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"Heads to the fantasy aisle in search of Sir Terry " aww bless, I do miss him | |||
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"You know the rules; if you don't make them up.... Joe, put some music on... Estella don't stop canoodling... Ruby..... fucking shrink will ya!" FTFY | |||
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"I'm making poetry not canoodling. ![]() Making something by the sounds of it not ooetry ![]() | |||
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"Heads to the fantasy aisle in search of Sir Terry aww bless, I do miss him" Me too was gutted when the news came through last year | |||
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"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches." Thats my line! | |||
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"I warned you. The glasses are off." and heres me bent over a chippendale desk all prone like.... ![]() | |||
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"I warned you. The glasses are off." Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would. | |||
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"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches. Thats my line!" Only 6? | |||
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"I warned you. The glasses are off. Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would. " Like this, only you know, sexy. | |||
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"Alright man I'll take the heels off. Now I've lost six inches. Thats my line! Only 6? " its a fab six.... ![]() | |||
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"I warned you. The glasses are off." Don't be so Poe-faced ![]() | |||
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"I warned you. The glasses are off. Noooo. Keep them on and look over them like you said you would. Like this, only you know, sexy. " you look like you ate my hamster | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() I would but don't think you'd understand me | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() We must do hysterical literature. ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() Oooooerr. You know someone messaged me today to say they'd got some fun out of that with their other half and thanks! I was well chuffed!! | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() Was it Mr Pump | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() Aww, that's awesome. ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() Red and white stripes in it? ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() I still haven't done that but I have my willing accomplice ![]() | |||
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"Scottish accent maybe a bit strong *fans herself*" Grabs the iced water | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() That's going to be lush ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or just hilarious...you've never heard me ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That made me laugh! ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have an aural mental image already. No way am I trying it; I already sound like a cross between Pan Ayres and Tess of the d'Urbervilles. | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It was a discussion on Tess in an opening message on here that found me one of my now closest male friends ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My reading voice is quite posh but there's a serious risk of going fishwife | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fishwife just makes me think of Dylan Thomas' Under Milk Wood -- now there's a piece I'd like to read! ![]() | |||
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"Would somebody read out loud to me? That's another fantasy of mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . For hysterical literature, I mean ![]() | |||
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"I won't do it, I swear I'll stop myself checking there "Don't be a prick" "Don't click" "Don't pander to your own despair". But I clicked and as expected it said. "Your message remains unread" And it stays that way for days And the yellow box just stays And the words I crafted are now dead. No more will I send such mail Those actions are doomed to fail And on here I'll post With high hopes at the most Of finding fabs holy grail. " Oh! ![]() | |||
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"I won't do it, I swear I'll stop myself checking there "Don't be a prick" "Don't click" "Don't pander to your own despair". But I clicked and as expected it said. "Your message remains unread" And it stays that way for days And the yellow box just stays And the words I crafted are now dead. No more will I send such mail Those actions are doomed to fail And on here I'll post With high hopes at the most Of finding fabs holy grail. Oh! ![]() Sorry was just a kind of free form, stream of consciousness type of thing I had going on. | |||
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"I won't do it, I swear I'll stop myself checking there "Don't be a prick" "Don't click" "Don't pander to your own despair". But I clicked and as expected it said. "Your message remains unread" And it stays that way for days And the yellow box just stays And the words I crafted are now dead. No more will I send such mail Those actions are doomed to fail And on here I'll post With high hopes at the most Of finding fabs holy grail. Oh! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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