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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No Stairway to Heaven

No 50 Shades...

No Moules

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Do we need to do stretches before we lift a book/paper etc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is much more my pace.

What are the tea making facilities like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells a bit weird in here.

Is somebody smoking a pipe?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"No Stairway to Heaven

No 50 Shades...

No Moules"

Is this a Fascist library?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for the football to start again on Saturday.

International break is so dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoooooth dude

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Smells a bit weird in here.

Is somebody smoking a pipe? "

That's not a pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smells a bit weird in here.

Is somebody smoking a pipe? "

Sorry, that's my slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flexes fingers for a good old read

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"shhhhh"

Libraries should have noise and entertainment and light

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

So we can do what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is much more my pace.

What are the tea making facilities like?"

If you've got twinnings you can feck off....

Note this is not a "tolerant" reading room; if your in; your in; I don't want no quasi middle class tea though....

((theres a kettle in the corner; we have both china and silvered teapots; all tea is served in cups WITH saucers... help yourself Mr Hatter sir.....))

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh I do like this room

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Theres a book called the reading room. Dont remember much about it apart from it was excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I need to be inducted? Oh crikey is there some monthly membership? What on earth do I wear? Oh and....bugger I fell over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shhhhh

Libraries should have noise and entertainment and light"

No they shouldn't

I like stacks and dust and the dewey decimal system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The day beds are not for that purpose Miss Honey... and there is nowhere for Wanda to get "juiced up"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tasting machine would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/11/16 23:55:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah man.....

Down with the jocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't I need to be inducted? Oh crikey is there some monthly membership? What on earth do I wear? Oh and....bugger I fell over. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tassimo even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*runs in* Gender Trouble *runs out* (as its a book written by a feminist)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh, this room is perfect. I'm safe from judgement if I use words with more than six letters in here, aren't I? Please, I just want to read and use them.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around."

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't I need to be inducted? Oh crikey is there some monthly membership? What on earth do I wear? Oh and....bugger I fell over. "

Here take a seat would you like a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around."

You can be the chief librarian of the Reading Room Miss Reading

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Is there a leather wingback chair I can hide away in a corner in and get off on the smell of books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is much more my pace.

What are the tea making facilities like?"

Well if there's tea, there better be coffee too.... Having g withdrawals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is actually one of major fantasies. I'm a bit fluttery.

I was so fluttery my finger slipped and I pressed delete post. Loser!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

"

Library card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wearing my monacle and smoking jacket... What we reading!?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What's wrong with Twinnings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was ignoring the title of the thread and posting any old shit.

Thought that was what everyone was doing on threads tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is much more my pace.

What are the tea making facilities like?

If you've got twinnings you can feck off....

Note this is not a "tolerant" reading room; if your in; your in; I don't want no quasi middle class tea though....

((theres a kettle in the corner; we have both china and silvered teapots; all tea is served in cups WITH saucers... help yourself Mr Hatter sir.....))"

What the hell is Twinnings?

I've got some Twinings though.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The day beds are not for that purpose Miss Honey... and there is nowhere for Wanda to get "juiced up".... "

You have me all wrong

I'm off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a leather wingback chair I can hide away in a corner in and get off on the smell of books?"

Help yourself to the Chesterfields...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't I need to be inducted? Oh crikey is there some monthly membership? What on earth do I wear? Oh and....bugger I fell over.

Here take a seat would you like a cuppa"

Oooh yes please. I'm on a no coffee day, so if you have an Assam tea, I'd be most obliged.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

Library card? "

What do I need one of those for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?"

Costa is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If someone could choose some suitable music I would be most grateful...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was ignoring the title of the thread and posting any old shit.

Thought that was what everyone was doing on threads tonight."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was ignoring the title of the thread and posting any old shit.

Thought that was what everyone was doing on threads tonight."

What do you mean "tonight"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

"

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better "

So you keep saying

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better "

Fucking heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around."

I'm encouraged by the fact that Villa have had a bit of an upturn in form. It's been a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't I need to be inducted? Oh crikey is there some monthly membership? What on earth do I wear? Oh and....bugger I fell over.

Here take a seat would you like a cuppa

Oooh yes please. I'm on a no coffee day, so if you have an Assam tea, I'd be most obliged. "

One moment ma'am I'll get it ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Byron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone could choose some suitable music I would be most grateful..."

Melanie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

Library card?

What do I need one of those for?"

To rip up and throw back at The Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen"

You a Starbucks guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush "

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right,where are the fuck books?

I'm getting bored with my vintage bongo mags...n most of the pages are now stuck together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

spelling mistakes are allowed in the Reading Room... by order of the OED...

