me"

why not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish accent maybe a bit strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

Somebody read a book to me on a meet once. It was a short book though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

Somebody read a book to me on a meet once. It was a short book though."

Was it Mr Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!! "

Aww, that's awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

Somebody read a book to me on a meet once. It was a short book though."

Red and white stripes in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!! "

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish accent maybe a bit strong "

*fans herself*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish accent maybe a bit strong

*fans herself*"

Grabs the iced water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles."

It was a discussion on Tess in an opening message on here that found me one of my now closest male friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles."

My reading voice is quite posh but there's a serious risk of going fishwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles.

My reading voice is quite posh but there's a serious risk of going fishwife "

Fishwife just makes me think of Dylan Thomas' Under Milk Wood -- now there's a piece I'd like to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine.

We must do hysterical literature.

Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!!

I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice

That's going to be lush

Or just hilarious...you've never heard me

That made me laugh!

I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles.

My reading voice is quite posh but there's a serious risk of going fishwife

Fishwife just makes me think of Dylan Thomas' Under Milk Wood -- now there's a piece I'd like to read!

"
. For hysterical literature, I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't do it, I swear

I'll stop myself checking there

"Don't be a prick"

"Don't click"

"Don't pander to your own despair".

But I clicked and as expected it said.

"Your message remains unread"

And it stays that way for days

And the yellow box just stays

And the words I crafted are now dead.

No more will I send such mail

Those actions are doomed to fail

And on here I'll post

With high hopes at the most

Of finding fabs holy grail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't do it, I swear

I'll stop myself checking there

"Don't be a prick"

"Don't click"

"Don't pander to your own despair".

But I clicked and as expected it said.

"Your message remains unread"

And it stays that way for days

And the yellow box just stays

And the words I crafted are now dead.

No more will I send such mail

Those actions are doomed to fail

And on here I'll post

With high hopes at the most

Of finding fabs holy grail.

Oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't do it, I swear

I'll stop myself checking there

"Don't be a prick"

"Don't click"

"Don't pander to your own despair".

But I clicked and as expected it said.

"Your message remains unread"

And it stays that way for days

And the yellow box just stays

And the words I crafted are now dead.

No more will I send such mail

Those actions are doomed to fail

And on here I'll post

With high hopes at the most

Of finding fabs holy grail.

Oh!

Sorry was just a kind of free form, stream of consciousness type of thing I had going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't do it, I swear

I'll stop myself checking there

"Don't be a prick"

"Don't click"

"Don't pander to your own despair".

But I clicked and as expected it said.

"Your message remains unread"

And it stays that way for days

And the yellow box just stays

And the words I crafted are now dead.

No more will I send such mail

Those actions are doomed to fail

And on here I'll post

With high hopes at the most

Of finding fabs holy grail.

Oh!

Sorry was just a kind of free form, stream of consciousness type of thing I had going on."

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