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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh how embarrassing at the wrong moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens to everyone ... don't care anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

real farts are worse coz they smell.

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By *etmelickyou40Man
over a year ago

kent

I love fanny farts get the job done properly

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "

Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess...

Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol "

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "

I bet he smiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy "

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess...

Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy "

Quite right! That other guy had cum stains all over his sofa!! Ooft lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

"

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos... "

Were the stains not enough?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

Were the stains not enough? "

Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "

Lovely bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

Were the stains not enough?

Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out! "

Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

Were the stains not enough?

Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out! "

Ha ha that was never meant to be! Lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

Were the stains not enough?

Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out!

Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed. "

I guess I'm not easily embarrassed

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

I ended up marrying his drinking buddy

Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...

Were the stains not enough?

Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out!

Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed.

I guess I'm not easily embarrassed "

No shit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "

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By *rian108Man
over a year ago

tullamore

Ladies take it from me fanny farts are ok.. I actually love the sound of a good fanny fart there is something erotic about it maybe that's just me..? But hell ladies keep those fanny's farting and if any men have a problem with it there's plenty more of us out there.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.

Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "

love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me ill.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"They make me ill. "

Man up dude!! Means you're filling her up

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Does get inbarrassing take it in my stride as it happen

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell


"They make me ill. "

For what reason

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By *evils advocatoMan
over a year ago

culmore

It's a sign of a job well done, doesn't bother me in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pushed the air in there...I can't complain..

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

well this morning that all i doing .mr must be doing something right but everytime i do say sorry as inbarrassed when it happens ,mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work at an indie venue in Brum in the 80's. There was a girl there who would (thinking it was hilarious) regularly give fanny fart demos on the edge of the stage at the end of the night.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

It happens. It's funny. Crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It happens. It's funny. Crack on "

Okay, I could of worded it better. I meant that she did it for laughs and not as a sexual thing.

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