Someone light the fire... I am getting nippy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen

You a Starbucks guy? "

*spits on the ground*

You. Me. Outside. Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

So you keep saying "

One hint at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen

You a Starbucks guy?

*spits on the ground*

You. Me. Outside. Now. "

Twinings breakfast or earl grey sir

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"spelling mistakes are allowed in the Reading Room... by order of the OED...

Someone light the fire... I am getting nippy "

Throw another Barbara Carltand on the fire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen

You a Starbucks guy?

*spits on the ground*

You. Me. Outside. Now. "

have you slapped him with your gauntlet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, this room is perfect. I'm safe from judgement if I use words with more than six letters in here, aren't I? Please, I just want to read and use them. "

Okay but only upto 9 letters, so you can practice for Countdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?"

Worse. e.e.cummings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"spelling mistakes are allowed in the Reading Room... by order of the OED...

Someone light the fire... I am getting nippy

Throw another Barbara Carltand on the fire?"

she would be quite desiccated now wouldn't she; stand by with the extinguishers just in case...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen

You a Starbucks guy?

*spits on the ground*

You. Me. Outside. Now.

Twinings breakfast or earl grey sir"

What?

Yorkshire tea. Milk and two.

Any fule know that tea (like sex) is a matter of personal taste, not public proscription

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like fruit teas

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"spelling mistakes are allowed in the Reading Room... by order of the OED...

Someone light the fire... I am getting nippy

Throw another Barbara Carltand on the fire?"

With that much chiffon, hairspray and powder? What are you thinking man? The whole place would go up!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Right,where are the fuck books?

I'm getting bored with my vintage bongo mags...n most of the pages are now stuck together! "

Come and look at this one with me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"spelling mistakes are allowed in the Reading Room... by order of the OED...

Someone light the fire... I am getting nippy

Throw another Barbara Carltand on the fire?

she would be quite desiccated now wouldn't she; stand by with the extinguishers just in case..."

I have a stack of old Barbara Cartlands. It's fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with Twinnings?

Costa is better

Fucking heathen

You a Starbucks guy?

*spits on the ground*

You. Me. Outside. Now.

Twinings breakfast or earl grey sir

What?

Yorkshire tea. Milk and two.

Any fule know that tea (like sex) is a matter of personal taste, not public proscription"

Ah Yorkshire tea good choice

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And I've watched Norwich play at Carrow Road several times

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

At work and reading. Chris Ryan - Stand by, stand by. Its not bad. Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?

Worse. e.e.cummings"

*slides to the poetry aisle*

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smells a bit weird in here.

Is somebody smoking a pipe?

Sorry, that's my slippers "

is that where the steam is coming from? Very atmospheric!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?"

Shhh.

Yes of course. If that's what people want.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?"

Oooooh I bloody hope so!

"Before I loved you, love, nothing was my own:

I wavered through the streets, among

Objects:

Nothing mattered or had a name:

The world was made of air, which waited.

I knew rooms full of ashes,

Tunnels where the moon lived,

Rough warehouses that growled 'get lost',

Questions that insisted in the sand.

Everything was empty, dead, mute,

Fallen abandoned, and decayed:

Inconceivably alien, it all

Belonged to someone else - to no one:

Till your beauty and your poverty

Filled the autumn plentiful with gifts."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?

Shhh.

Yes of course. If that's what people want."

I knew you'd say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know "

Health and fitness aisle at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know "

Only if you read with your top off...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know "

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right,where are the fuck books?

I'm getting bored with my vintage bongo mags...n most of the pages are now stuck together!

Come and look at this one with me.

"

Cool,just let me build a fuck book fort for us so we won't be distracted from our sexy studies

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!"

Ooooosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?

Yes "

Hatter is chief beverage meister... You are the assistant.....

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

all men try and look windswept and interesting; if you can't pull off the windswept and interesting because you are follicly challenged; try to look shiny and bemused....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?

Yes

Hatter is chief beverage meister... You are the assistant.....

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

all men try and look windswept and interesting; if you can't pull off the windswept and interesting because you are follicly challenged; try to look shiny and bemused...."

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

"

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella, join me in the poetry section, let me erm... read to you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hatter? HATTER!!!! Are we allowing coffee?

Yes

Hatter is chief beverage meister... You are the assistant..... "

Yes Sir, happy to assist Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes? "

Preferably nice distraction from this book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?

Worse. e.e.cummings

*slides to the poetry aisle*"

Even better!!

"i like my body when it is with your

body. It is so quite new a thing.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body. i like what it does,

i like its hows. i like to feel the spine

of your body and its bones,and the trembling

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,

i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzz

of your electric furr,and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh….And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estella, join me in the poetry section, let me erm... read to you. "

I'm cummings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows

disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is the shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and living beings.

Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid.”

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"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes? "

Fu fu fu fu fu fu *dribble*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes? "

Please note the reference section is at a height of 10 feet above the ground level on the 12th shelf.... you will find interesting books on this shelf that pertain to the use of hand held blades on men that lie about their height...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows

disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is the shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and living beings.

Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid.” "

The shadow of your...ahem...sword is impressive!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"“But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows

disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is the shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and living beings.

Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid.” "

I'll keep the shadows please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estella, join me in the poetry section, let me erm... read to you.

I'm cummings "

Excellent.

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over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?

Worse. e.e.cummings

*slides to the poetry aisle*

Even better!!

"i like my body when it is with your

body. It is so quite new a thing.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body. i like what it does,

i like its hows. i like to feel the spine

of your body and its bones,and the trembling

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,

i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzz

of your electric furr,and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh….And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new""

You should also see what Ted and Sylvia are up to in the beanbag corner:

He loved her and she loved him. 

His kisses sucked out her whole past and future or tried to 

He had no other appetite 

She bit him she gnawed him she sucked 

She wanted him complete inside her 

Safe and sure forever and ever

Their little cries fluttered into the curtains 

Her eyes wanted nothing to get away 

Her looks nailed down his hands his wrists his elbows 

He gripped her hard so that life 

Should not drag her from that moment 

He wanted all future to cease 

He wanted to topple with his arms round her 

Off that moment's brink and into nothing 

Or everlasting or whatever there was 

Her embrace was an immense press 

To print him into her bones 

His smiles were the garrets of a fairy palace 

Where the real world would never come 

Her smiles were spider bites 

So he would lie still till she felt hungry 

His words were occupying armies 

Her laughs were an assassin's attempts 

His looks were bullets daggers of revenge 

His glances were ghosts in the corner with horrible secrets 

His whispers were whips and jackboots 

Her kisses were lawyers steadily writing 

His caresses were the last hooks of a castaway 

Her love-tricks were the grinding of locks 

And their deep cries crawled over the floors 

Like an animal dragging a great trap 

His promises were the surgeon's gag 

Her promises took the top off his skull 

She would get a brooch made of it 

His vows pulled out all her sinews 

He showed her how to make a love-knot 

Her vows put his eyes in formalin 

At the back of her secret drawer 

Their screams stuck in the wall 

Their heads fell apart into sleep like the two halves 

Of a lopped melon, but love is hard to stop 

In their entwined sleep they exchanged arms and legs 

In their dreams their brains took each other hostage 

In the morning they wore each other's face

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over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

Please note the reference section is at a height of 10 feet above the ground level on the 12th shelf.... you will find interesting books on this shelf that pertain to the use of hand held blades on men that lie about their height..."

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

Fu fu fu fu fu fu *dribble*"

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get back to reading mort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

Fu fu fu fu fu fu *dribble*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that, Norwich are playing so shit at the moment, I'm not sure I want Saturday to come around.

I'm no fan of footie but this library's dull as fuck. And I love books.

Shall we go to the pub and then come back later and cause a ruckus before they close?

You haven't seen what going on in the poetry aisle.

It would make Byton blush

Is it getting all Pablo Neruda?

Worse. e.e.cummings

*slides to the poetry aisle*

Even better!!

"i like my body when it is with your

body. It is so quite new a thing.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body. i like what it does,

i like its hows. i like to feel the spine

of your body and its bones,and the trembling

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,

i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzz

of your electric furr,and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh….And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new"

You should also see what Ted and Sylvia are up to in the beanbag corner:

He loved her and she loved him. 

His kisses sucked out her whole past and future or tried to 

He had no other appetite 

She bit him she gnawed him she sucked 

She wanted him complete inside her 

Safe and sure forever and ever

Their little cries fluttered into the curtains 

Her eyes wanted nothing to get away 

Her looks nailed down his hands his wrists his elbows 

He gripped her hard so that life 

Should not drag her from that moment 

He wanted all future to cease 

He wanted to topple with his arms round her 

Off that moment's brink and into nothing 

Or everlasting or whatever there was 

Her embrace was an immense press 

To print him into her bones 

His smiles were the garrets of a fairy palace 

Where the real world would never come 

Her smiles were spider bites 

So he would lie still till she felt hungry 

His words were occupying armies 

Her laughs were an assassin's attempts 

His looks were bullets daggers of revenge 

His glances were ghosts in the corner with horrible secrets 

His whispers were whips and jackboots 

Her kisses were lawyers steadily writing 

His caresses were the last hooks of a castaway 

Her love-tricks were the grinding of locks 

And their deep cries crawled over the floors 

Like an animal dragging a great trap 

His promises were the surgeon's gag 

Her promises took the top off his skull 

She would get a brooch made of it 

His vows pulled out all her sinews 

He showed her how to make a love-knot 

Her vows put his eyes in formalin 

At the back of her secret drawer 

Their screams stuck in the wall 

Their heads fell apart into sleep like the two halves 

Of a lopped melon, but love is hard to stop 

In their entwined sleep they exchanged arms and legs 

In their dreams their brains took each other hostage 

In the morning they wore each other's face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“What Is Love? I have met in the streets a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, the water passed through his shoes and the stars through his soul”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

Please note the reference section is at a height of 10 feet above the ground level on the 12th shelf.... you will find interesting books on this shelf that pertain to the use of hand held blades on men that lie about their height...

"

I thought you may be interested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I love this room too! I'm a room slut.

Eve. X

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!"

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"I'll get back to reading mort"

I could murder a curry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

please note will all ladies using the small library ladders; please climb to the top and reach in a provocative manner to display stocking tops....

Can I still use the ladders even though I don't really need them because I'm 6'4" in these shoes?

Please note the reference section is at a height of 10 feet above the ground level on the 12th shelf.... you will find interesting books on this shelf that pertain to the use of hand held blades on men that lie about their height...

I thought you may be interested... "

Can always stand to brush up my knife skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get back to reading mort

I could murder a curry.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy? "

Mr Bump I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

"

Tshirt on please, no sweat on the books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy? "

"I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people."

Mahatma Gandhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon "

Surely Mr Pump?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy? "

Mr Muscle obviously. Just be quiet and do your reading! Some of us are reading proper text here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy? "

This lol! I love the gym but I also love a good book and own 100s with 1000s on my 'to be read' list.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No roid use in the library please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?"

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it not Mr Strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of my favourite people from the forums are on this thread.

It's great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump "

We've all shagged a Mr Pump... he usually likes to fingerblast too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump "

I shag as Miss Plump.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump "

Ruby, stop shagging all the hot ones and be more angry feminist reading Greer and mouth frothing please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong "

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump "

I wish I could say that surprised me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you. "

Bugger "slopes off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of my favourite people from the forums are on this thread.

It's great "

You're one of my fav posters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

Ruby, stop shagging all the hot ones and be more angry feminist reading Greer and mouth frothing please."

Ah shite that's a real username (almost). He does look quite fit. Can't I do both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you.

Bugger "slopes off" "

No! You were supposed to make a profile name joke!!! Funlover, come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

I shag as Miss Plump. "

I'm sorry I sniggered I shouldn't as you are gorgeous

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

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over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you.

Bugger "slopes off"

No! You were supposed to make a profile name joke!!! Funlover, come back. "

Too late teddy is in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

I wish I could say that surprised me "

Someone once named to me who were the "buff boys" of the forum.... you'd be surprised.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Can I swim in here - I swim in my local library?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come gather friends the fire is lit and we've put Joe out for the night

Come browse the dusty shelves, in here you'll find no fight

Trip across the oaken floor; dance with prose in hand

Dance through worlds imagined, each post a grain of sand........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you.

Bugger "slopes off"

No! You were supposed to make a profile name joke!!! Funlover, come back.

Too late teddy is in the corner "

Nobody puts teddy in the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect "

That mug is massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect "

Haha! Well played...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

That mug is massive "

Size queen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not Mr Strong

Now that's just being too darn clever. Get in the no fun room, you.

Bugger "slopes off"

No! You were supposed to make a profile name joke!!! Funlover, come back.

Too late teddy is in the corner

Nobody puts teddy in the corner! "

Puts teddy back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

I shag as Miss Plump.

I'm sorry I sniggered I shouldn't as you are gorgeous "

To be honest it's prob a good profile name change. I'm getting a little irked with the dear Stella or dear Estrella and the fact they don't get when I make lager jokes as a reply.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Mr Bump I reckon

Surely Mr Pump?

I think I've shagged Mr Pump

Ruby, stop shagging all the hot ones and be more angry feminist reading Greer and mouth frothing please.

Ah shite that's a real username (almost). He does look quite fit. Can't I do both? "

Go on then. Sex positivity and feminism. Whatever next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

That mug is massive

Size queen... "

It could of course just be really near the camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

That mug is massive "

Too short Ruby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed in here? I like to read too you know

Mr Men books can be found in the children's aisle, have fun!

Hahahahahahaha you're really funny because people who go to the gym regularly can't possibly be intelligent too! Now which Mr men book can help me with my daily macronutrient intake recommendations in order to best facilitate muscular hypertrophy?

"I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people."

Mahatma Gandhi "

101 Peaceful Protests With A Hatstand......

Mahatmacoat Mahghandi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

That mug is massive

Size queen...

It could of course just be really near the camera. "

Phew

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can we have it done like an agatha cristie library

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Changed my avatar to something more appropriate to my presumed intellect

That mug is massive

Size queen...

It could of course just be really near the camera. "

It's genuinely a massive mug, I like my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It has been brought to my attention that there may be surreptitious, salacious, shenanigans in the Reading Room....

Carry on.....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

He looks better with clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It has been brought to my attention that there may be surreptitious, salacious, shenanigans in the Reading Room....

Carry on....."

Oh good, come to bed with me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle"

Hatter's poetry is brilliant

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has been brought to my attention that there may be surreptitious, salacious, shenanigans in the Reading Room....

Carry on....."

Where? Is it modern lovers? They've gone suspiciously quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

Hatter's poetry is brilliant "

It has been noted he is rather good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle"

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes;

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,

Had half impaired the nameless grace

Which waves in every raven tress,

Or softly lightens o’er her face;

Where thoughts serenely sweet express,

How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,

The smiles that win, the tints that glow,

But tell of days in goodness spent,

A mind at peace with all below,

A heart whose love is innocent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes;

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,

Had half impaired the nameless grace

Which waves in every raven tress,

Or softly lightens o’er her face;

Where thoughts serenely sweet express,

How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,

The smiles that win, the tints that glow,

But tell of days in goodness spent,

A mind at peace with all below,

A heart whose love is innocent!"

God damn you good at poetry people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

Hatter's poetry is brilliant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle"

Bwahaha very funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the apocalypse comes

and all the windows are shattered

and the car tires have melted into the pavement,

once all the schools and hospitals

and skyscrapers have folded in on themselves

and the last street lamp has wilted like a starving flower,

I will still want to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes;

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,

Had half impaired the nameless grace

Which waves in every raven tress,

Or softly lightens o’er her face;

Where thoughts serenely sweet express,

How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,

The smiles that win, the tints that glow,

But tell of days in goodness spent,

A mind at peace with all below,

A heart whose love is innocent!

God damn you good at poetry people "

Its Byron...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It has been brought to my attention that there may be surreptitious, salacious, shenanigans in the Reading Room....

Carry on....."

Surely such shenanigans sustain salubrious stints in this room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

Bwahaha very funny! "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a tartlet for the poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes;

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,

Had half impaired the nameless grace

Which waves in every raven tress,

Or softly lightens o’er her face;

Where thoughts serenely sweet express,

How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,

The smiles that win, the tints that glow,

But tell of days in goodness spent,

A mind at peace with all below,

A heart whose love is innocent!

God damn you good at poetry people

Its Byron..."

Oh OK I must educate myself I'm more humour novel based

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a tartlet "

FTFY

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shhh! you lot. Some of us are stuck deep in our Poe right now. Don't make me look at you over my glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has been brought to my attention that there may be surreptitious, salacious, shenanigans in the Reading Room....

Carry on.....

Surely such shenanigans sustain salubrious stints in this room?"

Sinful wicked woman; has caught my eye now twice

Once when thrown at female dog and now in room so nice

Followed wicked woman; who cast her net so wide and I am gasping fish like; praying for the tide......

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Shhh! you lot. Some of us are stuck deep in our Poe right now. Don't make me look at you over my glasses."

My quim is quivering at the very thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes;

Thus mellowed to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,

Had half impaired the nameless grace

Which waves in every raven tress,

Or softly lightens o’er her face;

Where thoughts serenely sweet express,

How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,

So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,

The smiles that win, the tints that glow,

But tell of days in goodness spent,

A mind at peace with all below,

A heart whose love is innocent!

God damn you good at poetry people

Its Byron...

Oh OK I must educate myself I'm more humour novel based"

best place to learn is in the Reading Room®

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shhh! you lot. Some of us are stuck deep in our Poe right now. Don't make me look at you over my glasses."

Please do look over your glasses

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not quite.

Needs... some... tunage. All together now: "Happy Birthday to Joe."

Talking Heads - Nothing But Flowers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068AFYvd58E

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just artois and hatter in the poetry aisle

Hatter's poetry is brilliant

"

Hatter and Pauly, both write excellent poetry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should we go for Reading Room® 2?

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